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Watch Yourself | Wed 2-25-26

Fit white pothead met his goals, but took “degenerate” personally. Future President’s “Epstein” quarter-zip is a joke! Are my donors your business?

The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 25, 2026 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / Supers

* (0:05:27) 🎶 Hey, guys! JLP tee, OOP

* (0:08:38) 📞 HADEN, TX: black fathers, Juneteenth, BHI, BHM

* (0:13:17) H: Trump SOTU… honoring people

* (0:19:02) H: Maduro, Venezuela, Mexico, capture

* (0:20:41) H: What is a conservative? Love?

* (0:26:48) H: Is Trump H—? Wish he was more radical?

* (0:31:04) H: Trump Black History Month

* (0:32:47) 📞…

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