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The First Ever Sperm Race!
On today's show, a 3 alarm fire caused by burning sex toys on Staten Island.
Next, we'll tell you about a test that proves how gross airplane seats are.
Then, get ready for the first sperm race, live from Hollywood!
Finally, find out about Moosevision, live from Sweden!
The skinny
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