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The Hake Report
Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network.
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Episodes
The Hake ReportMama "Fairness" | Refugee Policy, Juneteenth, Progressives | HAKE Tue 6/23/26
Democratic Socialist candidate Darializa Avila Chevalier. Why shouldn’t Hake like Netanyahu? Old Testament sacrifice & circumcision? Juneteenth history. JLP is…
The Hake ReportWatch Yourself | Diversity, Target Store, Obama Library, UAP Theories, Music Fans | HAKE Mon 6/22/26
Pondering diversity’s drawbacks. Target store: Bystanders save day. Obama presidential center. Music feeds ego. World Cup fans love USA? Are aliens liberal…
The Hake ReportProtest Makes Things Worse | Pat Boone, Juneteenth, Thirsty Snake, Ball Earth | HAKE Fri 6/19/26
Fret not about the Reflecting Pool! A personal story about Juneteenth. Pat Boone urges peaceful disagreement. President Obama’s comments: Immigration, created…
The Hake ReportHake Is Back? | World Events, USA Love, Media Misinterpretation | Thu 6/18/26
Iran memo: Is Israel happy? Encouraging news from Europe? World Cup USA: People like us! People are like the media: They don’t understand. UFC White House…
The Hake ReportGood Tips in Case of Bad Neighbors | Texas Court Outcome | HAKE Thu 6/11/26
We don’t REALLY know what happened, but like to think we do. God-fearing men don’t judge without knowing. But it’s wise to sit down, not push a stubborn man…
The Hake ReportJustice in Texas | Power Struggle in the World | HAKE Wed 6/10/26
The Texas outcome seems just, and surprisingly quick! People have different stories in their minds versus reality. And quirky ideas about what’s important. The…
The Hake ReportEgos Judging Egos | Rock History, Cattle Ranching, Personal Awakening | HAKE Tue 6/9/26
Reminiscing about Lynyrd Skynyrd, sharing truth with fellow Americans (and Canadians), handling cattle, and looking at history with clarity. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportNo Need to Get Up in Arms | HAKE Mon 6/8/26
Beware & be patient with people, not fatigued. YouTuber couple’s decision. Premarital wisdom. Bank customer service. The Hake Report, Monday, June 8, 2026 AD…
The Hake ReportConvinced You're Right | Healthcare, Texas Case, War History | HAKE Fri 6/5/26
Canada healthcare complaints. 😉 TX case: competing narratives. History buffs team up on Hake! Young people turn gov’t media “corny”! The Hake Report, Friday…
The Hake ReportHake AI Not Fake AI! | History, Cool Tools, Kooky Beliefs. | Thu 6/4/26
AI got Hake interested in history! Hake prefers simple tools that can get dirty. Hake defends unusual beauty standards. Hake debunks all your theories. The…
The Hake ReportOne Man's "Basic" is Another's "Pedantic" | Campaign Promises. Loyalty. Society. | HAKE Wed 6/3/26
Hake says Trump’s basically kept promises, but some differ. The majority likes peace and prosperity, though it falters. Can you recognize the sign of the…
The Hake ReportDoes Hake Bend His Principles for Trump? | Generation, Heritage, Politics | HAKE Tue 6/2/26
Millennials & boomers hash it out. Does Hake bend his principles for Trump? Beware: undisciplined minds believe wrongly. Patriotic activist shakes hands with…
The Hake ReportTaking Yourself Too Seriously | Vote, Ota Benga, Affordability, Dr. Umar | HAKE Mon 6/1/26
Voting with Hake. Sad story of Ota Benga. Older guys call-in about life. Difference: “pointing out” vs complaining? Umar Johnson on Kevin Hart roast: Too…
The Hake ReportWe Are All Puppets | True & False Propaganda & History | HAKE Fri 5/29/26
Children’s music with Hake. Revisionist history: Germany, Jefferson, & biblical giants. Trump on bills & coins. Hake’s puppets discuss new-fangled definitions…
The Hake ReportRoot of Evil: 'Me' | Tribalism, Nebuchadnezzar, Gold & Silver, Trump-Iran | HAKE Thu 5/28/26
The evil is not “tribalism” — it’s “me.” Nebuchadnezzar in the Bible: Acknowledge God, not gold. Cultural conflicts: “Irony is lost on the stupid.” Should…
The Hake ReportA Grain of Salt | Steve Hilton, Data Center Water, Prosecuting Parents | HAKE Wed 5/27/26
Story: Hake’s belligerent sifu. Two different men named Steve Hilton! AOC claim: Data center dirties water?! Teen Takeovers: Prosecute parents? Nick bans…
The Hake ReportWe Can Be Better, Not Bitter: Black Caucus & Homeless Help | HAKE Tue 5/26/26
Black Caucus membership threat. Scott Adams’ COVID tip: Build skills. Spencer Pratt challenges Karen Bass on homeless help. East Asian low crime. Trump critic…
