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The Hake Report
Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network.
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Episodes
The Hake ReportDo I Have a Little Integrity? | Méchant. Kushner Conspiracies. Trump for USA | HAKE Mon 10/26/26
French protests: “I’m not méchant!” Jared Kushner “conspiracies.” AZ & AK wildlife. Trump on Nicki Minaj? Do I have integrity? Believe in innocence? Epstein…
The Hake ReportNo Reaction | America. Debate: Name-Calling. Enforcing Respect. Being Christian | HAKE Fri 10/23/26
Respect, fighting, & race relations: Irish? Who says who deserves what? Black & white discuss speech & respect enforcement. Words are just sound, meaning in…
The Hake ReportRacial Understanding | France Fact Check. History & Anger. Quit Pot. Star Trails | HAKE Thu 10/22/26
Riot targeting denial: Hake’s own personal conspiracy theory. Is God polytheist? Debate: history of “N-word” vs violent response? Quitting pot, watching self…
The Hake ReportHuman Nature Is Communist | Trump Wins? Surveillance. Crime. Billionaire Haters | HAKE Wed 10/21/26
Did Trump betray vaccine skeptics? Is Trump $5K communism or bribery? Struggle sessions! Are tariff refunds redistribution? Crime & surveillance setup…
The Hake ReportWe All Are Communist Sometimes | Europe Protests. Midterms. Trump. Brainwashed? | HAKE Tue 10/20/26
Tent encampments, protests: Communist? Muslim? Funding militant groups hurts later. Is angry valid criticism hate? Unfair Trump-bashing: immigration. Rooting…
The Hake ReportGoing Off Half-Cocked | Nephilim. Lukewarm. France Riots: Communism. Alien Baby? | HAKE Mon 10/19/26
Which is a bigger problem: Nephilim, or being “lukewarm”? France riots: Communism or anti-neoliberalism? Is “racism” always bad? Alien babies? Don’t preach at…
The Hake ReportCan We Look Down on Anyone? | Childhood. Relationships. Marriage. Epstein. Trump | HAKE Fri 10/16/26
Halloween, childhood, relationships and women. In the good old days, we married early. Epstein was “addicted” to gals: Are we better? Don’t argue with Trump…
The Hake ReportLiberal Words | Trump Oligarchy. Exaggerating Epstein. NC Police. Biased Beliefs | HAKE Thu 10/15/26
No Nidal stream. Ukraine-Starlink limit. Overstating Epstein: gross attack on men & innocence. Under 18 means little kid? Is it in the Bible? Katy Perry space…
The Hake ReportFacts vs Truth | Police Bias. Teen Bullies. “Racism” Definition. Angry & Crazy | HAKE Wed 10/14/26
Charlotte police competed to pull over blacks? Define “racism.” Jena 6 & teen bullies. “Crazy” American Indian callers: Earth & space. Ben Shapiro film. Would…
The Hake ReportYour “God” | Bible vs Spirit. Ancient China on Jesus? France Riots. AI vs SI | HAKE Tue 10/13/26
Believe in the Bible or the Holy Spirit? Han Dynasty on Jesus? What is the Word of God? Anyone who says AI is the enemy? Riots in France: What to do? Trump…
The Hake ReportHocus-Pocus Beliefs? | Virgin Birth. Russian Diesel. What Baptism Really Means | HAKE Mon 10/12/26
Mary & Joseph: alternate theories. Twisted Christianity & suspect historical claims. Do you lean on the Bible or the “Holy Spirit”? Trump-Putin diesel deal…
The Hake ReportMind Trap | Haters. Pork. Epstein. God & Sacrifice? Rabbi Wisdom. Nidal Hasan | HAKE Fri 10/9/26
