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August 12th, 2026: Sam Altman Isn't On Grindr, The Solar Eclipse And Director Directors
On the August 12, 2026 episode Lindsey Vernick delivers a mix of hard news and absurdity: a Ukrainian drone strike damaged an advanced air-defense system near…
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August 11th, 2026: The Tupac Trial, New Vaccine Rules And An Exhausting Travel Update From Chicago
On today’s episode Lindeay Vernick gives a sleepy but sharp recap of the biggest stories: the administration’s new plan to narrow the childhood vaccine…
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August 10th, 2026: TSA Privatizing, Rhode Island And Their Bridge And My Last Weekend In NYC
Host Lindsay Vernick delivers the Daily Sarcast mixing sharp satire with current events: a mock ad for a miracle "Manifest" app, the TSA union suing over a…
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August 7th, 2026: The Guy In The Billboard, Bans On Meta Glasses And Talking To My Grandmother With Dementia
Lindsey Vernick delivers a fast, funny roundup of the day: updates on Mitch McConnell’s recovery and Dr. Anthony Fauci’s contempt hearing, plus privacy…
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August 6th, 2026: Salmonella In The South, RFK's Wise Words And Ruining Someones Lunch
On today's Daily Sarcast, Lindsey Vernick covers the Perez Hilton incident, musicians offering limited $20 concert tickets to combat soaring prices, and a…
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August 5th, 2026: No More Applying To Colleges, The White House Borrows Nicole Kidman And My Grandfather's Ashes Getting Confused For My Drugs
On the Aug. 5, 2026 episode, Lindsey Vernick breaks down the rise of direct admissions where colleges proactively offer spots, the White House’s controversial…
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August 4th, 2026: AMC's New Rules, The Colorado Cold Wars And Dating Advice From Mommom
Host Lindsey Vernick delivers a quick, humorous roundup: a satirical intro about the new "AI Life Coach Pro," AMC’s move to reserve premium seats for paid…
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August 3rd, 2026: Domino's Garlic And Herb Ice Cream, The Europe Wildfires And Watching A Bunny Swim
Host Lindsey Vernick breaks down the day’s top stories: the DOJ dropping charges against Olympic canoeist David Hearn, an evangelist kicked off (and banned by)…
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July 31st, 2026: The Government Doesn't Know Anything About Africa, Roombas Are Banned From The US And Working With My Grandmother
This episode covers a new app that reads and alerts you to troubling terms and conditions, Alicia Silverstone on returning as Cher and the surprises of…
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July 30th, 2026: BTS Rejects The Grammys, Where Did COVID Come From And 5 Memories That Live In My Head Rent Free
Today’s episode covers big reactions in pop culture and politics: BTS publicly rejects a new Grammy category for Asian pop, arguing they should compete…
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July 29th, 2026: Disney Music Protecting Women, The Double Meteor Shower This Week And My Life These Days
Lindsey Vernick hosts the Daily Sarcast with a mix of sharp, sarcastic news and pop culture: AI 'MetaHuman' smart glasses and the viral Disney-music trick to…
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July 28th, 2026: Cheating In Central Park, Baltimore Changing Their 911 Program And An Update On My Dating Life
Sponsored by Delulu Premium. On this episode Lindsey announces the Daily Sarcast is now monetized and opens sign-ups for a summer residency for guest hosts…
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July 27th, 2026: Putin's Meltdown, Legionnaires Disease And My Roommate Visiting Our Apartment
Host Lindsay Vernick covers today’s headlines: Putin’s frustration after Russia cancels its Navy Day parade over security concerns; internal turmoil at CBS…
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July 24th, 2026: Prime Ministers Who Don't Sleep, Berry Parents And Getting Locked Out Of My Apartment
Host Lindsay Vernick opens The Daily Sarcast with a satirical pitch for the "Executive Sleep Replacement Program," a send-up of leaders who brag about tiny…
