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Attack Of The Horny Dolphins
On today's show, hot horny single dolphins in your area are ready to attack you!
Then, France releases a scratch and sniff stamp that smells like a baguette.
Next, Shrek's fully-erect-cartoon-green penis is texted to a Republican Senator.
The skinny
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