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Pointless Global News
Anchors Tad Flakey and his charming wife Lilibet Flakey, bring you the most pointlessly weird and funny news from around the world, just to put a smile on your face. No fact checking, some is fiction, but most stories are the cold, hard and hilarious (sometimes gross) truth.
Episodes
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The Mile High Club In The Cockpit
On today's show, the Mile High Club isn't just for passengers, the flight crews participate too. Then, we'll meet the Rat Whisperer of New York City. Finally…
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Old People Funk
On today's show, old people funk happens and the superfood that can help prevent it. Then, we'll tell you about the man who proposed to his ai chatbot…
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German Swingers-Who Knew?
On today's show, get to know your city councilman at a nudist resort in the south of France. Then, why bother shopping in a store, when you can poop and run…
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Swallow A Crapsule To Fight Cancer
On today's show, a pill that might cure cancer, might also make you want to barf. Then, we'll tell you about a lady who's thirsty for the local undertaker…
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AI Bot Blackmailing Bully
On today's show, an airline crew member behaves badly in the business class toilet. Then, it turns out that ai will bully and blackmail you, if you don't do as…
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Excessive Heat From Uranus
On today's show, Uranus emits more heat than previously thought. Then, a Florida man starts a fire baking cookies on his George Foreman Grill. Next, a Florida…
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What Happens In The Shed Stays In The Shed....Not!
On today's show, a foul mouthed parrot stuck up a tree, insults firefighters trying to rescue him. Then, 2 neighbors are at odds over a pet potbelly pig. Next…
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Why Is There A Moth Species Named After Trump?
On today's show, Finally, science names a moth after Donald Trump. Next, a raccoon is busted while smoking meth. Then, eating bugs, coming to a dinner table…
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A Donkey, 2 Bears And A Kangaroo
On today's show, a Mom orders a unicorn for her daughter's birthday, the laughs begin when it shows up. Next, at another child's party, a bear shows up…
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Park Perverts
On today's show, neighbors demand answers after rampant masturbation takes over a park in Seattle. Next, did you know air fryers can heighten arousal? Finally…
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The First Ever Sperm Race!
On today's show, a 3 alarm fire caused by burning sex toys on Staten Island. Next, we'll tell you about a test that proves how gross airplane seats are. Then…
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Easter Egg Hurl
On today's show, we'll meet a woman who colors Easter eggs in her toilet. Next, a surgeon gets in hot water over texting a patient's privates. Then we'll wrap…
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Police Scat
On today's show, a New Jersey Police Chief is in hot water for being a workplace bully. Next, we'll catch up with the Delhi poop and run thief. Then I'll tell…
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Dog Shoots Man
On today's show, a man claims he was shot by his dog while laying in bed. Then, a self-driving Tesla crashes into a wall painted to look like a road. Finally…
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Is That A Turtle In Your Pants?
On today's show, a man's manhood gets snake bit. Then, we now know how many Americans pee in the shower. Finally, a man tries a new way to smuggle a turtle…
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Monkey Business
On today's show, it's total chaos in Sri Lanka, where one monkey knocked out the country's entire power grid. Then it's more monkey business, as a study…
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A Night At The Penis Museum
On today's show, we'll get the 411 on all Penis facts from the Penis Museum (yes, there really is such a place). Next, the couple that dumpster dives together…
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Loud Sex Complaints
On today's show, I'll report on the shocking murder of the Duolingo green owl. Then, I'll introduce you to the woman who lost 30 pounds on a diet of meat and…
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Space Spunk
On today's show, He's got spunk, what happens when astronauts ejaculate in space. Next, I'll give you the 411 on reusable toilet wipes. Then, we'll meet a…
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Swiss Sex With Horses
On today's show, an alarming increase in sex abuse of horses in Switzerland. Next, a Taiwanese plastic surgeon performs his own vasectomy. And sausage vending…
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Stick It!
On today's show, fossilized vomit is declared a national treasure in Denmark. Next, stick reviews on Tik Tok are now a thing! That's right, sticks made of wood…
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Living La Vida Dumpster
On today's show, a dumpster diver for 4 years has no regrets. Then, I'll give you the 411 on ancient Roman public bathrooms. Finally, a loosely related story…
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Anti-Tank Mines At Ikea?
On today's show, anti-tank mines are found at Ikea? Next, Pigs and Iguanas are in this week's animal roundup Finally, I'll dish out the 411 on performing…
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Dog Drag
On today's show, would you like to be a dog for a day, I'll tell you how. Then, North Korea bans divorce……and hot dogs. Finally, if you want to make a Gen Z…
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Mosh Pit Diapers
On today's show, I'll introduce you to the latest in pro active underwear. Then, we'll learn how science is using whale poop to save our oceans. Finally…
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Bad Santa's Happy Ending
On today's show, find out what happens when an Only Fans star meets a hot Santa. Then, we'll meet the man with a real boner, that is in fact, bone. Finally…
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Globetrotting Hijinks
On today's show, roaches and used condoms make for carefree traveling. Next, the latest search results on Pornhub for 2024. Then, we'll wrap things up with…
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The Happy Crappy Holiday Gift Guide
On today's show, we'll start things off with our crappy holiday gift guide. Then, in a related story, a new way to get cows to fart less. Finally, the couple…
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Brown Friday And Beaver Nuggets
On today's show, death by tanning bed in Indiana. Then, in Florida (where else?) a lapdance at a strip club goes sideways. Next a report on the collateral…
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Get Ready For Sex With Robots
On today's show, sex with robots awaits all of us in the future. Then, trombone players are named the best musicians in bed. Finally, a Nova Scotia teacher is…
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Scorpion Hijinks, Driving Rats And High Winds From Uranus
On today's show, a man vacationing in Vegas got his nut sack stung by a scorpion. Then, Scientists discover rats enjoy driving. Finally, we'll learn why NASA…
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This Week In Sex
In this episode, I'll report on the bright idea Russia has to solve their diminishing population crisis. It's creating a Ministry Of Sex, complete with…
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Animal Mayhem
In this episode, I'll tell you about a blood thirsty otter and the child it nearly sent to a watery grave. Then, Pnut the squirrel is abducted by the local pet…
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Neighborly Revenge and Airport Hijinks
On today's show, shit happens when a woman confronts her entitled neighbor about not picking up her dog's poop. Then, cats get equal time on this podcast. I'll…
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May I Sniff Your Shoes Please?
On today's show, we'll tell you about the different ways other animal species poop, because we all need to know, right? Then, we'll go to Germany, where a…
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Old Farts Fight Over Canned Meat
In this maiden voyage episode of Pointless Global News, first I'll report on a knife fight at a nursing home over some canned meat. Next, you'll learn about…