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10 Things We Hate About Your Movie
We watch a movie every week and decide the top 10 reasons we hate it. Our opinions matter because of... I don't know... COVID or the Ukrainians or whatever.. Remember when opinions didn't matter? Now they'll let anyone have a podcast. Seriously. We're terrible. Don't listen. Also, we do top 3 loves of the movie. Also, please, listen.
Episodes
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House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
Creepy kid / whatever Chaseface wants month continues with this pile of Robert Cummings excrement. Terrible movie. And Gross for no other reason than to shock…
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Little Evil (2017)
We picked a creepy-kid movie and got a soft paycheck job where the kid mostly stands there. Brad Williams gets one joke and dies. It starts by spoiling its own…
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Interview with the Vampire (1994)
Creepy Kirsten stars in Creepy Kid month. This one is way worse than you remember. I remember being told this was good as a kid... It's not. Brad Pitt's worst…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieThe Good Son (1993)
Creepy kid month continues with Home alone 1.5: The Good Son. Spoiler, their is no good son because the adults suck. Enjoy!
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieThe Shining (1980)
Its October so we have to do horror movies.. Every year... At least its The Shining. The movie proves that with a lot of vision and understanding of film and a…
10 Things We Hate About Your Movie10 Things I hate about You (1999)
Movie 200!!!! Thats right. We've watched 200 "films" and then recorded our discussion of hating them. So much anger and spite for an art form that brings joy…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieStarship Troopers (1997)
Season 5 baby!!! 199 movies. This one is about a young cyberfootball player who's drawn into a war he doesn't quite understand but some skirt.. Enjoy!
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Top Ten Loves for Season 4
60 movies, a lot of crap, but a few gems this season.
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Top Ten Hates for Season 4
60 movies this season and these are the worst... And they are bad... Enjoy
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieThe Stuff (1985) – Season 4 Finale
A mysterious white goo bubbles up from the earth, gets instantly marketed as America’s newest dessert sensation, and proceeds to turn half the country into…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieBONUS: Marci X (2003)
Lisa Kudrow inherits a hip-hop label, decides to reform a gangsta rapper who isn’t particularly gangsta, and somehow this costs $20 million. We break down the…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieObsession (2026)
The Indie smash hit that took the world by storm... I don't get it. Its fine..
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Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Anything goes August is upon us and that includes Gay Cowboys rustling up love with each other instead of sheep. Its fine. A little lengthy for forbidden…
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Toy Story (1995)
T-O-Y July is now over.. Finally.. At least Toy Stories are decent movies.. This is the best one. And now we're done but not without spending a little more…
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Toy Story 2 (1999)
Only one more left after this in T-O-Y July... Thank god.. Its Toy story so see previous episodes.. Its all the same except I think there is more shit talk in…
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BONUS: Small Soldiers (1998)
The theme is toys so all toys storys and a bonus of Small Soldiers. Not as good as you remember. Requires a lot of forgiveness from the audience but still has…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieToy Story 3 (2010)
3rd in the the chapter for T-O-Y July or Toy-lye or whatever. Its toys.. This one gets a little real. Enjoy!
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieToy Story 4 (2019)
T-O-Y July rolls on... We given up on being clever. We're doing all the Toy Stories in backwards order because science. This one is on the same plane as TS5…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieToy Story 5 (2026)
July is all about toys for some reason... We're going to watch all the Toy Story Movies in reverse order because subversion? 5 was not bad but we'll see what…
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BONUS: The Grey Man (2022)
Because grey is a color. This is it. No more color rush movies..
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Pink Panther (2006)
Color rush month gives us this.... The Pink Panther... I don't get it.
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Red Eye (2005)
Color Rush month continues with a Wes Craven joint. Wes Craven movies suck... There.. no more ifs or buts or giving him time or second chances.. His movies are…
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BONUS: White Noise(2005)
Ashton just had to watch White Noise for her birthday... Well happy birthday. Sorry your movie is so lame.. Justin sticks to what he knows.. you'll see. Great…
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Blue Thunder (1983)
Baby face Daniel Stern and the guy from Jaws star in this exciting, fast paced, on the edge of your seat helicopter thriller! All but Chase hated it. Enjoy!
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Red Sonja (1985)
June is Color Rush month. Its colors in the movie title because why not. Red Sonja on account of her red hair. This is like Flash Gordon level. Its so bad but…
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Willow (1988)
Finally... Midget May is over and we go out with a small bang. Some redemption for the little folk. An actual movie with midgets playing real characters and…
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Time Bandits (1981)
Midget May lives on! No more bonus episodes this month.. we think. This week we watched Time Bandits and some of us wish we could bandit our time back from…
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BONUS: Twister (1996)
Just for Justin's Bday. The Justinless cast hates the last movie Justin saw with his dad and celebrate him in the same breath.
