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The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers journey into the grim darkness of the 41st millenium - playing the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K's "Dark Heresy" TTRPG! Join Inquisitor Lucius Valentyne, and hive-bred siblings Lyric and Alto, as this unlikely trio try to save the Emperor from a cabal of mysterious enemies! This series features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and regular players Ryan…
Episodes
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.25 - Changing Places
The Inquisitorial band arrived at the citadel for the heist. Piper’s (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) disguise caused Gazzy to question his faith in their…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.24 - I Know What You Did
The Inquisitorial band apprised Gazzy Colon of their plan. Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) intimated to Gazzy that the Inquisition’s activities were more…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.23 - Triumph & Despair
The Inquisitorial band have prepared for the heist. Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) proposed that Piper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) impersonate Rancid…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.22 - The Anatomy Of A Heist
The Inquisitorial band found themselves mired in conflict. Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) revealed that she’d precipitated a cold war between Houses Vance…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.21 - A Call From On High
The Inquisitorial band sought out vital information. They confirmed that Gazzy Colon and Lucia Bane’s blood matched their genetic profiles, a book on “The Myth…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.20 - Kournos and Isabella
The Inquisitorial band were caught unawares in an ambush. As the rest of the band scrambled to defend themselves, two Aeldari appeared to Nero (Tom McGee…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.19 - Assassins in the Night
The Inquisitorial band once again heard a psyker-based voice speaking of a Young Count Kournos. Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) remained convinced that Horus was…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.18 - What You Did
A number of bargains were struck with the House leaders. Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) secured Bane’s support and planted a tracker on her, Olianne (Del…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.17 - Threats and Promises
While Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was in surgery, the Hive’s leaders debated how the games should proceed. Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) expressed that the…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.16 - The Inquisition Arrives
The Inquisitorial band flexed their authority to avert disaster. Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) told Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) to kill him and take control…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.15 - We’re Losing Him
Round four of the match escalated for the Inquisitorial band. Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) pulled Skullshield into the arena and revealed his rosette, convincing…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.14 - Speed and Freedom
Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) decided it was more strategic for the band to win the tournament and renegotiated Pedes’s cut of the winnings. Nero (Tom…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.13 - Round Four
Piper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) successfully blinded Markus’s fighters, but it was clear that someone had interfered. Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt)…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.12 - Round Three
The Inquisitorial band survived the second round, but Lucia Bane’s team was left with only one fighter and unlikely to win. This prompted Seth (Tyler Hewitt…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.11 - Round Two
Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) fought valiantly and survived the first wave of combat. Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt)…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.10 - The Games Begin
The revelation of Nero’s (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) mind-wipe has the Inquisitorial band at odds after Piper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) mind-scanned him…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.09 - Negotiations of the Heart
The Inquisitorial band regrouped to share the intelligence they’d gathered. They have gained the services of Ignatious Ironforth of the Adeptus Mechanicus, the…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.08 - Results Are In
Further strides have been made in sussing out the Homo Novis by gathering the candidates’ baseline genetic data. Piper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra)…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.07 - A Seat At The Table
The Inquisitorial band have divided their efforts for maximal effect. Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) were admitted into the…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.06 - Plans Within Plans
The Inquisitorial band were detained by the governor’s son, Grazzwold, but they learned that his goals align with their own. Piper (Laura Hamstra…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.05 - The Emperor Has Faith In You
Having made amends for the murder of a servant, the Inquisitorial band have attempted to regain some measure of esteem. After participating in the traditional…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.04 - Delectamenti Mortem
Despite Nero’s (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) inebriation, the Inquisitorial band have talked their way into the Governor’s dinner. Piper (Laura Hamstra…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.03 - The Citadel
The Inquisitorial band have arrived at Dominion Omnium. Having checked into The Bolter Express, secured their rooms, and begun to strategize their next moves…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.02 - Checking In
The Inquisitorial band have awoken from their hypno-casques and received orders from their Inquisitor. Tasked with discovering which of four candidates for…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.01 - [REDACTED]
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Temperance Pryce, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is the second…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPGOne Shot - Blood Pact: Prison Break - Part 6 (of 6)
For the next week, we'll be on hiatus while we gear up for Season 2! In the meantime, we've got you covered with a 6-episode one shot, Blood Pact: Prison…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPGOne Shot - Blood Pact: Prison Break - Part 5 (of 6)
For the next 2 weeks, we'll be on hiatus while we gear up for Season 2! In the meantime, we've got you covered with a 6-episode one shot, Blood Pact: Prison…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPGOne Shot - Blood Pact: Prison Break – Part 4 (of 6)
For the next 3 weeks, we'll be on hiatus while we gear up for Season 2! In the meantime, we've got you covered with a 6-episode one shot, Blood Pact: Prison…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPGOne Shot - Blood Pact: Prison Break – Part 3 (of 6)
For the next 4 weeks, we'll be on hiatus while we gear up for Season 2! In the meantime, we've got you covered with a 6-episode one shot, Blood Pact: Prison…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPGOne Shot - Blood Pact: Prison Break - Part 2 (of 6)
