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June 30th, 2026: A North Carolina Jail Break, A Dead Murderer And Working For Celebs

On June 30, 2026, Lindsey Vernick covers a mix of grim and quirky headlines: an Alabama man who strangled his girlfriend died of a heart attack while trying to dump her body; 88 inmates briefly took over a North Carolina jail before hostages were released and order was restored; and Gracie, a 1,200-pound giraffe, was found healthy after a two-week escape in Texas.

Lindsay also shares on-set updates, a celebrity shopping anecdote, a quick life lesson about hunger and worry, and a short cooking tip.

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