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The Hake Report · Jun 4, 2026 · 1h 54m

AI got Hake interested in history! Hake prefers simple tools that can get dirty. Hake defends unusual beauty standards. Hake debunks all your theories.

The Hake Report, Thursday, June 4, 2026 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Disclaimer / Trump’s call to Netanyahu

* (0:07:48) Hey, guys! 🎶

* (0:10:19) Deep unease at 250 years of USA 🎥

* (0:16:17) Philippine-American War history

* (0:28:13) Brady/AZ: Boring AI history. Cool tools. Obama. 📞

* (0:36:44) Brady: Trump clip: “I’m a Christian.” Metaphorical “headlock” 🎥

* (0:40:31) Allen/MI: Actions louder than words. Explaining, losing. 📞

* (0:48:02) Allen…