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Swallow A Crapsule To Fight Cancer
On today's show, a pill that might cure cancer, might also make you want to barf.
Then, we'll tell you about a lady who's thirsty for the local undertaker.
Finally, I'll report on the Florida man who's thirsty for a ferret.
The skinny
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