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November 5th, 2026: Alaska's Confusing Race, Bob Dylan Meets With The Pope And Things I've Learned Living In NYC
In this lively episode of The Daily Sarcast, Lindsey Vernick opens with a satirical bit about "Good Person Loans"—a fictional lender that forgives loans based…
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November 4th, 2026: Election Results, Google's Rules For Schools And Thoughts On The Ballot
Today’s episode mixes a sharp comedy sketch about an AI-powered service that alerts you to wardrobe and hygiene mishaps with quick news bites: In-N-Out’s…
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November 3rd, 2026: Election Day Explained, The Plane Crash And Growing Up
On the Nov. 3, 2026 episode of The Daily Sarcast, host Lindsey Vernick opens with a satirical ad for "rose-colored glasses" before moving into the day's…
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November 2nd, 2026: TraderTraitor, Chemical Margaritas And My Weekend
A humorous episode mixing a satire on the fictional service "Consequence Cancel" with real news: a $6.3 billion Binance crypto heist linked to North Korea…
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October 30th, 2026: A Mistake Death Of A Baby, The Economy, And A Lindsey Life Update
The episode opens with a satirical bit called "Mental Ozempic," a tongue-in-cheek concept about using a placebo mindset to curb appetite instead of taking the…
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October 29th, 2026: Apple's New MacBook, Google's Genie 4 And Things I Did This Week
Host Lindsey Vernick delivers a sardonic roundup of tech news, international tragedy, and personal misadventures. The episode opens with a parody "Adulting…
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October 28th, 2026: Blue Food Dye, Kelly Clarkson And My Journey To Brooklyn
Host Lindsey Vernick introduces the satirical "Fresh Start" service for anyone who wants a new identity, then dives into real news: RFK Jr.'s campaign against…
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October 27th, 2026: New Jersey To Ban Gum, Wall Street's Big Week And Dead Men
Lindsey opens with a spoof ad for “Overthink” and digs into her chronic anxiety and catastrophic thinking, including a comic bit about assuming a new match…
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October 26th, 2026: Quest Gets Hacked, The Midterms And My Weekend
Lindsey Vernick dives into a fake ad for "Delusion," a major $800 million settlement by the Archdiocese of New York for clergy abuse survivors, a Quest…
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October 23rd, 2026: Hallmark's 34 Christmas Movies, Barbara Palvin And Mattress Shopping
From a satirical Rent‑A‑Crisis ad to Airbnb banning onerous checkout chores, this episode covers a mix of culture and news: Hallmark’s 34‑movie Christmas…
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October 22nd, 2026: The New iPhone Duo, Samantha The American Girl Doll And Things I Overheard From My Bedroom
On today’s Daily Sarcast, Lindsey opens with a cheeky sponsor spot and a TikTok update before diving into the headlines. Main stories: New Mexico wins a $25…
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October 21st, 2026: The Sprouse Family Incest, Christina Applegate Doesn't Have MS And Reformer Pilates
Lindsey Vernick skewers the new “Workout Omniverse” fitness craze — a 90‑minute mashup of spin, Barry’s‑style bootcamp, reformer Pilates, hot yoga and a sound…
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October 20th, 2026: The Search Is Still On For Amelia Earhart, Kids Get Shares of SpaceX And Living On The Upper East
Host Lindsey Vernick serves up a mix of absurdity and news: a satirical ad for a denial-inducing blindfold, another failed Amelia Earhart search that turned…
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October 19th, 2026: New OJ Info, The World Series And My Weekend
Host Lindsey Vernick runs through the day’s top stories, beginning with an ad for the satirical service Tomorrow and a look at newly unsealed records tied to…
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October 16th, 2026: Older Women Need More Companionship, Kimberly Guilfoyle And Topher Is Feeling Old
Topher Aston returns with a sharp, comedic roundup of current headlines and personal asides. He covers Kimberly Guilfoyle's resignation and workplace…
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October 15th, 2026: The New Press Secretary, Argentina's President Loves His Dead Dogs And Things I Did This Week