Trump detractors cheer against America! Visa crackdown. Why not eat pig? “Epstein” mind trap. God against blood sacrifice? Marriage, love. Rabbi Yosef…
The Hake ReportDon’t Get Nasty | 6yo Badmouthing Cops. Trump Accounts? Small Price? ‘EpSteiN’? | HAKE Thu 10/8/26
Bodycam: 6yo shooter badmouthed cops! Iran "small price to pay": gas prices, not cities. Spectator fantasy politics: ridiculous "Epstein" assumptions. Skip…
The Hake ReportMaking 'God' In Man's Image | Pro-West Jews. Vengeful Prophecies. Bible Theories | HAKE Wed 10/7/26
Jewish speakers against mass immigration into the West. Religious leaders for vengeful “God”! Flood, Nephilim & Revelation narratives? Blasphemy of Spirit?…
The Hake ReportAll Over the Place | Diesel. Diet. Israel Love. Bat or Ball. Urkel & Fear | HAKE Tue 10/6/26
Trump EO on diesel. Meat & healthy diet. Jewish friends & haters. AI & critical thinking? Lin Yen Chin wisdom. Are you a bat or ball, all over the place? We…
The Hake ReportCan’t Imagine | Innocent Men Executed? False Convictions? Quebec Politics | HAKE Mon 10/5/26
Can or should you imagine yourself in the situation to help decide policy? Innocent men executed? False convictions: Central Park 5 & Trump’s ad. Quebec…
The Hake ReportRumors | Don’t Sue. Charlie Kirk Loved Israel. Capitol Punishment Errors? | HAKE Fri 10/2/26
Kim Klacik rumor lesson: don’t sue, don’t fight. Trump’s Super Intelligence. Charlie Kirk would still be happy with Trump. What if an innocent person catches a…
The Hake ReportAre All My Callers Crazy? | Charlie Kirk. Israel. Jesus. AI. Cornell 7. Candace | HAKE Thu 10/1/26
Would Charlie Kirk support blaming Israel? What if Jesus hadn’t died? I think my callers are all crazy. Cornell 7 accuser quote: 100-percent confidence! Alex…
The Hake ReportNobody Remembers | Anger & Identity. Coolheaded Boomer Wisdom. Criminal Justice? | HAKE Wed 9/30/26
Sarah Sanders? Trump-Iran? Being into race? Anger will make you pick a bad fight! AI art & music? Good old days? Listen to the older, wiser people. No one…
The Hake ReportHake-ism | Trump Tactic Amid Obstruction. Huckabee Welfare Ad. Nolan Wells Bias | HAKE Tue 9/29/26
Trump “pocket rescission” on immigrants: Susan Collins & Dems dislike. “Activist judges” stop Trump executive orders? Sarah Sanders “anti-white” ad? Nolan…
The Hake ReportKilled by the Darkness | Elon Knows. RIP Charlie Kirk. Nolan Wells. Fake Theories | HAKE Mon 9/28/26
Starship orbit cut short. Fave billionaire: Elon Musk. Popular falsehoods. Charlie Kirk theories. Nolan Wells liked his friends. Stop antisemitism? Against…
The Hake ReportDiversity’s Drawbacks | Canadian Socialism. Bibi the Hero. Star Wars Toys: Idols? | HAKE Fri 9/25/26
Canadian socialism. Learn from your enemies; don’t hate them. Bibi prefers Milei or Trump? Prager paralyzed, good attitude. Are Star Wars toys demonic idols?…
The Hake ReportThe Ick | AI & Communism. Relationships & Mental Health. Mormon & Jewish Values | HAKE Thu 9/24/26
“Knowledge is poison.” AI to take jobs from spoiled employees? Communism’s appeal: Free dental. Relationship advice from Genesis?! “The ick” is real. Tyler…
The Hake ReportGet Fit to Recover | Trump-Iran? Is Jesus God? AI/SI? Midterms? Central Banks? | HAKE Wed 9/23/26
