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10 Things We Hate About Your Movie
We watch a movie every week and decide the top 10 reasons we hate it. Our opinions matter because of... I don't know... COVID or the Ukrainians or whatever.. Remember when opinions didn't matter? Now they'll let anyone have a podcast. Seriously. We're terrible. Don't listen. Also, we do top 3 loves of the movie. Also, please, listen.
Episodes
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieHalloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge (2001)
The October SpookTWOcular continues with the exciting, thrilling, and much anticipated sequel to Halloweentown (one word). We went looking for the meaning of…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieGremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)
We're back for Season 3! And October is SpookTWOcular.... Which just means we're watching the 2nd movies in a horror franchise. We're not even trying anymore…
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Season 3 Trailer: Chaseface (Cha-suh-face)
Season 3 is coming. accept it
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Top Ten Loves for Season 2
Lay back and accept it. This is happening. Enjoy
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Top Ten Hates for Season 2
We reveal our most hated movies of the season. We watched 45 movies this season. Chaseface probably like 25-30. Justin has some deep cut trivia from our season…
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The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984)
Yes.. Anything goes August goes out with a tap. Buckaroo Banzai is a half-American, half-Japanese brain surgeon, rock star, crime-fighting ninja who has…
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Parental Guidance (2012)
Anything Goes August still in effect, Justin chose this movie because he was an extra in it. Terrible film and it made bank... All of you people are the reason…
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Thank You for Smoking (2005)
I wrote out a whole big funny description for this episode and it got deleted somehow. All I remember was Katie Holmes' face. It's not the worst but oddly…
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7 Days in Hell (2015)
A documentary about the longest tennis match in ever. Does a great job exploring the two players involved, their highs and lows, backgrounds, and arch. You…
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Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)
We're finally done with movies with two names in the title. What a silly theme. Only half of us watched this one. Bad drive-in experience ruined all the 4th…
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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Last movie with two names in a title month. Ending on a middle note. Its fine. Its not as good as you remember it but its fine. OH and Justin has chase hates…
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Tom and Huck (1995)
Two names in a title month continues with Disney's Tom and Huck. Things I learned from this movie: Hard work is worse than death, Mark Twain, or should I say…
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Celeste & Jesse Forever (2012)
Yes... the month of watching movies with two names in a title continues with CJ Forevs. That's what I call it. CJ Forevs. Anywho, this movie sucked. It's not…
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When Harry Met Sally (1989)
July is two names in a movie title month. Its like gay pride month but with two names in a movie title instead of all the gay sex... We start with a bang…
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Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves (1997)
The last film in in the Proud month of Dad. Its all about shrinking your bodies but growing your heart. That's a good line. I should have wrote this film WHICH…
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John Q (2002)
It's still Dad month for us, so what better way to celebrate fathers than committing felonies while commenting on the healthcare system in such an odd way. Its…
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Getting Even with Dad (1994)
Macauley Culkin reprises his role of Kevin McCallister except he goes by a different name and his family is different. But all the other pieces are there... Oh…
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Seed of Chucky (2004)
What the Chuck?!?!? No Nick or Ash2k ? That's alright because you've got Justin and Chaseface and our favorite Good Guy Doll Dad...Chucky. It's Father's month…
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Final Destination 5 (2011)
Even more destinationy than the previous 4. Death really doesn't make a whole lot of sense in this movie... He (or she but probably not) gives obvious hints to…
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Leprechaun in the Hood (2000)
Continuing May's theme of 5ths in a franchise, we have Leprechaun 5: in the hood. Starts off not too bad and nosedives immediately. It's like what a hollywood…
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Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)
5ths in a franchise continues with Resident Evil: Retribution. Some of us enjoyed it more than others and Justin struggles with it. Like a lot. He gets very…
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Star Wars: Episode V - Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Cuz of May the fifth be with you or something. Anyway, we're doing 5ths in a franchise. Starting with the greatest 5 of all time with the exception of the…
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Fear (1996)
Fear? More like Smear? Am i right? This movie... I'm glad Reesepril is over with this abandoned rotting leprosatic limb of a movie. nailed it. At least Reese…
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Cruel Intentions (1999)
Aprispoon month continues. You know, the month of Reese Witherspoon movies. This one is gross. A lot of Epstein vibes. A Dan Schneider joint.. am i right? Why…
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Sweet Home Alabama (2002)
April is Reese Witherspoon month.. Obviously. Reesepril or Apreese? Maybe Aprilspoon? It doesn't matter. We'll run a contest to name the month or something…
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Surf Ninjas (1993)
The name says it all.. Ninjas ninjaing on the surf. It tells the story of Ernie Reyes Jr's early life, his search for his origins, and his clairvoyant…
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Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (1995)
This one is oozing with action, adventure, thrilling moments, teenage sexual exploitation, sci-fi goodness, and laughs... Not the movie; this podcast…
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Kiss of the Dragon (2001)
Marchial Arts month continues with Kiss of the Dragon. Just a few months before 9/11, the movie, Kiss of the Dragon, graced the silver screen. Jet Li plays an…
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Mortal Kombat (1995)
It's Marchial Arts! We combined the month of March with Martial Arts. Its a play-on-words. So we're watching movies with Martial Arts in them. Now that we've…
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Iron Man 3 (2013)
A marvel movie to round out Shane Black History Month. Also, the resident marvel fan, Chaseface, not available.. So, Justin and Nick gut through this one the…
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Monster Squad (1987)
Shane Black History Month continues with Monster Squad. A feel good romp for the whole family. Because the monsters are very inadequate as monsters. But good…
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Lethal Weapon (1987)
Continuing Shane Black history month with a classic Christmas story about a man down on his luck (his wife died). The only thing that keeps him going is an…
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Predator (1987)
Nick is back! Arnold is back! Shane is Black! We are celebrating Shane Black History month with a movie he’s barely in. Be prepared for f bombs, a bombs, and…
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Face/Off (1997)
Johnwooary ends with Face/Off. Puck/Drop. Blue/Line. High/Sticking. According to John Woo the slash turned away all of the hockey enthusiasts because as we all…
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Broken Arrow (1996)
Jonhwooary fights on without Nicolas! We finally caved in under the amount of Nick related hate mail and he’s not part of this show. So listen to Chase explain…
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Hard Target (1993)
It's John-Woo-ary. Its like January but with an asian... JCVD classic. The muscles from Brussels with a leg that's registered as a lethal weapon. The diabetes…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieThe Santa Clause (1994)
A special guest for a mediocre (at best) Christmas movie. Its not as good as you remember... But its Christmas, so whatever..