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July 23rd, 2026: Kind Murderers, Don't Eat Lettuce Right Now And Weird Things I Do
Host Lindsey Vernick covers the day’s top stories: an Ohio woman who took in two strangers who were later arrested in connection with a murder investigation; a…
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July 22nd, 2026: Universals New Noisy Ride, Jell-O Shots Are Back, And Condoms Are Not Candy
Lindsey Vernick delivers a rapid roundup of the day’s odd and viral stories: neighborhood noise complaints over Universal’s new Fast & Furious roller coaster…
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July 21st, 2026: Weird World Cup Stuff, Tesla's Toddler Bike And Trying To Flirt At The Grocery Store
Lindsey Vernick covers the week’s weird and memorable headlines: a satirical ad for the anxiety-generating app Panic Premium, awkward World Cup broadcast…
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July 20th, 2026: The VP's New Baby, Andrew Tate Is The New Diddy And The Bus Breakdown
Host Lindsey Vernick delivers a short, sarcastic roundup from July 20, 2026: the Tate brothers face U.S. arrest amid global legal troubles, Vice President J.D…
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July 17th, 2026: The Wildfires, Successfully Going Off Grid And My Mom Waving At A Catcaller
On July 17th, Lindsey Vernick covers a mix of strange and urgent stories: a nationwide recall of frozen organic blueberries over an E. coli risk; wildfire…
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July 16th, 2026: DJT Airport, Google Maps Does AI And Awkward Questions I Always Get Asked
Today’s episode covers Florida renaming Palm Beach International Airport after Donald Trump and the confusion it caused, Google Maps’ new AI 'Ask Maps'…
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July 15th, 2026: The New Workout Trend, New UFO Files And Running Into An Ex In PJs
Host Lindsey Vernick gives the Daily Sarcast rundown: a sunscreen PSA and sponsor spot, California leading a 12-state suit to block Paramount’s proposed $110B…
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July 14th, 2026: An 87 Year Old White Castle Closes, Pitbull Sets World Record And Casting Videos
On July 14, 2026, Lindsey Vernick delivers quick, witty news: a historic White Castle closes after 87 years because the land became more valuable than the…
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July 13th, 2026: A Slurpee Marathon In Philly, Strippers At A Funeral In Amsterdam And Practicing Not Losing Things With A Buffalo Exchange Card
On today’s Daily Sarcast Lindsay Vernick delivers a fast, funny roundup of the week’s wildest stories: scientists using sea sponges to redate the 1.5°F warming…
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July 10th, 2026: The Increased Price Of Stamps, Flying Ants Are Not A Hurricane And Getting Lost In A Foreign Land AKA Queens
On July 10, 2026 Lindsey Vernick delivers a comedic news roundup covering the USPS stamp price hike, a UK driver pulled over for speeding to watch Love Island…
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July 9th, 2026: Bank Chili, Only Fans Saving The Day And A Date
Host Lindsay Vernick unpacks a bizarre corporate feud over chili at a major bank merger, Netflix shows losing viewers between seasons, and how OnlyFans…
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July 8th, 2026: Dove Isn't Soap, The Declaration Of Independence Is Found And Love Island
Host Lindsey Vernick (The Daily Sarcast) covers the week’s biggest bites: the surprising internet debate over Dove not technically being soap, T‑Mobile’s…
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July 7th, 2026: Trump + The Bell, California's New Parking Rules And Lazy Days
On the July 7, 2026 episode of The Daily Sarcast, Lindsay Vernick runs through celebrity drama — including the rumored fallout between Blake Lively and Taylor…
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July 6th, 2026: A New Gay Dating App, Trump's FIFA Fix And Guest Starring
On July 6, 2026, Lindsey Vernick breaks down the week’s wild and witty headlines: a gay dating app called Goose accused of using AI-generated influencers, an…
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July 3rd, 2026: Trump's Big Celebration, $25K To See The Fireworks And Hanging With 90s Celebs
On the July 3, 2026 episode, Lindsey Vernick opens with a tired but determined sign‑off and covers President Trump’s massive Independence Day rally plans —…
