Half-Hour of HAKE | Thu 4-16-26

The Hake Report · Apr 16, 2026 · 31m

JUST 30 MINS!

The Hake Report, Thursday, April 16, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

(0:00:00) Start

(0:02:28) 🎶 Hey, guys!

(0:03:17) 📞 HADEN, CA: ttyl

(0:04:22) 💬 Supers YT: Brandi thoughts, US-Iran 1953, draft

(0:12:10) 📞 TORY, CA: Friend

(0:13:53) 📞 COCO, L.A.: Dad draft, Jane Goodall-looking neighbor, fight ICE

(0:17:50) 📞 BOBBY, TX: Israel, prophecy? Or man-made?

(0:22:12) 💬 Coffees….

(0:27:59) 💬 Popcorn: Trump’s AI pic “gaslighting”?

(0:30:50) Outro

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