I take breaks and lay on the couch. How’s Iran war going? The Father is greater than Jesus; so is Jesus God? AI aka Super Intelligence? Many health & fitness…
The Hake ReportMask Off | True or Crazy? Oct 7 Theories Debunked by AI. Autumn on a Ball Earth | HAKE Tue 9/22/26
Mask-off for Jesus? Explain fall, flat earthers! No evidence of “stand down” on Oct 7! Uncertain? Don’t try to figure out the truth. Losing vision, healing…
The Hake ReportI’m Back! | Lindsay Clancy. Kids’ Anger. Flat Earth Memes Debunked. Rating Trump? | HAKE Mon 9/21/26
I’m very rusty! Lindsay Clancy: criminally responsible, but not spiritually? Stories of anger as a kid. Netherlands’ Alfredo Goeloe didn’t steal fatbike. FE…
The Hake ReportI'm Back w/ Bigg Bump! | Lindsay Clancy. Epstein? Evolution & Bible? WNBA & Trans? | HAKE Mon 9/7/26
I was out a month! Co-host: Bigg Bump: Lindsay Clancy. “Epstein.” Against adoption? Jury foremen. Is Evolution compatible with the Bible? Declaration of…
The Hake ReportMind Playing Tricks | Obama Deportations. Bigfoot Callers. Moon Meme Debate | HAKE Fri 8/7/26
Obama’s “deportations.” America’s protection. Is Bigfoot a cryptid, interdimensional, or imaginary? What is the spiritual world? Moon zoom-in: plane vs ISS…
The Hake Report“Peace Being Robbed from Earth” | 2A Wisdom. Evolution & Bible. Mind Conditioning | HAKE Thu 8/6/26
Twin Falls In-N-Out & Second Amendment discussion. “Peace is being robbed from the earth.” Modern-Day Debate: Evolution compatible with Bible? Celsius vs…
The Hake ReportWould You Fire Him? | $10 Icy Drink. Moon Crash. Ghost Stories. Judging Trump | HAKE Wed 8/5/26
AI on arson suspect. Work won’t reimburse my drink! Caller’s sasquatch calls. Moon crash, ISS, & satellite denial. Haunted house and broken toes. Expectations…
The Hake ReportFight Evil, Make It Worse | Take No Stand? AI on Immigration. Aisha on Muhammad | HAKE Tue 8/4/26
YouTube & X glitch. Duplicity: Iran or Trump reflecting pool? “Zenny Tuesday”: Hake won’t take a stand. Should he? Illegal population growth 1980-2016, per AI…
The Hake ReportMen's History Theories | We Do Bigfoot Calls. Moon Crash. BLM Bodycams. 47's Term? | HAKE Mon 8/3/26
It’s August! Midge patties. Rate our sasquatch noises: 1-10? SpaceX to crash into Moon on accident! Caller laughs at terrible bodycam story! BLM Q’s…
The Hake ReportReal American Heroes | Dr. Fauci, Charlie Kirk, History, Friends, American Way | HAKE Fri 7/31/26
Last day of July history. Drama: Dr. Fauci pleads the 5th. Tyler Robinson–Charlie Kirk trial. Wife & 6 children. American way: Live outside means? Lifeguard…
The Hake ReportCan-Do Sad Pill | Ella Langley, Colin Gray, Trump Haters, Sasquatch, Stick Horse | HAKE Thu 7/30/26
Congrats Ella Langley. Trump black-pillers all doom & gloom over Iran. “Kill a few chickens to scare the monkeys.” Colin Gray sentenced in son Colt’s crime…
The Hake ReportCan't Care Too Much | Lifeguards, Old Folks, Palestinians, Barbz, "Mehiho" | HAKE Wed 7/29/26
Hogs, heroes & lifeguards: Hasselhoff. Nanny state. JLP book. Cities are evil? Care about Palestinians? Nicky Minaj. Trump says “Mexico.” Fauci diary. Al…
The Hake ReportSuspicious of Your Thoughts? | Shiloh, NASA, Jesse Coin, Antarctica, Rhodesia | HAKE Tue 7/28/26
