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The Swimsuit Area
Marshall kicks off the episode with an unexpected but oddly heartfelt PSA about colonoscopies. Don’t worry—he still manages to make it weird.
Things escalate quickly into a dual rant about short shorts. Marshall is particularly incensed by high-rise short shorts and claims to have applied math to explain why they’re wrong. Gunter’s not impressed—and she’s got her own beef with short shorts on men. No one is safe from their judgment.
Marshall then takes a theological turn, declaring that God clearly doesn’t like sports… especially baseball. Why? He has his reasons. Bat flipping is…
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