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October 28th, 2026: Blue Food Dye, Kelly Clarkson And My Journey To Brooklyn

Host Lindsey Vernick introduces the satirical "Fresh Start" service for anyone who wants a new identity, then dives into real news: RFK Jr.'s campaign against artificial food dyes and Mars's trouble making a naturally blue M&M with spirulina, Kelly Clarkson's viral mechanical bird spat in Brooklyn, and the headaches of NYC transit disruptions.

The episode blends humorous commentary, news analysis, and personal anecdotes about city life, homelessness, parenting programs, and a quick cooking tip, all delivered in a conversational tone.

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