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Only If You Can Keep Up
Ever wonder what happens when two best friends with ADHD start talking? Neither do we. One random thought turns into another, and before we know it we’re discussing haunted places, weird history, bizarre facts, true crime, strange traditions, internet rabbit holes, and whatever else hijacks our brains that week. We laugh a lot, interrupt each other, lose our train of thought, find it again… sometimes. If you love the creepy, the curious, the weird, and conversations that never stay on the…
Episodes
Only If You Can Keep UpCreep Me Out
What does it take to truly creep you out? In this episode of Only If You Can Keep Up, we're putting our creepy meters to the test! We go through a variety of…
Only If You Can Keep UpChoose Your Fate
This week of Spooky Season, we're putting our fate in each other's hands! Welcome to Choose Your Fate, where every decision could mean survival or a very…
Only If You Can Keep UpSpooky Porch Talk | October 2026
Things are getting a little spooky on the porch! In this episode we're sharing some of our own creepy experiences, diving into the fascinating world of morbid…
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Death Came in Waves: |Part 2| The Black Death
We started with the White Plague, and now we're heading into something even darker. In Part 1, we explored tuberculosis, the slow-moving killer that haunted…
Only If You Can Keep UpDeath Came in Waves: |Part 1| The White Plague
We planned to cover two of history’s most terrifying killers in one episode… and wildly underestimated how much there was to say. So today became Part 1…
Only If You Can Keep UpScary Movie Logic: Because Apparently We’re Going in the Basement
Spooky Season is officially here!!!! And we’re kicking it off by discussing one of the greatest mysteries in horror movie history: why does everyone make the…
Only If You Can Keep UpLost Civilizations: Lemuria & Atlantis
What if entire civilizations once existed and somehow disappeared from history? This week, we're diving into two of the most fascinating legendary lost…
Only If You Can Keep UpPorch Talk | September 2026
Welcome back for another Porch Talk! These episodes are our chance to slow down, catch up, and talk about whatever happens to be on our minds. No research, no…
Only If You Can Keep UpYou Can Only Pick One
Vampire or werewolf? Asylum or haunted hospital? And somehow, those aren’t even the hardest choices. This week, we’re playing This or That with a mix of…
Only If You Can Keep UpCollective Hysteria: When Fear Becomes Contagious
Can fear actually spread from person to person? In this episode, we're diving into the bizarre world of collective hysteria, when groups of people begin…
Only If You Can Keep UpDo You Have a Voice in Your Head? | Inner Monologue & How We Think
When you think, do you actually hear a voice in your head? Can you have full conversations with yourself? Do you see pictures instead, or is your mind…
Only If You Can Keep UpPorch Talk | August 2026
Just a little Porch Talk about whatever’s been on our minds lately. No real plan, no set topic, just random thoughts, side conversations, opinions, and…
Only If You Can Keep UpNature Is Absolutely Insane
Nature can be beautiful, terrifying, and sometimes downright bizarre. In this episode, we're diving into some of the strangest natural phenomena our planet has…
Only If You Can Keep UpThings That Don't Feel Real
The world is full of things we've accepted as completely normal... but when you really stop and think about them, they sound absolutely ridiculous. From…
Only If You Can Keep UpThe Timelines That Will Break Your Brain
History doesn't always happen the way we picture it. We tend to imagine different eras neatly separated into chapters, but the truth is much stranger. Did you…
Only If You Can Keep UpDéjà Vu, Glitches & Strange Coincidences
Have you ever experienced déjà vu so intensely that it stopped you in your tracks? Or had a coincidence that felt a little too perfect to be random? Maybe…
Only If You Can Keep UpPorch Talk | July 2026
Welcome back for another Porch Talk! These episodes are our chance to slow down, catch up, and chat about whatever happens to be on our minds. No script, no…
Only If You Can Keep UpThe Strange World of Cemeteries
Cemeteries are full of more than just headstones. They're filled with history, symbolism, traditions, and stories that most of us walk right past without ever…
Only If You Can Keep UpThe Opposite of a Trigger
Apparently there's an opposite of a trigger... and most of us have been walking right past it. This week we're diving into glimmers, those tiny moments that…
Only If You Can Keep UpWait... You Don't Do That Too?
