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You're Not Clean Until You're Bidet Clean
Marshall and Gunter are planning a bathroom remodel—and surprise! It quickly spirals into chaos. Marshall starts by raging about how we’re not supposed to call it the “master” bathroom anymore. Gunter’s dream bathroom includes a luxurious Japanese toilet with all the bells and bidet whistles, but Marshall is not on board—especially with the heated seat and the price tag. He accuses her of going full bougie, especially after the car situation.
Marshall’s confused about how a toilet can cost thousands. Gunter tries to explain, but he’s already launched into a soggy toilet paper rant. While she…
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