Would You Fire Him? | $10 Icy Drink. Moon Crash. Ghost Stories. Judging Trump | HAKE Wed 8/5/26

The Hake Report · Aug 5, 2026 · 1h 54m

AI on arson suspect. Work won’t reimburse my drink! Caller’s sasquatch calls. Moon crash, ISS, & satellite denial. Haunted house and broken toes. Expectations and judgment on Trump.

The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 5, 2026 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

* (0:02:58) Arson suspect, AI hallucination

* (0:13:41) Intro: Thanks, Jake! 🎶

* (0:15:16) Jermaine bought drink cuz no A/C, no reimbursement! 📞

* (0:39:46) Allen: JLP books. Voter ladies power tripping? 📞

* (0:48:56) Alex: Crack passenger windows 📞

* (0:52:53) Alex on In-N-Out shooting

* (0:58:55) Alex Sasquatch calls; Stone…