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July 2nd, 2026: The Empire State Building Proposal, No More Physical Discs And Being Back In South Philly
Lindsey Vernick hosts the July 2, 2026 Daily Sarcast, mixing news and personal anecdotes with a comedic tone. The episode covers a dramatic Empire State…
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July 1st, 2026: The Worst American State Fair, The King And Queen Don't Like The Palace And A Typical Day In Lindsey Life
Today’s episode covers the disastrous Great American State Fair — from weather delays, a headliner cancelation and melted ice cream to viral photos of empty…
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June 30th, 2026: A North Carolina Jail Break, A Dead Murderer And Working For Celebs
On June 30, 2026, Lindsey Vernick covers a mix of grim and quirky headlines: an Alabama man who strangled his girlfriend died of a heart attack while trying to…
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June 29th, 2026: A Third Set Of Teeth, John Benet Ramsey And Rufus Du Sol
On today’s Daily Sarcast (June 29, 2026), Lindsay Vernick covers a surprising scientific trial that could grow a third set of teeth, a rain-soaked White House…
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June 26th, 2026: Airbnb's Strict New Rules, No More M&Ms And I'm Apparently Robbing People Now
On the June 26, 2026 episode Lindsey Vernick delivers a fast, witty news roundup: Airbnb’s new AI to stop party bookings ahead of the Fourth, newly obtained…
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June 25th, 2026: REI VS AI, North Korean Ties To The Cartel And Taking My Friends TJ's Virginity
Today’s episode covers a viral Knicks-parade incident where a woman dumped a themed trash can in the street and later lost her job, the MTA and Amtrak fighting…
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June 24th, 2026: A Knicks Purse In The Guggenheim, Madonna's Cancelled Biopic And My Horrible Driving
On the June 24, 2026 episode of The Daily Sarcast, host Lindsey Vernick covers the Guggenheim putting Jordan Woods' famed Knicks clutch on display, Madonna…
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June 23rd, 2026: The Sandwich That Broke J.P. Morgan, A Slapped Flight Attendant And Bubby's Birthday
Lindsey Vernick hosts the June 23, 2026 Daily Sarcast covering a J.P. Morgan arbitration that awarded $4.25M over a $642.50 Super Bowl sandwich platter, a…
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June 22nd, 2026: The Reflecting Pool, Elmo And The Shore
On the June 22, 2026 episode Lindsey Vernick serves a satirical take on current stories: a newly renovated $16 million reflecting pool deteriorates after an…
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June 19th, 2026: The Knicks Parade, The Underground GLP Market And My White Shirt
Today’s episode is brought to you by Always Being Able to Count on AI — your reliable sidekick for answers, ideas, and emotional support… even after you tell…
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June 18th, 2026: Luigi, A Drug Lord Dad, And The Laundromat
The Daily Sarcast is your weekday hit of news, absurdity, and unfiltered commentary. Host Lindsey Vernick breaks down the stories everyone’s talking about, the…
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June 17th, 2026: The Florida IVF Embryo Mix-Up Update, The Williams Sisters And Hanging With My Sister
Today’s Daily Sarcast covers a Florida IVF embryo mix-up where the baby will remain with the parents who raised her, a $2.7 billion Pizza Hut sale, and Serena…
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June 16th, 2026: Fox Acquiring Roku, The UK's Ban On Social And Emily Co-Hosts
Today's episode covers Fox's $22 billion acquisition of Roku, the United Kingdom's proposal to ban social apps for under-16s, and President Trump's $14.2…
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June 15th, 2026: The Knicks Big Win, Donald Trump The Buffalo And My Wedding Weekend
Lindsey Vernick covers a wild mix of news and personal stories: the Knicks winning their first championship in 53 years and the resulting NYC chaos, a…
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June 12th, 2026: An Interview With Max Brody
Lindsey brings on a comic she just met, Max Brody, at Westside Comedy Club, early open-mic stories (including an unexpected makeout), and the cozy, 'cave-like'…