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieSaved by the Bell: Home for Christmas (1991)
A Justin request. Justin's home in the 1990's exclusively played TBS. TBS played a lot of Saved by the Bell i.e. Justin loves Saved by the bell... Its fun but…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieHome Alone (1990)
A holiday classic... Too good to hate? Maybe a little..
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieChristmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure (2003)
The absolute worst movie in ever... No redeeming qualities. Justin's idea... This movie is a sham. Seriously, why would this ever have been made? Who is this…
10 Things We Hate About Your Movie8 Mile (2002)
Another one for Rapsgiving. This time its the classic Eminem vehicle, 8 mile. Awkward sex scenes, brittany murphy sucking hard, and some good music. Justin…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieFriday (1995)
RapsGiving continues as we try to again expose Justin to black culture. He just hates it for some reason... Things get heated in this one. Don't miss the…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieTaylor Swift Eras (2023)
That is correct... We watched TS Eras Tour: The Movie. It was out of obligation. May God forgive us for our sins.. Anyways, we have a special guest. Just…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieExit Wounds (2001)
Continuing the Rapsgiving month, we have Exit Wounds. Who's worse, DMX or Steven Seagal, or Justin? Turns out, Justin hates DMX which means he's a racist…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieHalloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)
A special episode for Halloween with a special guest. More god-awful slasher BS. This may be one of the worst we've watched. Paul Rudd is in it for some…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieBONUS: ITpisode (IT (1990))
All about IT from 2 people you don't normally hear together.. No Nick, No Chase, better podcast... Oh and Stephen King is a f*ckin weirdo. Please, listen; we…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieDr. Giggles (1992)
We're continuing our masked killer theme and it's not as bad as you would think.. Some laughs, some tears, and all heart, literally. Justin shares things that…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieHappy Death Day (2017)
Continuing our masked killer theme, we decided to watch this one. 2 hours of pure gold except its a repeat of the first 10 minutes over and over and over and…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieFriday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)
Jason, Hitler, Alice Cooper lyrics, and crotch shots... Things that sound better on paper than in real life. Also, what you can expect in a podcast about…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieScream (1996)
Justin has slashes for a slasher... He came (ejaculated) 5 minutes in and rallied (set his spentness and tiredness aside) for the rest of the podcast. The…
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Top Ten Loves of Season 1
Our top ten beloved movies from Season 1. 44 movies to choose from. Spoiler alert Chaseface f*cks our list up.. Having Justin math doesn't help either.. Justin…
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Top Ten Hates of Season 1
Our top ten hated movies from this season. 44 movies to choose. Which one will be number 1. If you listen, you know... Chaseface jukes the stats. Obviously. We…
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Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Chaseface choice... He wants to stay relevant in social circles so Paul Reubens dies and now we're watching Pee-wee. It's fine... A couple of us are passionate…
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Demolition Man (1993)
One of the greatest satires of our time... No, but can be hilarious if viewed in the right lens. Justin always goes straight for gross-out sex jokes... He's…
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
No Chase equals episode off the rails.. Nick and Justin go off script so prepare yourself. It's terrible. So much to love so much to hate. Why is schizophrenia…
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Beethoven (1992)
What do happy people and this episode have in common? ....No Chase... Got 'em. But we have a special guest and you still have Nick and Justin. Beethoven? not…
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Turner & Hooch (1989)
Snoozers... Reginald VelJohnson only plays a cop ever... Well... in his off-time he plays a dad. This is just one big cliché... Also, there's more peanut…
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Cujo (1983)
Dog days of summer = dog movies... So, Cujo makes sense. One of the hosts will teach you about the serious nature of financial abuse.. Look it up.. And the…
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Thir13en Ghosts (2001)
Nick didn't watch this hunk of crap... Thank god.. Shannon Elizabeth is in it and she's hot, right? I think so... Justin doesn't care for her. Kind of…
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One Eight Seven (1997)
Why does Nick get on his high horse? F*ckin Deerhunter? Seriously... Thank god for Samuel L. Jackson and Kevin's dad. Why would criminals, even juvenile ones…