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The Northern Aggression Podcast
The Northern Aggression Podcast isn’t for the easily offended. Hosted by Marshall, a sharp-tongued Chicagoan with zero filter, and Gunter, the Southern counterpart who keeps things just unhinged enough, this podcast takes on everything—and we mean everything. No topic is safe, no opinion is sugarcoated, and no one gets a free pass. If you can’t handle the heat, this ain’t the show for you. northernaggressionpod@gmail.com
Episodes
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Different Kind of Hickeys
Gunter completely forgets what they were supposed to be talking about, but Marshall quickly reminds her: he needs to understand what a contrast therapy studio…
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The House Hoe
A routine Walmart trip goes spectacularly off the rails after Marshall and Gunter discover a Dove × Crumbl Cookie deodorant collaboration. Somehow that leads…
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Off Like A Prom Dress
Gunter brings in reinforcements—an organizer spends five and a half hours helping tackle their house, leaving both her and Marshall completely exhausted. But…
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The Great Disappointment
Marshall promises a serious episode, which should immediately make you nervous. He’s been spending a lot of time in the car listening to XM radio while…
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Two Marys One Chalice
Gunter actually comes prepared with topics from their running list—an unusual but welcome development. They kick things off reminiscing about monster truck…
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Bonus Episode: Fornagatory
Marshall confidently declares this the ASMR episode, immediately causing Gunter to worry. From there, they recount their latest adventures in Turkey Creek…
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Bonus Episode: Pinkies and Holes
A simple text message goes spectacularly wrong when Gunter relies on speech-to-text, producing results that leave Marshall far more entertained than she…
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Bonus Episode: Northern Zero
Marshall and Gunter kick off the episode with a stop at Chick-fil-A during their trip through northern Illinois, where they discover the experience is…
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Bonus Episode: $hit That Comes Out Of The Ground Oil
Marshall and Gunter flip the script in this episode, with Gunter taking the lead on cultural observations while Marshall finds plenty to critique. Fresh off a…
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Bonus Episode: The BJV - Sponsored by the Swift-Kelce Wedding
Marshall starts the episode by giving Gunter grief for not listening to him. Gunter insists she was busy handling a work emergency, but Marshall isn't…
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Chewing Jesus
Gunter and Marshall record on Valentine’s Day, which means romance… obviously not. Marshall kicks things off by throwing shade at the Canadian curling cheating…
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I Have Never Voted for Chuck E Cheese
Marshall and Gunter kick things off by congratulating loyal listener Justin on his… PhD? They’re pretty sure that’s right. Close enough. That naturally spirals…
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Long Enough For The Poop To Come Out
Marshall and Gunter record this one fresh off dinner—and shockingly, Gunter was expensive. Marshall spirals over her seven-dollar shrimp, while Gunter fires…
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Cheeseburger Down Thy Gullet
Marshall and Gunter record this episode immediately after leaving Panda Express, and Marshall has opinions. He recounts encounters with a woman who had what he…
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No One Is Asking For Your Emotional Support
Marshall opens with an inappropriate joke—so you’re warned early. He then revisits a recurring theme: Gunter dying. This time, he debates whether it would be…
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Save The Turtles Paper Tube
Marshall comes in aggressive today, while Gunter is dealing with a shoulder injury—which naturally turns into a recap of the time she broke her toe. Things…
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Official SEC Beater
Marshall gets distracted almost immediately after discovering confetti on the dining room chandelier, setting the tone for the chaos to come. He hands Gunter…
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Orange Juice Fortified with Sugar
Marshall takes issue with RFK Jr.’s slogan “Make America Healthy Again.” His logic? That implies America was healthy at some point, which he strongly disputes…
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Is It A Preference?
Marshall opens by admitting this episode might be a bad idea—which is never a reassuring start. He wants to talk about sexual preference, and along the way…
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Amazing Grace
Marshall and Gunter are at dinner again—because of course they are—and the people-watching does not disappoint. Marshall attempts to break down the dynamics of…
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Grand Master P
Gunter and Marshall attempt to video record the episode… and it goes about as well as you’d expect. After trying it one more time, they decide that’s enough…
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Hoods and Pillow Cases
Marshall opens the episode with a topic—which immediately alarms Gunter because she has no idea where this is going. He admits he’s been thinking about two…
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Bonus Episode: Can I Do Chess In The Special Olympics?
Marshall is back on his favorite battlefield: laundry. This time, he’s furious that Gunter’s shirts refuse to stay on hangers, which somehow becomes a broader…
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Bonus Episode: Pinoeering The Use Of Pro-Verbs
arshall just wanted to volunteer. That’s it. Fill out a simple form and move on. But of course… there are issues. The form asks for pronouns, which sends…
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Bonus Episode: Curly Fries Make You Happy
Gunter and Marshall are not on the same page today. Gunter boldly claims Marshall is profoundly unhappy. Marshall disagrees—he just thinks the world would be a…
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Bonus Episode: Focus On The Pink Hot Pants
Marshall opens the episode singing ad jingles, which tells you everything you need to know about where this is headed. He quickly pivots into talking about ads…
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Bonus Episode: Rocking the Freak Show
Fresh off Season 4, Marshall and Gunter debrief a recent trip to a Mexican restaurant—where Marshall was apparently doing full-scale anthropological research…
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Manifest Destiny
Marshall and Gunter openly admit they don’t really plan episodes — which honestly explains a lot. Fresh off their Olive Garden adventure (yes, go back and…
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Just the Tip - The Gift Card Debacle
Marshall boldly claims this is an “action packed episode,” which should immediately concern everyone. He starts with professional development — despite…
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Olympic Track Meet
Marshall kicks things off with his highly questionable suggestions for new Olympic events in swimming and track & field. Spoiler: the IOC will not be calling…
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Chin Hair Distribution
Marshall and Gunter attempt to video themselves recording the podcast—because clearly adding cameras won’t make things worse. Gunter immediately discovers a…
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What Do You Have Against TikTok?
