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Scary Movie Logic: Because Apparently We’re Going in the Basement

Spooky Season is officially here!!!!

And we’re kicking it off by discussing one of the greatest mysteries in horror movie history: why does everyone make the WORST possible decision?

You hear a noise downstairs? Obviously, investigate it alone.

Your car won’t start? Keep trying instead of RUNNING.

There’s an abandoned house in the middle of nowhere? Definitely go inside.

Someone says, “I’ll be right back”? Well… nice knowing you.

This week, we’re breaking down scary movie logic: the ridiculous decisions, horror movie rules, killer clichés, questionable survival skills, and all the things that…

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