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Pointless Global News
Anchors Tad Flakey and his charming wife Lilibet Flakey, bring you the most pointlessly weird and funny news from around the world, just to put a smile on your face. No fact checking, some is fiction, but most stories are the cold, hard and hilarious (sometimes gross) truth.
Episodes
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Screwing Around With A.I.
On today's show, it's an all ai edition of Pointless Global News, starting with a story of ai selling a man's keyboard on Muse AI without his permission. Then…
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The Case Of Smelt It vs. Dealt It
On today's show, a bus driver's farts were so bad, a colleague needed to wash her uniform. Then, if you have a stuffy nose, an orgasm can help. Next, the case…
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Attack Of The Horny Dolphins
On today's show, hot horny single dolphins in your area are ready to attack you! Then, France releases a scratch and sniff stamp that smells like a baguette…
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The McDonald's Files On You!
On today's show, you now have yet another great reason to not eat at McDonald's and it has nothing to do with their food. Then, a Philly Cheesesteak war heats…
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Pumpkin Spicy Sex Talk
On today's show, a homeless Florida man gets a surprise when he takes a bath in a pond. Then, a toy Halloween pumpkin wants to get freaky with you. Next, a…
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A Shitty Athletic Event
On today's show, a Hyrox athlete has explosive diarrhea while competing, while those competing had to endure the stench. Then, a man gets arrested for driving…
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Malort Madness
On today's show, nearly 2,000 insane Chicagoans attempt the unthinkable, breaking the Guinness world record for shots of Malort. Then, we'll tell you about…
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Boner Relief
On today's show, a taxpayer funded sexual relief program is proposed for the unhoused in L.A. Then, a man uses superglue to control incontinence, with…
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Animal Stories
On today's show, a gang of rats had a party at a New Orleans police station. Then, you won't believe where 3 baby monkeys were found on passengers at an…
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Nude Dining Coming To Florida
On today's show, the audience at last week's Lollapalooza were crowd surfing bags of piss! Then, an assisted living facility purposely gave a resident 18 shots…
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Fartapalooza!
On today's show, how much do we fart in a day and which age group is the gassiest? Then, an Idaho man juggles torches while riding a unicycle and no longer has…
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Drug Sniffing Dogs Getting Fired
On today's show, fired drug sniffing dogs face an abysmal job market. Then, you can now get illegal drugs delivered by drones, in Florida of course. Next…
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Disgusting Abuse Of A Sandwich
On today's show, a British man wipes his ass with a sandwich in public, we'll tell you why. Then, I'll do a deep dive into why rats get the munchies when…
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Crappy Days
On today's show, while Trump is in Turkey, his poop gets flown back to the U.S. Then, I'l tell you why New York leads the nation in explosive diarrhea. Next, a…
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MAGA Man Masturbates At Trump's "State Fair"
On today's show, a man is arrested for waxing the dolphin in public at the Great American State Fair in Washington. Then, a man is arrested for craping 18…
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Elephant Has The Last Word On Trump
On today's show, a live elephant urinates on the floor of the Texas Republican Convention. Then, I'll tell you about America's newest frozen treat, breast milk…
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Is That A Rat In Your Underwear?
On today's show, the Pentagon declares that reporters are not allowed to walk down the hallways without a grownup. Then, I'll tell you what the brand name SPAM…
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Putin's Quest For Immortality
On today's show, Vladimir Putin's quest for immortality involves cryogenics and mini pigs. Then, a creepy abandoned puppet gets a job as a cop. Next, I'll tell…
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Would You Like My DNA On Your Fries?
On today's show, a McDonald's manager licks the fries of an unsuspecting ex-girlfriend. Then, I'll tell you about the man who broke the record for breaking…
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Pack A Rotisserie Chicken In Your Carry On? Yes!
On today's show, you won't believe what TSA agents are now allowing in carry-on luggage. Then in a related story, you won't believe what some folks are…
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Finger Your Way To A Healthy Heart
On today's show, it's a poo D'detat at the Pooseum. Then, an irregular heartbeat might be corrected by rectal stimulation. Next, an all-you-can-eat restaurant…
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Romancing A Garbage Bin
On today's show, a Scotsman is caught dry humping a garbage bin. Then, I'll tell you the benefits of nude gardening. Next, we'll visit a major league ballpark…
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Pope Ropes A Dope
On today's show, Pope Leo spent his childhood observing clowns and now it's paying dividends. Then, I'll tell you about the woman who fell through the floor of…
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Soon You'll Be Able To Crap In Your Car
On today's show, a Chinese automaker has patented an in the car toilet, making carpooling much more challenging. Then, I'll tell you about a 40 pound beaver…
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Broken Dildos Get Recalled
On today's show, a life-like remote-rotating dildo is being recalled for safety concerns. Then, RFK Jr. is at it again, only this time it involves a dead…
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Beating Off Cancer
On today's show, the cancer prevention group F-cancer, wants men to beat off cancer….literally. Then, Truffles-a 3 foot tall teddy bear is rescued by Chicago…
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Boner Bear Honey Gets Recalled
On today's show, the Food And Drug Administration recalls Boner Bear Honey. Then, a Florida Airbnb guest is accused of urinating on all of the furniture. Next…
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Man Pulls Car With His Scrotum
On today's show, a proud British gent sets a new record for pulling a 2 ton car with his balls. Then, the story of a man raised by wolves as a boy, adjusting…
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Hold My Edible-I See Girl Scout Cookies!
