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October 9th, 2026: How To Order Wine, A Live-streamed Execution And Unemployed Life In NYC

In this episode Lindsey Vernick mixes sardonic comedy with oddball news: she introduces the "Google Image Diet" — staring at photos of junk food to curb cravings — and shares a posh wine-ordering tip for seeing the bottle poured at your table.

She covers heavier headlines too: the Pentagon plans to livestream the scheduled Fort Hood execution, a Massachusetts high school issued three shelter-in-place orders after students took edibles, and Lindsey unpacks the legal and social questions these stories raise.

Between personal anecdotes about unemployment in New York City, a feel-good MVP segment…

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