The Hake ReportMemorial Day with HAKE 🇺🇸 Mon 5/25/26
Oops, John McCain does NOT count for Memorial Day, but respect anyway! We reflect on U.S. history and the present. BTW: Is it foolish to intervene as a…
The Hake ReportEverybody Has an 'Identity' to Get Past | HAKE Fri 5/22/26
We air grievances on identity and disrespect in recent decades. (BTW: Is Iran winning?) Irish shoplifter incident sparks protests. “Anti-weaponization” fund…
The Hake ReportIt's Wrong to Be Provoked | HAKE Thu 5/21/26
More dialogue. New rule: Don’t call people that. Civil War reason. Quanell X, confrontational. Blanket statements. Prayer & fasting. Why Massie lost: new…
The Hake ReportCan't Go Against God's Man | HAKE Wed 5/20/26
Massie went against Trump and fell. How to correct wild young neighbors? More dialogue: “You created us.” Self-policing communities. Analyzing the “Chud”…
The Hake ReportAll Doesn't Mean ALL | Tue 5/19/26
Black and white unite. Who changed: Massie or Trump? Is the Iran war a mistake? What is “accountability” in race? People dig in because of pride. The Hake…
The Hake ReportOne Rude Individual vs Hordes of Young Neighbors | Mon 5/18/26
Lots of news and supers before calls: Trump, politics, executions worldwide. De facto red flag law? Michael Jackson. Michael Aquino–Charlie Kirk? White and…
The Hake ReportPersonal Attacks | Fri 5/15/26
Who keeps that slur alive? Love your enemy. Was “Chud the Builder” wrong? Civil War reverberates today. Is Trump a failure? The Hake Report, Friday, May 15…
The Hake Report'A Self-Defense Situation'... Or No? | Thu 5/14/26
Wow, attempted m— charge?! Neanderthal performed root canal?! Ear health vs audio. Eye color affects reaction time? Choose your own reality: be convinced…
The Hake ReportTrump's Obviously Right Not to Care | Wed 5/13/26
Good news on immigration. Trump: I don’t think about Americans’ finances in Iran war negotiations. Callers getting “b-wordy.” Should you ever tell people to…
The Hake ReportFact Checked | Hake Tue 5/12/26
Conditioned to hate Nickelback! Gasoline industry education. Chinese agent in America. Fertility sabotaged by policy. “Chud the Builder” seeks violence? The…
The Hake ReportYou're in Your Head | Hake Mon 5-11-26
Serious mess in Virginia! Modern-day prophecy? Gov’t power grab after alien hoax? Warnings in dreams? Is IRL (in-real-life) trolling “harassment”? The Hake…
The Hake ReportNarcissism Unmasked | Fri 5-8-26
“Lift Ev’ry Voice” for the Suggestion Box. 🗳️ Streamer’s social experiment. Narcissism and competitive nature: No goals? Goofy afro dude and Luke Skywalker…
The Hake ReportBullyin' | HAKE Thu 5-7-26
Pavlov’s trigger words. Immigrant Americans and brotherhood. Black lady, 82, raided by FBI. Warning: “Happy Jacks” will turn on you! The Hake Report, Thursday…
The Hake ReportStrange Ideas of 'Fairness' | HAKE Wed 5-6-26
South Africa farm attacks: “Fair,” but not right? Israel’s special treatment: Don’t be jealous! Hake’s disagreers: “metiche,” disruptors. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportHake Admits Being in a Cult?! 🇺🇸 | Tue 5-5-26
“We are slaves” in Marxist America, say boomers (Hake’s favorite). Trump critic confronts Hake: “Are you in a cult?” Caller witnessed “tongues” firsthand. The…
The Hake ReportEach Time You Turn a Doorknob, Remember… | Mon 5-4-26
No need to explain yourself or give time to “crybabies,” but I do, alas. Is Trump “tweaking” right now, for Israel, and hurting America? A black man invented…
The Hake ReportThe Spirit Matters | Fri 5-1-26
“Respect” is a false setup; we are men, allegedly. Child discipline disparities? Can races talk about one another? Should we let people have their delusions?…
The Hake ReportRunning Off My Fanbase | Thu 4-30-26
Another caller announces his departure. WHCD: “Shots fired,” a figure of speech! American identity: Assimilation into the world, alas. We’re TOO welcoming!…
The Hake Report'Fighting Words' | HAKE Wed 4-29-26
50-minutes of a black man’s “lived experience” with “weaponized” words. Love YOUR enemy, but not GOD’s enemy? Dating an autistic girl? The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportGullible and Naive to Evil | Tue 4-28-26
They tried to get my President! When to mention race? Norah O’Donnell’s “evil” intentions: Imagination? Mary Phagan: It was the janitor?! CO college pills…
The Hake ReportHigh T | Hake Fri 4-24-26
“High-T” men can be provoked by words! Low-T men too calm? People who believe in anger won’t question themselves. Does fraud go unpunished? The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportPavlov's Fight | Thu 4-23-26