For the next 4 weeks, we'll be on hiatus while we gear up for Season 2! In the meantime, we've got you covered with a 6-episode one shot, Blood Pact: Prison…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPGOne Shot - Blood Pact: Prison Break - Part 1 (of 6)
For the next 4 weeks, we'll be on hiatus while we gear up for Season 2! In the meantime, we've got you covered with a 6-episode one shot, Blood Pact: Prison…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.52 - The Heresy Spreads
The Inquisitorial band have escaped the falling elevator and achieved their primary mission! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) swung himself and Valentyne…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.51 - Ascent into Darkness
The Inquisitorial band have lost another member! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tried to save both of his companions, Marni (Laura Hamstra…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.50 - Save The Emperor… For The Emperor
The Inquisitorial band are falling to their death in a gas-filled elevator! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) held the door as long as he could, Marni…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.49 - A Double Heretic
The Inquisitorial band have wiped out the Skull Crawlers! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) killed Keriset, Marni (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) blasted…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.48 - A Symphony of Carnage
The Inquisitorial band have been forced to defend Doc ‘Tavery’s lab! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) whipped the rioting workers into a cohesive fighting…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.47 - Attikus Rallies The Troops
The Inquisitorial band had captured Doc ‘Tavey in his laboratory! Attikus’s (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) power fist made short work of the defenders, Marni…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.46 - The Golden Elixir
The Inquisitorial band escaped the acid trap and are about to storm the tasting lab! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) protected the group with his riot…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.45 - Acid Rain
The Inquisitorial band created a revolution that’s ending almost immediately! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Marni (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra)…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.44 - The Unlikely Revolutionary
The Inquisitorial band’s battle with Vicodin security is ongoing! Marni (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was almost kicked off the catwalk, Attikus (Tyler…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.43 - Enough
The Inquisitorial band are engaged in combat outside the foreperson’s office! Marni (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) is fistfighting an officer, Attikus (Tyler…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.42 - Over The Top
The Inquisitorial band have met with Balphus Bail and combat has begun! Marni (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) got caught up with arm wrestling, Valentyne (Ryan…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.41 - Foreperson Balphus Bail
The Inquisitorial band have been brought to foreperson Balphus Bail. Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) determined the guards weren’t hard cases, Marni…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.40 - A Question Of Authority
The Inquisitorial band have infiltrated the distillery. Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) escaped detection by Keriset Skullcrawler, Marni (Laura Hamstra…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.39 - The Trinity Network
The Inquisitorial band have arrived at the gift shop. Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) put on a disguise, Marni (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) suggested…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.38 - The Golden Dream
The Inquisitorial band have made their way to the town surrounding the Vicodin Factory. Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was horrified to learn he had…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.37 - The Old Inquisition Special
The Inquisitorial band have discovered that the conspiracy on Vicodin Prime runs deeper than expected. Marni (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was forced to…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.36 - An Audience With The Commissar
The Inquisitorial band have arrived safely and received medical care at FOB Charlie. Marni (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) is horrified by the slow rate of her…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.35 - FOB-Charlie
The Inquisitorial band have escaped the Ork lines and finally arrived at FOB Charlie. Marni (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) survived the journey without an…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.34 - No Man’s Land
The Inquisitorial band have claimed an Ork vehicle and are heading for Imperial lines. Marni (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made a deal she didn’t understand…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.33 - The Vehicle Requisition
The Inquisitorial band ambushed an Ork convoy. Marni (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) stubbornly clung to life, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante)…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.32 - Boomdakka Snazzwagon
The Inquisitorial band barely escaped the caverns. Marni (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was saved by her enemies and allies, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.31 - Cave In
The Inquisitor’s band are resisting a gang of Nobs at a terrible cost. Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) unleashed a rad grenade and the Inquisitor blasted…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.30 - The Agony Of An Unfinished Song
The Inquisitorial band have been trapped in the caves and are being assaulted by Nobs. Marni (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) blew away a squad of bomb-grots…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.29 - Killing Is Praying Twice
The Inquisitorial band had fled the safety of Marni’s (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) camp and began their journey to the surface. Marni suggested their route…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.28 - Journey To The Surface
Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) discovered yet another new follower behind the Ork lines on Vicodin Prime. Attikus Vis (Tyler Hewitt…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.27 - Our Impeccable Might
Inquisitor Valentyne’s (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) crew died in a flaming tragedy. Valentyne woke, alone on a beach before finding a new ally in the…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.26 - The Ballad of Marnie Schwartzenberger
Inquisitor Valentyne’s (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) landing at Vicodin Prime ended in tragedy. Alto was killed trying to return the ship’s power, Lyric…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.25 - Fire In His Eyes
My report completed its addendum to the past and we’re returning to the current timeline. Seconds earlier Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) attempted…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.24 - The First Lesson
My report is following an addendum explaining the history of Lyric and Alto, detailing their first job with their mentor Kel. Alto (Tyler Hewitt…