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10 Things We Hate About Your Movie
We watch a movie every week and decide the top 10 reasons we hate it. Our opinions matter because of... I don't know... COVID or the Ukrainians or whatever.. Remember when opinions didn't matter? Now they'll let anyone have a podcast. Seriously. We're terrible. Don't listen. Also, we do top 3 loves of the movie. Also, please, listen.
Episodes
- 10 Things We Hate About Your Movie
Candyman (1992)
Foodvember! I'm not explaining it again. check last episode. Candyman, the story of a former slave turned black on black poltergeist. Almost a good movie. Few…
- 10 Things We Hate About Your Movie
Jawbreaker (1999)
Foodvember!!! Its November but with food, so movies with food in the title, so candy, so Jawbreaker.... Is it suppose to be funny? Tune in and find out.... Its…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieHalloween 3: Season of the Witch
The finale of Witch Please! month... Thank god. Which is what all these movies need. Jesus. Not the worst Halloween movie, but 70's porn vibes really bring it…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieDeath Becomes Her (1992)
Witch Please! Month with maybe a witch in this one. Not certain. Its more like death becomes them.. am i right? Its fine. Good actors, mediocre script, and…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieSeason of the Witch (2011)
Witch Please! Month continues with this Nic Cage vehicle. Historical epic with adventure, depth, and whimsy. A must watch for any plague enthusiast. This…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieHouse of the Devil (2009)
Witch Please! I think there's a witch in this movie... Was it Snoke's (Snoke from "Last Jedi") mom? Same gross face.. Making devil babies.. Snoozers... This…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieThe Craft (1996)
Witch please!! Month. Its October - so movies that have stank ass witches in them. This movie is not as good as you remember. However, if you remember that it…
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Tango and Cash (1989)
What a way to welcome in the 90s. Last movie released in theaters in 1989. How fitting. Saying goodbye to Laker dominance, aids, crack, Berlin wall, Steve…
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Armed and Dangerous (1986)
Season 4 baby! JUSTIN IS DIFFERENT!!!!!!!!!!!
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Top Ten Loves for Season 3
There were movies that we enjoyed this season. Here they are. 49 to choose from but only 10 make it. So long Season 3. Enjoy!
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Top Ten Hates for Season 3
We watched 49 movies this season and Chase was present for nearly all of them! Here we discuss some of the worst ones and use a brackett system and a little of…
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Jaws (1975)
Anything goes August and Season 3 is at an end. The movie is fine. Shark personification. He has vengeance in his heart, but he's also shy. A few shark related…
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Clue (1985)
Its a movie about a board game. Justin's favorite board game. Not to be confused with his favorite bored game... Touching himself to Saved by the Bell. This…
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Hudson Hawk (1991)
Anything goes August and Chase chooses a banger. How did Andie McDowell keep getting work...? Justin. He loves it when girls talk dolphin to him. Enjoy!
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Howard the Duck (1986)
Anything goes August is here and for our first selection... A midget in a duck costume that arrives to Earth through the interdimensional rift via laser…
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Jurassic World: Rebirth (2025)
Thank god Jurassic July is over... But it ends with this mess of a movie...
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Jurassic World (2015)
Another Jurassic July movie. This one is fine. We only have one more this month after this one. We regret everything....
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Jurassic Park 3 (2001)
Alan Grant is back with another banger! JK. This movie is bad. The stars of this film are divided into two tribes, people and raptors. They are given a small…
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The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)
Lost World sucks. Now its out there and that's that
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Jurassic Park (1993)
Jurassic July! Its where, in the month of July, we watch Jurassic Park movies and list 10 things we hate about them. Can't-miss Podcast. Don't be the only one…
- 10 Things We Hate About Your Movie
Commando (1985)
Athlete Movie Month comes to an end with Chase selecting this one cuz Arnold is Mr. Universe. I guess it counts. Its fun ride with no meat at all. Arnold lifts…
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Space Jam (1996)
Athlete Movie Month continues with arguably one of the greatest athletes of all time, Wayne Knight. Golf, basketball, dinosaurs.. you name it, this movie has…
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(BONUS) Friday the 13th Top 13 Jason Kills!
Justin and Chase secretly made a bonus episode due to Nick and Ashton's disdain for the Friday the 13th franchise. Nick hates the franchise due to its…
- 10 Things We Hate About Your Movie
Double Team (1997)
Athlete Movie Month continues with another NBA champion, Dennis "The Worm" Rodman. Where to begin with this one... Convolution meets contradiction in this…
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Kazaam (1996)
It's Athlete Movie Month because why not. So we start with the Shaq vehicle, "Kazaam". He's a genie with stupid-fresh hip-hop style. Be forewarned, there are…
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Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)
Because Justin loves this movie franchise for some reason... This movie sucks. Michael is now motivated by emotion for some reason, evil is transferable…
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Return of the Living Dead (1985)
Some of us liked it more than others... Enjoy!
