Can-Do Sad Pill | Ella Langley, Colin Gray, Trump Haters, Sasquatch, Stick Horse | HAKE Thu 7/30/26

The Hake Report · Jul 30, 2026 · 1h 54m

Congrats Ella Langley. Trump black-pillers all doom & gloom over Iran. “Kill a few chickens to scare the monkeys.” Colin Gray sentenced in son Colt’s crime. Celebrate hobby horses & Sasquatch calls.

The Hake Report, Thursday, July 30, 2026 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

* (0:02:41) X started late. FE disk (spelling?) YT member emoji sticker

* (0:06:30) WHM... Jake Hudson, Ella Langley, Colin Gray

* (0:11:01) Intro: Jake! Hey, guys! JLP shops

* (0:13:40) Michael: Why is the sun big in Africa, small in Canada? 📞

* (0:21:20) Michael: Israel & peace deals? Trump’s dilemma.

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