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October 12th, 2026: Our Colorful Moon, The White House And Parents Weekend

Lindsay Vernick delivers a sarcastic, fast-paced roundup: a comedic bit about an "Umbrella Exorcist," NASA's newly released colorful moon images, and the approach of Hurricane Simon along Mexico's Pacific coast.

She also covers a deadly missile attack on Saudi Arabia's main airport, the DOJ probe into news networks' White House access, personal anecdotes, and a quick cooking tip.

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