Gunter opens by telling Marshall that he freaks her out no matter what he does. Marshall doesn’t help matters by refusing to tell her what he plans to talk…
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Needle Crimes
Marshall comes in hot with breaking news—he wants Gunter’s raw reaction to the latest updates in the Wander Franco case. Of course, he delivers the case…
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Indian Runs
Gunter kicks things off by quizzing Marshall on WNBA team names, which goes about as well as you'd expect. From there, the duo dives into Olympic…
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The Swimsuit Area
Marshall kicks off the episode with an unexpected but oddly heartfelt PSA about colonoscopies. Don’t worry—he still manages to make it weird. Things escalate…
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Just the Typ
Marshall kicks things off by reliving the rage he felt toward his IT department the day before. Nothing new there—but yes, it comes with a full-throttle rant…
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You Got Salsa In Your Eyes
Marshall comes in hot with a family story, prompting Gunter to issue a full disclaimer about the “Marshall man” trait—apparently they’re all like this…
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A Farmer Is Not A Proctologist
Gunter kicks things off by calling Marshall demure—a word he doesn’t even know, which immediately sets the tone. Things only spiral from there. Marshall makes…
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A Philosophical Framework
Season 4 kicks off and Marshall is way too excited to be back. He promised Gunter this episode would be “crazy” because it’s built on a philosophical…
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Bonus Episode: I've Never Worked That Room Before
For the last bonus episode before Season 4, Marshall and Gunter are completely unprepared—no microphones, no plan, and somehow even less structure than usual…
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Bonus Episode: Rabbit Hair Earmuff Girl
Marshall and Gunter recount their morning adventure, which should have included Marshall successfully buying Gunter a bagel—but absolutely did not. What…
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Bonus Episode: Autistic Barbie
Marshall shares that he read an article about Autistic Barbie, which immediately sends him and Gunter down a rabbit hole of questions no one is quite sure are…
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Bonus Episode: Tainted With Pickle Flavor
Gunter opens by wondering what Marshall would do if he got pulled over in Oliver Springs—home of what Marshall insists are aggressive speed traps. While Gunter…
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Bonus Episode: The Bologna Factory
Marshall and Gunter sit down after watching a movie—and in a shocking twist absolutely no one saw coming, Marshall hated everything about it. Gunter decides…
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Bonus Episode: Christmas 2025
The Christmas bonus episode kicks off the only way it can—with yet another Gunter accident calamity. Was that supposed to be the entire episode? Maybe. But…
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Mule Drawn Hooptie Cart
Marshall takes a trip down memory lane to his public speaking class—because apparently that’s where this all started. He follows it up with a roast of Gunter’s…
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Why's He Walking Funny?
Gunter kicks off the episode with a callback to the infamous Penises and Popsicles episode—but this time she’s bringing a new workplace theory to the table…
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I Did Not Say Mulatto
Gunter kicks things off by accusing Marshall of having way too much energy—especially for someone who records while pacing like a caged tiger. We learn that…
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A Touch of the Tism
Marshall has a question for Gunter: are all Southern siblings this messed up? Unfortunately, Gunter’s an only child, so no real data there. Marshall doesn’t…
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The Pants Episode
Marshall kicks things off with an existential rant: Why is it called a pair of pants?! It quickly spirals into a broader tirade about language quirks and the…
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If Shania Was Mine
Marshall starts off the episode suspiciously calm—probably because he claims this is a musical episode. (Spoiler: it’s not.) But it does open with a short rant…
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Marshall's 500lb Vanity
This week, Marshall and Gunter suffer through a painful sound check and immediately spiral. Marshall has a bold (read: ridiculous) rebrand idea for Cleveland’s…
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Spoonerism
Marshall has two topics this time, which obviously means we’re going to cover at least twelve. First, Gunter dives into her latest guilty pleasure: the “Are We…
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Learning and Las Vegas
Marshall and Gunter hit the road again—and it's somehow a wellness episode? Kind of. Marshall says he wants to talk about mental health… but immediately warns…
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Hashbrown Casserole, it's not that hard
Marshall and Gunter take not one—but two—trips to Cracker Barrel, and somehow both descend into chaos. Marshall attempts to describe the Cracker Barrel…
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You're Not Clean Until You're Bidet Clean
Marshall and Gunter are planning a bathroom remodel—and surprise! It quickly spirals into chaos. Marshall starts by raging about how we’re not supposed to call…
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Bras and Body Snatchers
Gunter accuses Marshall of airing her dirty laundry—though Marshall argues he does all the laundry anyway. He recounts a tale of someone else’s childhood…
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Bonus Episode: It Was Supposed To Be A Trailer
What was supposed to be a simple Season 3 trailer turned into—well, a full episode. Gunter just wanted Marshall to record a short intro, but he went completely…
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Bonus Episode: One Glowing Finger
Gunter opens by calling Marshall out for not even knowing what time they launch the podcast each week. That sends him straight into a rant about daylight…
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Bonus Episode: Athlessional
Marshall and Gunter head to Panera for a casual dinner and stumble across a newspaper with an advice column. This week’s lucky subject is “Kyle,” who’s trying…