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June 11th, 2026: Social Media Bans, SpaceX Makes Millionaires And My Week
On June 11, 2026, Lindsey Vernick delivers the Daily Sarcast — sponsored by Trader Joe’s flowers — with a short, funny roundup of today’s top headlines…
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June 10th, 2026: TSA-Style Knicks, AI Boats And Unemployment
Today Lindsey Vernick delivers a sarcastic roundup: the Knicks’ outdoor watch party becomes ticketed, fenced and TSA-style; an Air Canada pilot is charged…
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June 9th, 2026: The Adidas Controversy, A Major Heat Wave And First Day Back Of Being Unemployed
Today’s episode covers a stabbing at Penn Station with a suspect in custody, the Adidas controversy where indigenous makers said they preferred the work…
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June 8th, 2026: Meet The Press, Strike On Israel And Dinner With My Ex
Today's episode covers major headlines: heightened security at Madison Square Garden for Game 3 of the NBA Finals because President Trump will attend, Trump…
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June 5th, 2026: Fiber Gummy Worms, George Santos And My Boss' Text
Host Lindsey Vernick breaks down the week’s odd and entertaining headlines: McDonald’s new limited‑time World Cup meal, Trader Joe’s fiber‑heavy gummy worms…
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June 4th, 2026: A Hostage Stand Off, 60 Minutes And My Hiccups
On today’s episode (June 4, 2026) Lindsey Vernick opens with a caffeinated sponsor message, admits to battling the hiccups, and teases Trump’s plan to…
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June 3rd, 2026: Russia's Attack, Bill Pulte And City Trivia
On this episode, Lindsey Vernick (The Daily Sarcast) covers a bizarre United Airlines incident where a passenger's Bluetooth speaker named 'bomb' prompts an…
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June 2nd, 2026: Serena's Return, Hurricane Season And A New Phone In Miami
On June 2, 2026, Lindsey Vernick recaps the week’s headlines with humor: Serena Williams shocks fans with a return to competition at 44, Blue Origin’s New…
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June 1st, 2026: Mount Everest, 2028 Elections And Flan
On today’s episode Lindsey Vernick covers a mix of news and personal moments: a cheeky mention of Chelsea Handler and Bobby Flay, a flan-bite encounter at…
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May 29th, 2026: The Knicks, Love Island And Nicole Life
Nicole Vernick’s Daily Sarcast: a quick, funny roundup of the day’s highlights — the Knicks sweep into the NBA Finals with celebs spotted at Madison Square…
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May 28th, 2026: Shows Leaving Netflix, The Lincoln Memorial Pool And Misplaced Things
Lindsey Vernick hosts The Daily Sarcast from South Beach, Miami. Top stories include the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool repair ballooning to $13.1 million…
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May 27th, 2026: Iran Gets The Internet Back-ish, Trump's Physical And Workout Class Thoughts
On May 27, 2026, Lindsey Vernick breaks down the day's biggest headlines: an influencer’s reckless Cedar Point stunt, Iran ending an 88-day nationwide internet…
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May 26th, 2026: Placebo Buttons, NBA Finals And My AirPods Cases
In this episode of the Daily Sarcast, host Lindsey Vernick covers a range of topics: a $930,000 FTC settlement over companies falsely claiming they listened to…
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May 25th, 2026: Waymo, The Ballroom And My Birthday
On the May 25, 2026 episode, Lindsey Vernick delivers a humorous yet sharp roundup of the day’s headlines, including Waymo suspending freeway rides after…
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May 22nd, 2026: The Better Sister Takeover
Nicole fills in for Lindsey during birthday week and covers stories including researchers developing AI to interpret animal sounds, the Knicks being three wins…
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May 21st, 2026: The 31st Birthday Special
Tune into the Daily Sarcast for Lindsey's 31st birthday where Lindsey's closet friends and family roast her along with other special segments!