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The Northern Aggression Podcast
The Northern Aggression Podcast isn’t for the easily offended. Hosted by Marshall, a sharp-tongued Chicagoan with zero filter, and Gunter, the Southern counterpart who keeps things just unhinged enough, this podcast takes on everything—and we mean everything. No topic is safe, no opinion is sugarcoated, and no one gets a free pass. If you can’t handle the heat, this ain’t the show for you. northernaggressionpod@gmail.com
Episodes
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Bonus Episode: Traylor Trash
What was supposed to be a short bonus episode… wasn’t. Marshall and Gunter dive into Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift’s engagement, which sets Marshall off on a…
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Season 2 is a wrap! Thank you!
Thanks for sticking with us through Season 2 of Northern Aggression! We’ve had a blast bringing the chaos, the rants, and the questionable life advice your…
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The Conceit of Language
Marshall is already riled up—with rage and a fresh rant about word fragments. He’s got strong feelings about bar soap (he likes them plain, not fancy), and…
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Hexapus
Word’s getting out—people Marshall and Gunter work with are starting to ask about the podcast. Meanwhile, Marshall needs something explained to him (again)…
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The Angry German
Gunter’s been test-driving what Marshall calls “boug-mobiles,” and somehow things immediately spiral. Marshall hates modern car manuals, makes a religious joke…
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Delightful Frothy Puke
Marshall kicks things off with a warning: this episode contains adult content (which… yeah, fair). Gunter calls him out for declaring yet another "very special…
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I Hate Illinois Nazis
Marshall had a dream… and Gunter died. But don’t worry—there was a spreadsheet involved. Gunter calls him out for not being that devastated, and somehow ends…
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Prepping the Welsh
Marshall’s got gripes—this time it’s Gen Z, drug names, and German cars. He swears he’s not talking politics, but we go from Bernie Mac to Jimmy Carter in…
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Penises and Popscicles
Marshall opens strong with his usual disclaimer—he claims no responsibility. Gunter’s got penis questions inspired by TikTok videos, and somehow Ding Dongs…
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Marshmallows for Dinner
Marshall is once again confused why anyone thinks this podcast is funny—but hey, here we are. Gunter debuts a new designer purse, and Marshall roasts it with…
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The Funny Uncle
Marshall and Gunter recount getting stared down at dinner—probably because their religion convo went one bridge too far. Marshall has a bold vision for a mega…
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Boob Job Fell Flat
Marshall’s in rare form—singing, dancing, and questioning whether Britney Spears got a boob job in 1997 (he has thoughts). He breaks down his signature dance…
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Hearing Aids Prevent Porn
Marshall has questions about Apple’s AirPods-as-hearing-aids commercial, but somehow, that spirals into a Christmas ad where he predicts a kid’s future as a…
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How Do You Advertise Perfume?
Marshall compares his rants to Sherman’s fiery destruction of Georgia—so, you know, subtle as always. He and Gunter reflect on their favorite Chili’s waitress…
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Season 2 is coming soon
Season 2 of Northern Aggression is coming next week! Marshall and Gunter are back—still unfiltered, still mostly off-topic, and now officially reachable at…
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Bonus Episode: Sorry, Shasta
In this behind-the-scenes bonus, Marshall and Gunter reveal how the podcast was almost named “Sorry Shasta.” It all started with a test episode, a passionate…
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BONUS EPISODE!!!
It’s a bonus episode, because we love you (and because Season 2 is almost here). Marshall and Gunter attempt to tell the story of how the podcast got its name……
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Trailer for Season 2
The Northern Aggression Podcast is back, and somehow, we’ve gotten even more unhinged. Marshall’s rants are hotter than Sherman’s march, Gunter still can’t…
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Thank You for Joining Us for Season 1
Somehow, we made it through Season 1—unfiltered, unhinged, and mostly un-canceled. Thanks to everyone who listened, laughed, cringed, and questioned their life…
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Give Me Something To Believe In
Marshall is completely off the rails. First, he’s furious that the cleaner moved his stuff. Then, he takes us on a wild ride through his son’s religious youth…
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A Special Episode
Marshall and Gunter channel those ‘90s sitcom very special episodes—but with Marshall’s signature humor still fully intact. They tackle the heavy topic of…
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Still Stuck: Fashion, Swifties, and Salad Bar Lyrics
Still stranded in Detroit airport, Marshall and Gunter keep the people-watching alive. Marshall questions women’s fashion, swears he won’t be offensive (lies)…
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TSA - Why is this taking so long?
Marshall and Gunter are trapped in Detroit airport for 8 hours and making the most of it. From Marshall’s security adventure to world-class people watching…
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Sheep, Tourists, and Icelandic Shenanigans
Marshall and Gunter take their chaos international — straight to Iceland. Gunter's unexpectedly furious at the sheep, while Marshall can't get over the…
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Franch
Marshall roasts Gunter’s accent, Gunter fires back about his mumbling, and somehow, they end up debating the TV choices at a Korean chicken joint. Marshall…
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What's In a Name?
Back on the road and back on their bullshit, Marshall and Gunter dive into yet another round of unhinged theories—starting with Marshall’s suspicion about…
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Blowing Seeds and Regulators
Marshall and Gunter hit the road in Ohio, but as usual, the real journey is the conversation. Gunter tries—really tries—to keep things rational, but Marshall…
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Headlines and Questionable Food Choices
Gunter dives back into the internet’s finest headlines, but the real chaos starts when she casually admits to putting sugar in her mac and cheese. Naturally…
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Hortosexual
It all starts with a simple slip of the tongue, and from there, it’s total chaos. Gunter’s misspeak sends Marshall spiraling down a rabbit hole of childhood…
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Stealing Straws and the GOOD Ice
Gunter brings the headlines, and Marshall brings the rage. This episode covers the hard-hitting issues: a woman caught in a high-stakes straw heist at…
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Sediment and Skidmarks
Marshall and Gunter take a trip to a Livermore Valley winery, but the only thing flowing more than the wine is Marshall’s frustration. As they navigate…