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July 28th, 2026: Cheating In Central Park, Baltimore Changing Their 911 Program And An Update On My Dating Life

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On this episode Lindsey announces the Daily Sarcast is now monetized and opens sign-ups for a summer residency for guest hosts.

Highlights include a viral Central Park kiss that sent internet sleuths digging through LinkedIn, a California man rescued after drifting alone in the Pacific for over a month, and Baltimore’s plan to expand 911 responses to include mental-health and social-service specialists.

Lindsay also shares a messy dating story and practical lessons, plus a quick popcorn health tip and a reminder to sign up for the residency.

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