skinny.

Latest / Only If You Can Keep Up

More Conspiracies That Will Make You Think

What if we’re just background characters in a cosmic video game? What if the Earth is flat like a divine pancake? What if planes are out here seasoning the sky like it’s a giant invisible casserole?

This week we cannonball straight into the conspiracy pool. We chat about the simulation theory, Flat Earth, solar panels and the ever-mysterious plane seeding situation. Then we sprinkle in a few delightfully ridiculous ones that make you question whether humanity is okay.

Are we uncovering secrets… or just spiraling for fun? You decide.

Send us Fan Mail

Be sure to follow, rate, and share Only If…

The skinny

The skinny isn't ready yet — notes appear once the transcript is processed.