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August 12th, 2026: Sam Altman Isn't On Grindr, The Solar Eclipse And Director Directors

On the August 12, 2026 episode Lindsey Vernick delivers a mix of hard news and absurdity: a Ukrainian drone strike damaged an advanced air-defense system near Vladimir Putin’s Black Sea palace, a viral fake Grindr exchange falsely implicating Sam Altman went viral, and a total solar eclipse will cross parts of Europe and the northern hemisphere.

The show blends reporting with humor and personal asides, and includes a clear safety reminder to use certified eclipse glasses if you’re watching the eclipse.

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