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The Hake Report · Feb 16, 2026 · 1h 54m

“Conservative” Obama voter, OK with “same-sex marriage,” rehashed. White callers pat each other on the back. Trans “parent,” Grand Prairie. Moonlight is cooler than moon shade.

The Hake Report, Monday, February 16, 2026 AD

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* (0:03:05) Epstein…

* (0:05:10) Hey, guys!

* (0:07:40) 📞 RONNIE, OH: What it means to be conservative? Voting…

* (0:13:15) R: Conservative Obama voter. Obamacare deficit. Adding jobs.

* (0:24:37) R: Obama’s identity politics

* (0:28:56) R: Gay marriage switch

* (0:38:56) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Anchor Baby; Ronnie supporting communists, “marriage”

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