This episode is brought to you by The Perfect Match. Lindsey breaks down the controversy surrounding new White House press secretary Katie Zachariah and her…
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October 14th, 2026: Pope Leo's Lung, A Refrigerator Cyber Attack And Lindsey Life
On the October 14, 2026 episode, Lindsey Vernick mixes news and personal anecdotes with a wry, comedic tone. She covers Pope Leo's successful lung surgery, a…
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October 13th, 2026: Be Careful With Your Calendars, Wild Halloween Pumpkins And Cosplaying Dorothy
This episode covers Selma Blair's arrest after a violent incident on a flight, the rise of calendar phishing scams using AI to impersonate colleagues, and a…
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October 12th, 2026: Our Colorful Moon, The White House And Parents Weekend
Lindsay Vernick delivers a sarcastic, fast-paced roundup: a comedic bit about an "Umbrella Exorcist," NASA's newly released colorful moon images, and the…
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October 9th, 2026: How To Order Wine, A Live-streamed Execution And Unemployed Life In NYC
In this episode Lindsey Vernick mixes sardonic comedy with oddball news: she introduces the "Google Image Diet" — staring at photos of junk food to curb…
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October 8th, 2026: The Woman Who Won't Die, The Woman Caught Cheating A Marathon And Mattress Shopping
In this episode of The Daily Sarcast, host Lindsey Vernick blends sarcasm with hard news — opening with a comedic riff on a 24‑hour “pause button” and a Mark…
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October 7th, 2026: .Meow, October 7th and A Weird Day In NYC
Today’s episode mixes satire and serious news: a spoof on a fictional app called AI Sync that promises to read other people’s AI chats, a deep dive into…
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October 6th, 2026: The Supreme Courts New Season, Amazon Settlements And Full Circle Moments
Today’s episode covers a viral app called "Are They Avoiding Me" that analyzes messages and activity to judge if someone is ignoring you, a reported arrest of…
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October 5th, 2026: The Plane That Should Have Crashed, Title XI And Secret Chicken Parm
Lindsey Vernick serves up a satirical “Partner On Demand” ad and breaks down today’s headlines: how Disney World’s utilidors could inspire fixes for the…
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October 2nd, 2026: The Failed Execution Attempt, The Dubai-Tel Aviv Flight And Topher's Life Update
Guest host Topher Aston delivers a sharp, funny episode of The Daily Sarcast covering a harrowing mid‑flight attack on a Dubai–Tel Aviv flight where passengers…
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October 1st, 2026: The Government Likes Minecraft, NASA Has Constipation Problems And My Lost Apple Watch
Host Lindsay Vernick walks through a wild episode: a pitch for CraveDrop food delivery, coverage of an airplane hijacking, and several news bites including a…
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September 30th, 2026: The Iced Coffee Controversy, A Skydiver Saves The Day And Naveen's Life Update
Host Naveen Vembar rattles through a fast-paced episode covering the recruiter Caitlin Whitehand’s iced-coffee job-interview controversy, Florida’s legal move…
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September 29th, 2026: Al Roker Goes To Jury Duty, Running Tips And Lindsey Goes To The Beach
Host Lindsey Vernick brings the Daily Sarcast live from the beach with quick news, personal stories, and laughs on September 29, 2026. Highlights include the…
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September 28th, 2026: The Not So Crazy Nor'Easter, The VMA's And I Fell Down
Sponsored by Accurate Weather, the first weather app that actually tells you what the weather is instead of what it might do. On this episode of The Daily…
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September 25th, 2026: Bad Sex Ed In New York, LinkedIn Cracks Down And How My First Stand Up Show Went
Lindsey Vernick delivers a sarcastic news roundup covering a gag app that finds phones, AI-generated food photos gone wrong, troubling misinformation in New…
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September 24th, 2026: Open AI's New Device, Justin Bieber Solves The Drug Problem And My New Doctor
Host Lindsey Vernick mixes a spoof ad for a “Seasonal Personality Reset” with rapid-fire news: a six-year-old Rubik’s Cube prodigy, OpenAI’s rumored screenless…
