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10 Things We Hate About Your Movie
We watch a movie every week and decide the top 10 reasons we hate it. Our opinions matter because of... I don't know... COVID or the Ukrainians or whatever.. Remember when opinions didn't matter? Now they'll let anyone have a podcast. Seriously. We're terrible. Don't listen. Also, we do top 3 loves of the movie. Also, please, listen.
Episodes
- 10 Things We Hate About Your Movie
The 6th Day (2000)
Why is Michael Rapaport in anything? The XFL is a pipe dream and everyone knows it.... Why are frosted tips relevant? How about a ReWife? Am I right? Why does…
- 10 Things We Hate About Your Movie
Air Force One (1997)
July is numbers month... We wanted to do Jew-ly and watch jew movies but chase (of course) chose numbers.. 2 hours of commentary on a bad action blockbuster…
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Sixteen Candles (1984)
Who picked this movie? Who didn't show up? Who has the face only Rocky Dennis could love? And honestly who gives a f*ck? Lots of sideways rants and off-topic…
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
Chase loves it... So prepare yourselves.. Its a Chase episode. We're bringing "Tranny" back. Or is it Trannie? Doesn't matter.. its fun to say. Does that make…
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13 Going on 30 (2004)
Who disagrees with the rules of this magic? Why is Subway Jared relevant? Did you see that documentary on him? That guy is a piece of garbage... Sick…
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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
Another long HP podcast... Who says, "Ron is just a big ugly ginger dick"? Who does not care for the instant magic teleporting "rules"? Why is it okay to bind…
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Friday the Thirteenth: The Final Chapter (1984)
Another terrible horror movie... Who gets erections watching this film? Spoiler.. Justin and Chaseface. Why is old porn more appropriate than this film? Who…
- 10 Things We Hate About Your Movie
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
Continuing our 4th in a franchise May theme because we hate ourselves... Its a different f*ckin shark.. Nonsensical. A lot of sexual innuendo amongst family…
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Star Wars: A New Hope (1977)
Luke's relatives? More like skelatives... Am I right? Who is disappointed in the HR department on the death star? Did Anakin's Mom get Force Raped? it does…
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Vampires (1998)
Full disclosure.. Its only Nick and Justin.. Lame.. A rare miss from JC. No, not Jesus Christ.. John Carpenter. Vampires without sparkles and brooding demeanor…
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They Live (1988)
Continuing Easter-->Jesus-->Carpenter-->John Carpenter month. Chaseface was on point. A rare feat.. First transgender woman in a movie excepted as a woman??…
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Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
A 10 things first.... The episode is completely upended. But Chaseface is still Chaseface... Justin has to rethink all of his experiences with Mortal Kombat…
- 10 Things We Hate About Your Movie
The Number 23 (2007)
Better movie if Brad Clitt is in it... Simple math + Mental retardation + Jim Carrey = The Number 23. Who get Fingerlinged at the zoo? Also, a ghost dog and a…
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Reefer Madness (1936)
Good lord.. Spoiler Alert: Terrible film.... Nick does his best to create a 1930's environment and fails. Chase reverts to his teenage angst and gives a…
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Freeway (1996)
A Mesquita is not what you think... Do we get a classic Chase hate? Yes... Who loves Brooke Shields blowing jelly out of her head? Why is this movie called…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieScream 6 (2023)
Why does Justin like these movies? Is this better or worse than 5? Where does this Scream rank according to Justin? You fuck with our Podcast, You die! Also…
- 10 Things We Hate About Your Movie
Cocaine Bear (2023)
Why is a bear high on coke funny? Elsa and Olof in a rated R movie? Did Keri Russell get hotter with time? Does character actress Margo Martindale steal the…
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Six Days, Seven Nights (1998)
How huge is David Schwimmer's acting range? Who are Anne Heche's two guest stars? Would this have been a better movie if it were a cartoon? Are Pirates real?…
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Entrapment (1999)
Remember Y2K? Catherine Zeta Jones does... Is this the most convoluted movie ever? And who thinks Catherine Zeta Jones is a giant crybaby? Listen....
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How Stella Got her Groove Back (1998)
Is Jittering Jack autistic? Who has jungle fever for Angela Bassett? Why are birds significant? Did she ever not have a groove?
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Twilight (2008)
How many hates can there be? How diverse is Forks, Washington? Who doesn't know how to google? Who's guttural sounds does Justin love? Listen and learn...
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Senseless (1998)
Is David Spade depressed? What horror icon makes a special appearance? Why is corn funny? What is Rip Torn's wife's bra size? Listen and find out!
- 10 Things We Hate About Your Movie
Dungeons & Dragons (2000)
Is this the worst movie we've watched so far? Yes.. Who thinks this is a communist manifesto? Who hates the CGI? No Chase but we have Chase hates. Listen!
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Blankman (1994)
Who's the biggest racist? Who thinks all Wayans' look alike? Does Chase come out of his shell? Nah... Who made margaritas to distract from their racism? Listen…
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Last Boy Scout (1991)
What's it like to watch a movie with Justin? Can Chase produce a cohesive insult? Why the fuck do we bother with Will? Did JFK deserve to die? Listen and Learn!
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Bad Santa (2003)
Who picked this movie but didn't watch it? Is that person an asshole? Does that person deserve to be beaten? It's Will.... Also, Chase might be dead... Listen!
- 10 Things We Hate About Your Movie
Krampus (2015)
Does Will return? Spoiler.. no... Does anyone like this movie? another spoiler.. kinda... Who made jalapeno poppers? Jew jokes? Listen and find out!
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Holiday in Handcuffs (2006)
Who gets a boner from this movie every holiday season? Does Justin like a heavy flow? Who's uncle made questionable home videos? Will Chase go off on an…
- 10 Things We Hate About Your Movie
Long Kiss Goodnight (1996)
Does Will bitch out on us again? Will there be any hates in common? Who's a fan of sodomy? What does Samuel L. Jackson think of this role? Listen and find out!
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Spider-Man (2002)
Will is baking cookies with his mother-in-law, so he's not here... Why is peter the problem with this movie? Is MJ just another white trash statistic? Does…
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Hunger Games (2012)
Why does 3/4's of the crew sound like shit? Which one of us thinks this is better than Sweeney Todd? Can Josh Hutchinson legally qualify for disability as a…
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Sweeney Todd (2007)
The fearsome foursome down to a throbbing threesome. Which member isn't there? Why is Vecna relevant? Who participates in the barber Olympics? Who has grass…
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Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)
The fearsome foursome all together! Some of the obvious hates but also some not so obvious ones. Why do feet play such a pivotal role? How does the foam train…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieHalloween Ends (2022)
Justin, Will, and Chaseface break down our top 10 reasons we hate this movie. Who wants the title to be changed? Who thinks this would work better as a…
10 Things We Hate About Your MovieHalloween (1978)
How can you hate a Halloween classic? You gotta try hard and dig deep. Who’s face disgusted one of us? Who wants a map of Haddonfield? What is the unlikely…
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Trailer
Trailer. First two episodes dropping on October 31st! Halloween (1978) and Halloween Ends!