But why are we like this?.... This week we're talking about all the weird little things we do, the things we don't understand, and the moments that finally…
Only If You Can Keep UpPorch Talk | June 2026
This week we're talking farm updates, the countdown to summer break, and a question that's been rattling around in our heads... why don't kids seem to crave…
Only If You Can Keep UpThe Creepy Truth Behind Nursery Rhymes
The nursery rhymes we grew up singing might be a lot darker than we ever realized. In this episode, we dig into the eerie stories, strange theories, and…
Only If You Can Keep UpChildhood Was Actually Kind of Creepy
This week we're taking a trip back to childhood... and realizing it was way creepier than we remembered. From strange TV shows that we probably had no business…
Only If You Can Keep UpDoes Anyone Actually Enjoy This?
Not everything is fun, and we're not afraid to say it. This week, we're diving into all the things we just don't enjoy. From small talk and baby showers to…
Only If You Can Keep UpPorch Talk | May 2026
Porch Talk is back and this one spirals beautifully. Do you ever have the problem when every terrible thing seems to happen all at once?? WE DO! Then we get…
Only If You Can Keep UpThe Dark Origins of Fairy Tales
Fairy tales were never really made for kids… and this week we’re proving it. We’re digging into the eerie world of Grimm fairy tales, the darker versions…
Only If You Can Keep UpNormal Then. Unbelievable Now.
This week we’re diving into all the things society changed without us even knowing. From the days of whispering on a cellphone in public like you were handling…
Only If You Can Keep UpEverything You Think You Know About Voodoo Is Wrong
Yep you read that right.. something that’s been misunderstood and twisted into something it’s not for a long time. In this episode, we dig into where it…
Only If You Can Keep UpThe Little Things That Drive Us Crazy
Somewhere between dogs tracking in mud on a fresh cleaned floor and fighting a Ziploc bag that refuses to zip, life quietly declares war. In this episode, we…
Only If You Can Keep UpPorch Talk | April 2026
Time for another PORCH TALK.. for all you new peeps out there wondering, a porch talk is where we act like we are sitting on the porch having a nice good long…
Only If You Can Keep UpThe Dumbest Laws Ever Written
Some laws make sense… and then there are the ones that feel like they were written after someone lost a very specific argument in 1872. Did you know it's…
Only If You Can Keep UpThe Strange World of Funerals
This week we wander through the wild ways humans say goodby, from fiery send-offs inspired by Viking funerals to seated wakes where the guest of honor is…
Only If You Can Keep UpRemember Your First?
Remember your first love? First Kiss? First Tattoo? Now rewind to your first time feeling truly alone… yeah, that one hits different. In this episode, we…
Only If You Can Keep UpPorch Talk | March 2026
It’s another Porch Talk, and as usual… we spiral a little. We’re talking kids with devices basically attached to their faces, why does the world feel kinda off…
Only If You Can Keep UpCan You Imagine Life Without the Internet?
Imagine a world where the internet never existed. No endless scrolling, no notifications buzzing in your pocket, no rabbit holes that start with a recipe and…
Only If You Can Keep UpMore Conspiracies That Will Make You Think
What if we’re just background characters in a cosmic video game? What if the Earth is flat like a divine pancake? What if planes are out here seasoning the sky…
Only If You Can Keep UpYour Body Is Weirder Than You Think
In this episode, we dive headfirst into the wonderfully weird world of the human body. The stuff it does. The secrets it keeps. The tiny, bizarre habits it…
Only If You Can Keep UpPorch Talk | February 2026
In this month's Porch Talk, we let the conversation wander wherever it wants to go. No outline. No script. Just two brains free-ranging like they slipped the…
Only If You Can Keep UpOur Weird Little Collections
In this episode, we wander through the curious museums inside our own brains and closets, talking about the things we have collected over the years and the…
Only If You Can Keep UpTell Me You Do This Too
OK so you know that weird thing that you do behind closed doors that you would never want the world to know about, well we are here to talk about ours! Tune in…
Only If You Can Keep UpThe World's Weirdest Jobs
In this episode, we dive into the strangest jobs you probably never considered but are very glad someone is doing. From crime scene cleanup and the scientists…
Only If You Can Keep UpHumans Were Never Meant to Live Here
Some places on Earth aren’t just hard to live in…they’re off-limits. In this episode, we explore locations humans aren’t meant to settle, survive, or sometimes…
Only If You Can Keep UpPorch Talk | January 2026
Buckle up for another porch talk. In this awesome episode we talk about therapy, gentle parenting, a little childhood nostalgia and so many more random things…
Only If You Can Keep UpThis Might Be an Unpopular Opinion...
