Men's History Theories | We Do Bigfoot Calls. Moon Crash. BLM Bodycams. 47's Term? | HAKE Mon 8/3/26

The Hake Report · Aug 3, 2026 · 1h 54m

It’s August! Midge patties. Rate our sasquatch noises: 1-10? SpaceX to crash into Moon on accident! Caller laughs at terrible bodycam story! BLM Q’s. Trump-Iran: in over his head? 1 in 3 Dems pro-DSA?

The Hake Report, Monday, August 3, 2026 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

* (0:04:21) Intro: Hey, guys!

* (0:08:36) Alex: mosquito burgers 🦟

* (0:13:35) Alex: Sasquatch calls 🫈

* (0:15:38) News: anti-weaponization fund and weaponization history

* (0:21:15) Brady: Bigfoot call. 📞

* (0:29:40) David: “Snake” found “Dack”; Capricorn One 📞

* (0:38:33) David shoutout to men who built…