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'A Self-Defense Situation'... Or No? | Thu 5/14/26

Wow, attempted m— charge?! Neanderthal performed root canal?! Ear health vs audio. Eye color affects reaction time? Choose your own reality: be convinced you’re right.

The Hake Report, Thursday, May 14, 2026 AD

* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

* (0:03:33) 🗞️ Premeditated self-defense?

* (0:11:15) 🎶 Hey, guys! I Disavow tee

* (0:12:26) 📞 Ronnie: Chud ridiculous?

* (0:21:25) 🧐 Ronnie: Our Greatest President?

* (0:28:06) 📞 Brady, South Canada, MN; AZ

* (0:29:36) 📖 Brady: Enoch, Nephilim, Bibi (Neanderthal dentists)

* (0:37:03) 🗳️ Brady psyoped not to vote

* (0:43:15) 📞 Ryan: Apologize for being…

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