A little news, then an explosive conversation between black and white Americans — about “disrespectful” words, or one in particular. The Hake Report, Thursday…
The Hake ReportHave Patience | Wed 4-22-26
JLP’s patience. Can you be Democrat and Christian? Artemis II “actors” fact check. Medicine for depression? Anti-Trump complaining like women? “N”-joke wasn’t…
The Hake ReportEvil Energy | Tue 4-21-26
The problem as a minority? Trump critics on the right. Defund Catholic Charities! The cure for depression? Bieber’s boyhood joke, still touchy! The Hake…
The Hake ReportWere There Cave Men in the Bible? | Mon 4-20-26
South Africa crime. Trump’s psychedelic EO: Good/Bad? Ouija board history. Louisiana father vs 8 children, women. White people in the Bible? Troglodytes and…
The Hake ReportTap-Dancing 'Parasites' | Fri 4-17-26
Don’t say “parasites.” What’s the fear of becoming a minority? Mouse experiments: Spoiled, non-reproductive. South Africa chant: Do WHAT to the farmer? Good…
The Hake ReportHalf-Hour of HAKE | Thu 4-16-26
JUST 30 MINS! The Hake Report, Thursday, April 16, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:28) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:03:17) 📞 HADEN, CA: ttyl (0:04:22) 💬 Supers…
The Hake ReportHAKE (ONE HOUR ONLY) | Wed 4-15-26
JUST ONE HOUR TODAY. We don’t hate the nuisance. Caller made a video, causing drama! Trump-Jesus pic, and nobody’s fair-minded. The Hake Report, Wednesday…
The Hake ReportWorking Smarter | Tue 4-14-26
DoorDash Grandma’s politics? Immigrant vs Americans: working smart? Divorce and reconcile: Y/N? A record of Trump’s “wrongs” in second term… “blasphemy”? Iran?…
The Hake ReportLove Your Enemy | Mon 4-13-26
VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict Trump vs Pope Leo and the Iran war…
The Hake ReportFrustrating | Fri 4-10-26
A dishonest conversation: South Africa now, America past. Seeking the truth? Why white gals go interracial. NJF: Vote Dem? I don’t respect him, but care what…
The Hake ReportA Real American | Thu 4-9-26
What an American is. Countering anti-Southern propaganda. South Africa: Is it persecution? Is it fair? Did childhood vaccines shape your mindset? The Hake…
The Hake ReportCrishaun Disappointed in Iran Ceasefire? | Wed 4-8-26
South Africa: Fairness vs “history.” GUEST: Crishaun the Don (at 36 mins) on Trump’s Iran war ceasefire, women’s anti-suffrage wisdom, BHI fantasy, real Jewish…
The Hake Report'Praise Be to Allah' | HAKE Tue 4-7-26
Trump vs Iran: We’ll see! Civil War history revisited. Did you vote for war or “mass deportations”? Praise be to Allah. 14th Amendment: regrets? The Hake…
The Hake ReportHake Tactics | Mon 4-6-26
Trump cussed at Iran. Consanguineous marriages. Police chase tactics vs fleeing suspects. Life as a refugee or deportee. Don’t go personal: Don’t talk culture?…
The Hake ReportAvuncular, Peculiar, Bifurcated | Fri 4-3-26
NYT: avuncular Ayatollah. Marginalized Internet shutting down. Lee on the peculiar institution. A nation is a people. Bifurcated view of different peoples: New…
The Hake ReportGod Said Don't Go to Space | Thu 4-2-26
Rocket deniers: God said don’t go to space? Is it wrong to be a proud black man in America? Who lacks self-awareness? Jaden Ivey: No preaching in the NBA! The…
The Hake ReportCan You Be Baited? | Wed 4-1-26
People have no love. “Know” about Israel; how about Iran? Green bench: Hake, successfully race-baited! “Chopped,” good or bad! Iryna Zarutska mural take-down…
The Hake ReportProjecting Your Hypocrisy | Tue 3-31-26
Judging the heart and mind of your fellow man: Y’all never talk about CWP’s (Caucasian White People), but they do it too! BTW: FE debunked: Light DOES bend!…
The Hake ReportEat Your Veggies | Mon 3-30-26
Human rights for “migrants” vs our nations. Israel, protecting Catholics, restricts Palm Sunday. Trump: Sharpies save money. Folic acid mandate to prevent…
The Hake ReportThey Owe an Apology for Being Offended | Fri 3-27-26
We don’t mean harm talking about y’all! But y’all are offended, talking about us! Hake’s Friday shirt. Oil crisis and gas prices. FE and space denial debate!…
The Hake ReportWe Don't Really Know | Thu 3-26-26
More shrill voices on Trump’s Christianity and anti-war propaganda over Iran: Chicken Little cried, “The sky is falling!” Is that Scott Ritter? Lady called ICE…
The Hake ReportWorry Over Nothing | Wed 3-25-26
Don’t worry over nothing. What are you paying for gasoline? Are you still with Trump? Is he not Christian? Melbourne, FL: Democrats and crime? Dershowitz or…