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Point of No Return (1993)
"Return" Month (return of the jedi... May 4th...) continues with the point of none of it. Its what I thought was an action movie but not really. Its like a…
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Batman Returns (1992)
May the Fourth... so we did Jedi and the rest of the movies have "return" in the title... idk.. who cares? I bet you can't guess which character Justin spanked…
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Return of the Jedi (1983)
Here we have one of our favies return of the jedi. Nick has a lot of fun while shaking yoda and laughs way too much. Justin and Chase barely talk at all and…
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Homeward Bound 2: Lost in San Francisco (1996)
We end Parkinson's awareness month with this.... terrible movie. No one wanted this movie; no one needed this movie. We love Michael J, but this ain't it…
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The Frighteners (1996)
We're shaking and spilling our way through Parkinson's Awareness month with another Michael J. joint. This one is has everything; ghosts, serial killers…
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Teen Wolf (1985)
Parkinson's Month continues with another Michael J. jam. He turns into a wolf and is even more cool in high school. He better be thanking his lucky stars that…
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The Hard Way (1991)
April is Parkinson's awareness month so Michael J Fox movies made sense. Muhammad Ali just doesn't have the catalog. I guess we could watch his fights and list…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieBlack Dynamite (2009)
Charch (Chase and March combined) is coming to a close. Far worse than regular red dynamite; black dynamite will blow suckas away. Same with black kung fu…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieRavenous (1999)
Charch is afoot. Its the month of March combined with the name Chase because Chase is choosing movies this month.. The month of March. 2025. And this week, its…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieMiami Connection (1987)
Chase Month continues with a banger. I don't even know how to describe this movie. Terrible in all the right ways. The awe of this movie would not allow for…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieHackers (1995)
Its Chase Month. God help us all. He's picking all the films this month based on the high impact of the films in his life. Which means we need to prepare…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieThe Fifth Element (1997)
Its the Fifth Element and we love it. Don't worry, we get back to hates next week. That is all.
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieStargate (1994)
SciFi-bruary continues as we list the ten things we LOVE cuz Valentines. I think this one gets rowdy. I don't really remember. I'm sure it's a fine episode…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieSerenity (2005)
Continuing SciFibruary and top ten loves, today we have Serenity. Its got action, intensity, pretty sweet special effects, rape-first cannibals, government…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieDark City (1998)
It's SciFi-bruary! Finally... So, SciFi movies. AND In honor of St. Valentine, a 3rd century Roman clergyman who's skull is on display in Rome and is the…
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Empire Records (1995)
JAMSuary is finally coming to an end. Thank God. What do all the following have in common: A dog with headphones, a cat with sunglasses, a lemur with a jacket…
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Coyote Ugly (2000)
Its a movie with music as an element to the film, so we watched it for JAMSuary. I'm sick, so this is all you get for a description. It's coyote ugly... what…
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Cannibal! The Musical (1993)
JAMSuary forges on with a little hidden gem of a musical. This movie is like the mighty and majestic giraffe. It looks weird and has oddly weird features and…
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Streets of Fire (1984)
JAMSuary continues with a Rock & Roll fable set in another time and another place. A story about young Willem Dafoe who's only dream was to make fly-fishing…
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Sister Act (1992)
JAMSuary is here! That means we're watching movies with music being an element of the movie. This movie.... The Whoopster (as Justin refers to her when he's…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieHot Frosty (2024)
I know what you're thinking... Another movie about going to a Wendy's in Miami on Fourth of July. You could not be more wrong. Its about a chiseled snow…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieJack Frost (1997)
I guess we're doing Snowman movies.... Another Jack Frost. Its different than the last one. Felt like a teenager wrote it, a 9 year old filmed it, and weirdo…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieJack Frost (1998)
Jack Frost... This movie cost $85 million. Michael Keaton plays a 40 something trying to break in to the music industry with The Jack Frost Band playing the…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieSanta's Slay (2005)
December is here, and its a time when we celebrate Jesus's birthday by watching movies that have a slight connection to it starting with "Santa's Slay"…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieThe SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)
Hey, all you Goofy Goobers out there! I've got one word for you... Hey! Now that I've got you, I have more words. This buddy comedy tells the tale of two buddy…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieGood Burger (1997)
Good Burger. Soooooooo... Justin's favorite was Dan Schneider. End of description.
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieSeries of Unfortunate Events (2004)
Nickelodeon November continues with a Jim Carrey vehicle... Post 9/11 Jim Carrey sucks. There. Now its out there. Seriously, go look at his catalog. Its real…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieHarriet the Spy (1996)
Nickelodeon November! Its similar to no-shave November except you shave and watch a Nickelodeon movie. Which is an odd statement. We start the month off with a…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieHalloween II (1981)
The SpookTWOcular finally ends... with a less of a bang and more of a thud. Halloween II sucks. You know they made like 14 of these effing movies!? These are…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieScream 2 (1997)
The SpookTWOcular continues with Scream 2. If you're unfamiliar, Scream is a terrible slasher franchise that thinks its clever but its not. This one is no…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieSpecies II (1998)
The 3rd entry in our October SpookTWOcular (2nd films in a horror franchise). This one is not as good as you remember it to be. It was fine in '98.... We find…