Unpopular Opinions, we all have them. We are allowed to not like the way some things happen or the way something tastes. It's never fun to announce to the…
Only If You Can Keep UpWhat Would You Do in an Apocalypse?
Why not bring in the new year talking about a good ole Apocalypse? We each unleash an apocalypse we totally made up, paint the scene like it’s already…
Only If You Can Keep UpHow Christmas Has Changed Over the Years
From tinsel-dusted living rooms to LED-blasted rooftops, we unwrap how Christmas has evolved decade by decade. We talk decorations that used to sparkle without…
Only If You Can Keep UpPorch Talk | December 2025
This week we’re on the porch spiraling through the internet relics that absolutely shaped us and would probably get a school shut down today. From eBaum’s…
Only If You Can Keep UpZak Bagans Haunted Museum
We dive into the eerie halls of Zak Bagans’ Haunted Museum, exploring some of its most unsettling rooms and infamous objects. From cursed relics to themed…
Only If You Can Keep UpTV Shows We'll Never Stop Watching
In this episode, we dive headfirst into the shows that have imprinted on our souls. Some shows we have watched over and over. We dive into Grey’s Anatomy…
Only If You Can Keep UpThe Moon Makes No Sense
In this episode, we fall down the lunar rabbit hole and realize… the Moon makes zero sense and we love her for it. We talk eclipses that turn daylight strange…
Only If You Can Keep UpPorch Talk | November 2025
On this month's Porch Talk, we kick back and spiral (just a little) about how technology has completely hijacked our lives. From phones that won’t quit buzzing…
Only If You Can Keep UpIntentions
In this episode, we dive into the magical, mildly unhinged world of intentions. What they are, how to set them, and how to manifest without turning your life…
Only If You Can Keep UpThings We All Grew Up Believing
Remember all those wild “facts” adults swore were true when we were kids? In this episode, we dive into the tall tales and questionable wisdom we grew up…
Only If You Can Keep UpWould You Survive an Extreme Haunted House?
TRIGGER WARNING!!! Think your local haunted house is scary? Think again. In this episode, we dive headfirst into the twisted world of interactive haunted…
Only If You Can Keep UpThe Dark Side of Appalachian Lore
We’re heading straight into the Appalachian Mountains armed with caffeine, chaos, and zero survival skills. This week, we tackle some of the strangest lore the…
Only If You Can Keep UpSpooky Porch Talk | October 2025
Grab your blanket and settle in, because this porch talk isn’t for the faint of heart! In this halerious dark episode, we kick things off with some killer…
Only If You Can Keep UpThe Strange Life of Edgar Allan Poe
We are continuing on with our spooktacular October weirdness with the one, the only........... Edgar Allan Poe. Light a candle, grab your raven, and join us as…
Only If You Can Keep UpThe World's Most Cursed Objects
Some objects are pretty, some are practical… and some come with a side of doom. In this episode, we chat about three of the most famous “why would you even…
Only If You Can Keep UpThe Flying Dutchman & Blackbeard: Legends of the Sea
Batten down the hatches, because this episode sails straight into the fog-drenched legends of the sea. Where ghost stories and blood-soaked history collide…
Only If You Can Keep UpPorch Talk | September 2025
Another unscripted porch ramble—where the weather gets its obligatory mention, public vs. homeschool somehow sneaks into the mix, toss in a rundown of the TV…