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Tiptoes (2002/04/06)
May the Midget be with you month continues on with this thing. What is this movie? Gary Oldman as a rebel dwarf with a heart of gold. Matthew McConaughey as a…
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Under the Rainbow (1981)
Its Midget May! Because even the halfsies deserve the spotlight. We start off with a blatant exploitation of those horny little guys. 150 midgets and all we…
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BONUS! Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Happy Star Wars Day! To honor it, we bash this movie. May the 4th be with you.
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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024)
It's the end of Catherine O'Hara remembrance month. We had to squeeze this one in for Chase and it wasn't as terrible as Ashton thought!
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For Your Consideration (2006)
Its still Catherine O'Hara month and this movie actually has Catherine in it for more than 5 minutes. Its a mockumentary. If you don't like those or don't know…
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Monster House (2006)
This is weak one for Catherine O'Hara month.. She's in it less than Nick Cannon.... Which is some bullshit. Its really just because Justin loves cartoons. He's…
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Penelope (2006)
It's Catherine O'Hara month and Ashton's pick was the Amazing Pig Girl. God help this movie... Christina Ricci has a pig nose and needs to get married, but…
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Beetlejuice (1988)
Its April O'Hara month! We started off pretty strong for once. Enjoy!
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Ed (1996)
Thank god this month is over... The final movie starting a Friends cast member and its Ed.... A story about Matt LeBlanc, a monkey, and backdoor wheeling and…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieBONUS! Friday the 13th part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)
Its Friday the 13th so we watched Friday the 13th. again. They are all terrible movies. This one is misleading. Also, we answer a lot of questions that the…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieLeprechaun (1992)
We continue with this month's theme of Friends cast in a starring movie role... We've run out of ideas.. Leprechaun sucks. Jennifer Anniston is ok in this. Its…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieAlmost Heroes (1998)
Friends cast member in a movie month!!!!!!!! First up, this shit with Matthew Perry and Chris Farley. It sucks, but we watched it. Enjoy.
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Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse (2018)
Ending Webruary with a banger. Doing loves instead of hates just feels wrong, but this one was a little easier. Actually not bad even though it has a…
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The Net (1995)
Webruary continues with the world wide variety. Sandy B saves the world with a Tough Book. They tried to warn us in the mid 90s that the internet will kill…
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Jason X (2001/2002)
Friday the 13th BONUS! Let me just give a brief synopsis. Jason, the supernatural machete wielding psycho killer, is cryogenically frozen for 450 years. He's…
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Arachnophobia (1990)
Webruary continues with spider webs... Real spiders, Real on-location footage, and Real John Goodman. Thank god for Dan. There is an odd amount of ball-cupping…
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Ingrid Goes West (2017)
Webruary. Its like February but with webs either spider or world wide . This one is the latter. Also, because its February, we're doing 10 things we LOVE. Its…
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My Girl (1991)
Song Title Movie Month is finally over and we end with what you think is a classic.. but its not. Killing Kevin is the only thing that saved this movie. Also…
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Stand By Me (1986)
No Nick. No Ashton. No more semen jokes...finally! Sit down and enjoy a more mature discussion centered around four prepubescent boys stripping down to their…
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Pet Sematary (1989)
In this episode Justin gets a mysterious phone call.... Is it a prank call? Is it his ex wife calling to reconcile? Is it his father calling to repair their…
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Pretty Woman (1990)
JAMSuary. We're doing song title/movie title. Don't overthink it. We're running out of ideas... We start with a 90's classic. However, I'm not sure why it's a…
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I'll be Home for Christmas (1998)
A JTT joint. This movie is an allegory for Chase's life. Doesn't matter how you do it as long as you get there in the end. For instance, you can lie about a…
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My Secret Santa (2025) BONUS!
My Secret Santa really encapsulates the spirit of Christmas and we discuss that here. This movie brought us so much joy and we take that energy straight from…
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How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
It's the third movie in Christmas in a title month and this week we watched Chaseface's favorite classic Christmas movie, The Grinch! Did the rest of us like…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieA Christmas Carol (1984)
A Believer, an agnostic, and an Atheist walk into a bar... I don't remember the rest but the Atheist was memed to death and is in hell. Merry Christmas!
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieChristmas Story 2 (2012)
Christmas!! This movie had to have been made knowing that the mayan calendar was ending and the world would never see this god awful movie. Thanks, Justin....
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Milk Money (1994)
Uhhhh.... Happy Thanksgiving, here's a movie about some milk. Sorry it's a day late.
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Ice Cream Man (1995)
Another week, another Foodvember movie... Its all junk food too. First it was jawbreaker then candyman, and now this piece of garbage about an ice cream…