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Brown Friday And Beaver Nuggets
On today's show, death by tanning bed in Indiana.
Then, in Florida (where else?) a lapdance at a strip club goes sideways.
Next a report on the collateral damage after overeating on Thanksgiving.
Those and other pointless news stories coming your way!
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