Hake Admits Being in a Cult?! 🇺🇸 | Tue 5-5-26

The Hake Report · May 5, 2026 · 1h 54m

“We are slaves” in Marxist America, say boomers (Hake’s favorite). Trump critic confronts Hake: “Are you in a cult?” Caller witnessed “tongues” firsthand.

The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 5, 2026 AD

* (0:00:00) Confused Start

* (0:10:00) YT start / Disclaimer

* (0:12:35) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:14:30) 📞 David, Ocala, FL: Birds, Happy Gilmore

* (0:16:40) American bondage; Regulation, Cars, Houses

* (0:24:00) Y&T “Masters and Slaves”: Do you obey or rule?

* (0:26:15) Ronnie & John, KY: same person?

* (0:28:55) “N-word” drama — attitude

* (0:35:45) 📞 Zenny, Canada: Cult for Trump?

* (0:42:30) Pardons…