Can't Care Too Much | Lifeguards, Old Folks, Palestinians, Barbz, "Mehiho" | HAKE Wed 7/29/26

The Hake Report · Jul 29, 2026 · 1h 54m

Hogs, heroes & lifeguards: Hasselhoff. Nanny state. JLP book. Cities are evil? Care about Palestinians? Nicky Minaj. Trump says “Mexico.” Fauci diary. Al Sharpton misinfo? Nolan Wells: heavy drinking?

The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 29, 2026 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

* (0:07:13) It’s Time for The Hake Report (Jake AI) 🎶

* (0:10:51) Supers... Mary Shelley, Jules Verne 💰

* (0:15:22) Brady: David Hasslehoff 📞

* (0:18:36) Brady: Forced life vests in ocean

* (0:23:47) Brady: mandatory Cooperalls for old folks, or squats?

* (0:28:12) Alex: 16yo saved 10yo. Dog & hogs…