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September 23rd, 2026: The Canceled MAGA Fest, Trump TV And H&M
Comedian Lindsey Vernick breaks down a chaotic episode: a new "Take It Back" service for uninviting guests, Trump’s striking UN speech and the surprise launch…
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September 22nd, 2026: The Network Boycott, Apple Skips iPhone 19 Due To Poor Planning And My Yom Kippur
Sponsored by Emergency Friend, this episode discusses the White House ban of CNN and the ensuing network boycott, Apple’s iPhone 18 release with early iPhone…
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September 21st, 2026: AI Gone Wrong, A Tooth And Why I'm Not Fasting For Yom Kippur
On today’s Daily Sarcast, host Lindsey Vernick shares big personal news about her first live comedy set and delivers a roundup of quirky and serious headlines…
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September 18th, 2026: The Pentagon's Casting Call, Benefits Of Being Single And My Podcast
Host Lindsey Vernick delivers a quick, witty roundup of the day: OpenAI reports models exploiting loopholes, the Pentagon requests picture-perfect troops for…
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September 17th, 2026: A New Prison Scam, Paris Syndrome And Things I've Learned From Constant Travel
Today's episode covers prison inmates running phone scams using contraband cellphones, the quirky ‘Paris syndrome’ (and a new ‘New York syndrome’), Japan’s…
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September 16th, 2026: NJ's Flooded Half Marathon, The Wild New Season Of 60 Minutes And My Personal Chaos
Today's episode is presented by I'm Fine, the app that helps you pretend that you're emotionally stable. Need a quick reply to a text without starting a…
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September 15th, 2026: College Moms, Sardines Are In And Back To NYC Life
Host Lindsey Vernick opens with a satirical ad for a needless personal assistant, then dives into the headlines: parents hiring college "concierges" to manage…
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September 14th, 2026: Waymos Call The Cops, Girl Scout Cookies For Dogs And A Lindsey Life Update
Host Lindsey Vernick breaks down the day’s top stories: California has exhausted its current license plate combinations and is switching to a new format; a…
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September 11th, 2026: A Potato Chip Recall In Jersey, A Non-Waterproof $500 ToothBrush And More Traveling
On this episode of The Daily Sarcast, Lindsay Vernick blends comedy with current events: a satirical ad about living at your parents' house, a personal…
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September 10th, 2026: Fat Bear Week, Apple's New Phone + Watch And My Uber Rides
Host Lindsey Vernick delivers a snarky roundup of news and life on September 10, 2026, sponsored by Pick a Direction. Highlights include the return of Fat Bear…
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September 9th, 2026: You Can Now Go To An Airport Without A Flight, The TV's Are Watching You And Sleeping Forever
On this episode: an investigation reveals LG smart TVs may be collecting audio, scanning Wi‑Fi devices, and tracking what you watch; the TSA launches GateSide…
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September 8th, 2026: The Chai Has Changed, CDs Are Cool Again And My 16 Hour Travel Home
Highlights from today: the Wheel of Fortune announcer Jim Thornton is fired after a controversial in-flight incident, forcing producers to remove his voice…
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September 7th, 2026: Sabrina Wins An Emmy, The Single Backhand Dies and LINDSEY IS OFFICIALLY BACK
Sponsored by Camp for Adults. In this episode Lindsey Vernick returns from her summer residency and covers breaking news: an Amazon cargo plane overran a Miami…
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September 4th, 2026: Dyson's New Toothbrush, Bizarre Amazon Packages And Topher's Update
Guest host Topher Aston returns to The Daily Sarcast with a sharp, comedic rundown of the week: a fake "Dead Boyfriend" breakup service, a clever beer heist…
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September 3rd, 2026: 2,000 Socks, Schapp's And The Last Of Summer
Jeremy Castile delivers a sarcastic, fast-paced episode covering an attempted Guinness World Record and a wormwood schnapps stunt, a man with 2,000 pairs of…
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September 1st, 2026: Another Very Chaotic Lindsey Life Update From The Road!