Shiloh Hendrix & cameraman Omar facts. Does NASA troll? Jesse coin! Antarctica FE fun fiction. Is Trump controlled? Rhodesian PM Ian Smith. New Tuskegee dress…
The Hake ReportStay with Boring Reality | Nature. Palestine. Moon. Japan. Shiloh Hendrix. | HAKE Mon 7/27/26
Fishing & frogging in Canada. Palestine facts. Moon to Earth. Race leaders: people like excitement, not mundane reality. NASA zipline? Blood sacrifice? Why’s…
The Hake ReportNo Need to Fret: It Works Out | Fonz, Rocky, Islam, Intelligence, Nephilim | HAKE Fri 7/24/26
Henry “Fonz” Winkler saved Rocky! Muslim tradition & USA. How to eat crawfish. Intelligence. Dr. Freeman Dyson. Trump 47. Nephilim, flesh & blood! Muslim girls…
The Hake ReportThey Took Our Adam’s Apples | Cultural Icons. Mixed Men. Anglo Culture. | HAKE Thu 7/23/26
“Involve me and I learn.” Ben Franklin. Dukes of Hazzard. Biracial manosphere. Smithsonian on white culture. Testosterone in military and pro-LGBTQ judge…
The Hake ReportHistory & Science | Shakespeare. Netanyahu. Father's Justice? Space Denial. | HAKE Wed 7/22/26
Learning history: Shakespeare. Netanyahu & Milei. Father in Jeffrey Doucet case. Fitness talk. Hake explains the atmosphere spins with the ball Earth inside…
The Hake ReportToo Manly | Maine Democrats, Globe Drawings, Margaret Thatcher, Middle East | HAKE Tue 7/21/26
Dems’ masculine aggression clampdown: Troy Jackson, Graham Platner, Jeffrey Epstein. Hake proves ball earth with horizon drawings. US Ethos? Margaret Thatcher…
The Hake ReportHave a Good Attitude | Legionnaires', AI, Gen Z, Boomers, Wealth, Eminent Domain | HAKE Mon 7/20/26
Election policy thoughts. Health hazard history. Spencer Pratt on NYC DSA. Nephilim & Bible theories. Gen Z advice: Do not complain or blame; save & invest…
The Hake ReportI Have to Love Boomers | Even Liberals. Election Integrity. Music. Food. HBD. | HAKE Fri 7/17/26
Thx for b-day wishes! Cute, deformed raccoon. Seattle loves that. Eminem & President Trump, heroes. U.S.–Israel clarification. Ladies discuss election…
The Hake ReportPeople Are Spoiled | Good Old Days. Bad Kids. Charlie Kirk, Lindsey Graham. | HAKE Thu 7/16/26
We’re spoiling our migrants! Boomers reminisce on poster girls & vintage beer memorabilia. Charlie Kirk & Lindsey Graham: late, great, pro-Israel Americans…
The Hake ReportHave We Morally Declined? | Judging History. Single Men. White Stars. Sea Lions. | HAKE Wed 7/15/26
Morals of the times. U.S. expansion: Good or bad for America? Lindsey Graham and other fellow single men, and society’s setup. Historical figures from show…
The Hake ReportDon't Pay Attention to Every Word Said | Lindsey Graham, Charlie Kirk, Nutrition | HAKE Tue 7/14/26
Defending Lindsey Graham’s character. Was Charlie Kirk really all that “based”? Nutrition tips with Hake (info may be false). “Take no heed unto all words that…
The Hake ReportRIP Lindsey Graham | Occasional Shows of Strength. Optimism vs Pessimism. Trust. | HAKE Mon 7/13/26
Lindsey Graham (RIP) spoke up for men. Optimism is American. Nolan Wells question: Should you distrust your kid’s friends? “Godfather” influence: Life…
The Hake ReportReasoning with the Deceiver | MLK Theology. Hallucination by People and AI. | HAKE Fri 7/10/26
