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We Don't Really Know | Thu 3-26-26

More shrill voices on Trump’s Christianity and anti-war propaganda over Iran: Chicken Little cried, “The sky is falling!” Is that Scott Ritter? Lady called ICE on her roofers she didn’t pay?!

The Hake Report, Thursday, March 26, 2026 AD

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* (0:04:38) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:07:03) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: Bibi manly? Stop. How’s Iran war?

* (0:10:42) M: Trump not Christian…? War unpopularity

* (0:19:54) M: Oil toll, Hormuz Strait… Chicken Little, the sky is falling

* (0:26:06) M: No JD Vance, Theil puppet

* (0:27:22) M: Trump 2016 vs Trump 2026?

* (0:27:44) 📞 JEFF, LA: Covid…

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