Host Lindsey Vernick narrates a wildly chaotic travel day: wrong-way Ubers, heavy suitcase drama, a middle-seat plane party with lighting crew tequila shots…
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August 31st, 2026: The NFL, Little League World Series and Improv
In this Aug 31, 2026 episode, Kate Stein hosts The Daily Sarcast with news, personal stories, and humor covering a new study on CTE in NFL players, devastating…
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August 28th, 2026: A Lawnmower Drug Bust, Cheese Balls And Topher's Life Update
Host Topher Aston delivers a sharp, comedic roundup of the week’s headlines — from the deaths of Dolly Parton and Tim Curry to a freeway spill of cheese balls…
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August 27th, 2026: Everyone Is Dying, A World Record Clog And New Orleans
Jereme Castile delivers a sarcastic news roundup from the Daily Sarcast Summer Residency (Thu, Aug 27, 2026), blending a pep talk with oddball headlines: a…
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August 26th, 2026: Dolly Parton, Canada Taxes And Kites
This week's episode is brought to you by Mencils. Andrew Barlow hosts a comedic roundup of the news: Dolly Parton’s passing, Canada’s retaliatory tariffs, and…
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August 25th, 2026: The Freedom 250 Race, A Kangaroo Escape In Kansas And Ray's M&M's Preferences
Ray Farro delivers a sarcastic news roundup from August 25, 2026, covering a wild Freedom 250 race that snarled traffic through Washington, D.C., and a global…
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August 24th, 2026: A Very Chaotic Lindsey Life Update
On today's episode Lindsey Vernick gives a candid, behind-the-scenes update about her first week producing a large dating competition, juggling logistics, a…
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August 21st, 2026: Meghan Markle, A Squid Spill In Rhode Island And Ray's Sisters Wedding
Comedian Ray Ferro mocks Meghan Markle’s pricey online store, celebrates Harry and Meghan’s move back to the UK, and covers odd local news including a…
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August 20th, 2026: A Bear That Stole KFC, The Navy's Big Redesign And Jereme's Life Update
Jereme Castile delivers a fast, funny roundup of odd news: a teen’s plan to take the Wienermobile to prom, the Navy considering a controversial carrier…
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August 19th, 2026: Mamdani Wears A Helmet, Wildfires And Kate's Update
A satirical episode that opens with a tongue-in-cheek teleportation ad promising guilt-free travel for $19.99.99 and a side of dark humor, setting the comedic…
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August 18th, 2026: Drunk Deer, Expensive Beef And Ray's Life
Ray Ferro fills in on The Daily Sarcast with a mix of news and humor: a Restoration Hardware sponsor bit, a bizarre report about drunk deer in France, and…
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August 17th, 2026: The Daily Sarcast Residency Begins!
Lindsey announces she's leaving New York for a month to produce a TV show and is putting The Daily Starcast into residency, letting a rotating lineup of guest…
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August 14th, 2026: Mars Makes Naturally Flavored Candy, A City That Used Logic And My Chaotic Life
Host Lindsey Vernick summarizes today's headlines: Mars tests dye-free versions of M&M's, Skittles and Starburst; a 2,000-year-old Roman bridge emerges as the…
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August 13th, 2026: Nick Reiner's Indictment, Karoline Leavitt Is Really Leaving Now And Peeing
This episode is brought to you by Overthinking. Host Lindsey Vernick covers major stories including the indictment of Nick Reiner in the deaths of his parents…