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They Owe an Apology for Being Offended | Fri 3-27-26

We don’t mean harm talking about y’all! But y’all are offended, talking about us! Hake’s Friday shirt. Oil crisis and gas prices. FE and space denial debate!

The Hake Report, Friday, March 27, 2026 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start: Headlines

* (0:02:59) Disclaimer

* (0:07:26) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:10:49) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Grew up with black people; Gap Band

* (0:13:46) D: NJF won’t be Prez!

* (0:17:04) D: Anger… Florida Gators

* (0:19:19) D: Leslie Jones; Future Prez

* (0:21:35) 📞 RYAN, IL: I was offended at “Ocala”; Restaurant bill ladies DTLA

* (0:26:39) R: “Us”?

* (0:30:27) R: Miss Erika…

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