On today's show, there's a new side effect of drinking that might turn you sober, it's called "booze butt". Then, I'll tell you about the basketball coach who…
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The Cheek Splitter 9000 Airline Seat
On today's show, the torturous "Cheek Splitter 9000" airline seat has many travelers worried about the future of aviation. Then, a determined beaver jaywalks…
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Canadian Whine
On today's show, a Canadian man celebrates their hockey loss by taking a chainsaw to his TV. Then, the condom supply at the winter olympics lasted only 3 days…
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Florida Man Gets Freaky With His Vacuum
On today's show, a Florida Man gets his freak on with a vacuum cleaner. Then, a rumble breaks out on a Florida pickleball court. Next, the government's new…
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Farting History-The More You Know!
On today's show, in case you missed it, February 5 was National Fart Day and I'll tell you the backstory on the history of farting. Then, Canada's super pigs…
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A Deadly Gay Manatee Tryst
On today's show, a male manatee dies after having sex with his brother. Then, hundreds of pet rats in New York are now homeless and looking for their forever…
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Racing Garbage Cans
On today's show, we'll start with 3 really pointlessly stupid warning labels. Then, a local inventor breaks the speed record for driving in a garbage can…
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Sex Toys For Soldiers
On today's show, the U.S. Department of War battles a Toronto sex shop. Then, a robot sues for damage after getting beaten up on TV. Next, it's our first…
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Beaver Advice Hotline
On today's show, having issues with your beaver? A Swiss hotline would like to know. Then, some mummified meat is screened by TSA agents at O'hare airport…
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Booty Wash
On today's festive holiday edition, a Trump wax statue gets removed after visitors punch it. Then, in the future, you may have a raccoon for a pet. Next…
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Smelling Farts May Prevent Alzheimer's
On today's show, smelling farts may prevent Alzheimer's. Then, an amateur verminator has a plan to keep rats from spoiling a movie. Next, if you can write…
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Ol' Golden Balls Is Back!
On today's show Ol' Golden Balls is back, just in time for Christmas! Then, a New York subway station will temporarily smell better, just in time for…
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Feet Meat Tacos For Brunch
On today's show, a man serves his friends feet meat tacos. Then, a man needs to quit his food challenge after only 6 minutes. Next, we'll meet the man who did…
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Turning A Porta-potty Into A Thrill Ride!
On today's show, a man gets the ride of his life in a porta-potty. Then, I'll tell you how to stay out of the E.R. on Thanksgiving. Next, I'll tell you about a…
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Full Bodied Coffee From The Butt Of A Weasel
On today's show, a solid gold toilet is headed for an auction, your chance to put your money where your mouth should never go. Then, there's a new mayor in a…
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Anal Breathing Can Save A Life
On today's show, it's official, science confirms it's ok to breathe through your butt. Then, get ready to have nano-bots crawling up your nose to relieve sinus…
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Dog Poop Box And A Mailbox Look The Same
On today's show, an old man mistakes a dog poop box for a mailbox. Then, navigating Venice with Google Maps can be a soggy experience. Next, I'll tell you a…
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Warning! Gas Station Microwave Ovens Have Backstories
On today's show, a Florida man goes door-to-door picking fights. Next, you may never want to use a gas station microwave oven again. Finally, a new and…
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Florida Man Gets Even With a Possum
On today's show, a Jersey City man finds a clever way to avoid paying tolls. Next, a firefighter gets even with her ex-boyfriend. Then, another Florida Man…
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ER Doc Shares Weirdest Butt Insertion Stories
On today's show, it turns out that foul odor in a high school came from a teacher. Next, a man saves an injured squirrel and now they are inseparable. Then…
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Pay As You Go Wiping In China
On today's show, pay toilets in China make you watch an ad first, before you can wipe. Next, a greedy burmese python, barfs up an entire deer in Florida. Then…
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Sex Hijinks In The Operating Room
On today's show, a doctor leaves his patient on the operating table for a booty call. Next, a man and his emotional support alligator are not welcome at…
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I'm So Horny, I Want To Amputate My Legs!
On today's show, we'll give you the 411 on Jet Belly and how to do it when nature calls. Then, meet the man who was so horny to amputate his own legs. Next…
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Waxing The Orca
On today's show, a man is beaten up by a grocery store staff for trying to steal a car and then sues the grocery store. Next, an Idaho man breaks the record…
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The Serial Butt Sniffer Strikes Again!
On today's show, a meth fueled flight attendant gives new meaning to the mile high club. Next, Ozempic for pets, new hope for pudgy pooches and tubby tabbies!…
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Brush Your Teeth With Hair, Toenails, Even Dog Fur.
On today's show, a 45 year old Texas man wants a diaper change. Then, a hospital in Thailand is using patient records as food wrappers. Next we wrap things up…
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This Week In Sex Mishaps And Pacifiers For Adults
On today's show, 7 Hilarious, yet horrifying masturbation mishaps. Then, next time you get stressed out, have a binky. Finally, a naked man with a dildo on a…
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Menopause Is Rebooted As Cougar Puberty
On today's show, we have some freeway foreplay in West Virginia, with the expected results. Then, is cougar puberty better or worse than teenage puberty? Next…
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Will Lilibet Accept "Free" Underwear From A Cat?
On today's show, Chuck E. Cheese is arrested for credit card fraud. Then, a kinky kitty wants your underwear, not your affection. Finally, a serial butt…
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Butt-Plug Bingo Is A Thing
On today's show, a seedy swingers festival invades a sleepy British town. Then, a woman who was dead for 2 minutes reveals what she saw while dead. Finally, do…
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Chimp Fashion Trends, Giant Beavers And Alternative Bowling
On today's show, it's a fashion trend, chimps in Zambia are sticking grass and sticks in their butts. Then, a giant beaver is named the official state fossil…
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No More Urine Please, We Have Enough!
On today's show, Doctors in the U.K. beg people to stop bringing in unsolicited urine samples. Next, a Peruvian man claims an 800 year old mummy is his…