Don’t be too reasonable or substantive. MLK theology: no virgin birth, social gospel. Ancestors would shake their heads. People hallucinate like AI. Granny…
The Hake ReportPower Reveals Your Corruption | E Jean World. Cosby Era. Charlie Kirk Successor. | HAKE Thu 7/9/26
It’s a backwards world: Followers are leading. Gossips are judging. People are evil. We discuss Trump, Cosby, late US heroes, kooky ideas, Erika Kirk, and the…
The Hake ReportI Believe the Official Narratives | Erika Kirk, Bibi Netanyahu, Manly Work | HAKE Wed 7/8/26
Kooky theorists call-in! Charlie Kirk wanted Erika running TPUSA? Nolan Wells fam hired Ben Crump?! Don’t underestimate Tyler Robinson. Is Bibi manlier than…
The Hake ReportInfo May Be False | Platner. US-Israel Poll. Feds Are Cool. | HAKE Tue 7/7/26
Shepard Fairey. Graham Platner. US-Israel latest poll. Our Greatest President & Our Future President: Real guys. The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 7, 2026 AD…
The Hake ReportCan't Keep Up with Internet Drama | Trump Intervened. Morrissey. DC March. | HAKE Mon 7/6/26
Trump’s call re: World Cup red card. History heroes: Morrissey. Old Nintendo game called “Xenophobe.” “Marginalized” group (Hake’s word) marched in D.C…
The Hake ReportIndependence Day with Bigg Bump 🇺🇸 | Immigration, U.S. History, Sephora | Hake Fri 7/3/26
CO-HOST: Bigg Bump returns. Happy Independence Day! Analysis: 1965 immigration act to “reshape” America. Civil War & U.S. history. Sephora & Walmart store…
The Hake ReportBesmirched | Immigration History, Culture, Women | HAKE Thu 7/2/26
Migration wave of 1865-1924. Bay Area World Cup chaos. Don’t besmirch Erika Kirk. Trans defense goes too far. WNBA cultural bias: Keep it civil. The Hake…
The Hake ReportAyyy, Best Month 💪🏻 🇺🇸 | Birthright Citizenship, Boomer Appreciation, Culture | HAKE Wed 7/1/26
Birthright citizenship: Is it working? Did Clarence Thomas imply something about the homeless? Boomers have some wisdom. Cultural identity inhibits…
The Hake ReportThe So-Called “Supreme Court” 😤 | Citizenship, European Film, Protection Laws | HAKE Tue 6/30/26
Supreme Court: Birthright citizenship upheld. Charlie Kirk case. German film: What’s its purpose? “Epstein nietspe” joke. Rent stabilization policy. Jesse…
The Hake ReportLast Call for July Haters 🇺🇸 | Immigration, World Politics, Space & Globe | HAKE Mon 6/29/26
The presidential voice of reason. Are they going to remove Trump from office? Saturn's rings and north pole. Should we not go to space? Rent stabilization?…
The Hake ReportMaybe We Should Just Be Peaceful | Back Pain, 988, Touch Trees, Word of God | HAKE Fri 6/26/26
Discussion on back pain, exercise, stretching, foot exercise. Trump brings back 988’s LGBTQ option 3. Epoch Times “communism” post. Word of God, a “two-edged…
The Hake ReportReady for Religion | Azzmador. Vikings. Right-Wing Film. Canada the Canary. | HAKE Thu 6/25/26
Learning old words & history with Hake & callers. Practical religion. Catholics tamed the Vikings! New vigilante film out, “banned” by Germany. Call from…
The Hake ReportThoughts Are the Devil | Montreal Manifesto, Victim Identity, "Hypergamy" | HAKE Wed 6/24/26
Poe: Believe nothing you hear, half what you see. Montreal suspect: A warning against the darkness of thoughts. Calls: cultural Christians’ interesting takes…