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Can't Keep Up with Internet Drama | Trump Intervened. Morrissey. DC March. | HAKE Mon 7/6/26

Trump’s call re: World Cup red card. History heroes: Morrissey. Old Nintendo game called “Xenophobe.” “Marginalized” group (Hake’s word) marched in D.C. Industrialization & U.S. history.

The Hake Report, Monday, July 6, 2026 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

* (0:04:07) Push your weight around, Trump! ⚽️

* (0:09:16) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 Hake tee

* (0:10:59) Brady: CLICK 📞

* (0:11:21) Jermaine: MJ “Chicago,” bird viral; A/C Willis Carrier 📞

* (0:18:18) Brady sharing history. Credit to the President. 📞

* (0:31:44) “Generality(?) Pancho Villa” per Brady’s friend Mike

* (0:33:23) Terri…

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