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The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers journey into the grim darkness of the 41st millenium - playing the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K's "Dark Heresy" TTRPG! Join Inquisitor Lucius Valentyne, and hive-bred siblings Lyric and Alto, as this unlikely trio try to save the Emperor from a cabal of mysterious enemies! This series features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and regular players Ryan…
Episodes
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.23 - The Look Out
The Inquisitorial Band are trying to escape an Ork Weirdboy pilot on Vicodin Prime. Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) tried to negotiate with the…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.22 - Among The Cliffs
The Inquisitorial Band is battling boarders over Vicodin Prime. Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) shot the attackers and opened the back door to…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.21 - The Storm In The Cabin
The Inquisitorial Band’s ship are engaged with Ork attackers over Vicodin Prime. Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) found them a place to land, Lyric…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.20 - DAKKA DAKKA!
The Inquisitorial Band’s ship was attacked by Orks over Vicodin Prime. Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) attempted to care about his team’s personal…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.19 - Wisdom Of The Tech Priest
The Inquisitorial Band escaped the death world of Tren and prepared to capture a Rogue Trader. Alto (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) assisted the others in their…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.18 - The Stowaway
The Inquisitorial Band escaped the death world of Tren at a high cost. Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) sacrificed Horatio, the doctor and the…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.17 - Ascension
The Inquisitorial Band are fleeing the scene of their first battle with the Administratum towards an emergency station. Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.16 - The Fallox Maneuver
The Inquisitorial Band are battling the twisted former Administratum of Tren. Alto (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) got into a firing position, Lyric (Laura…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.15 - How Do You Like The Park
The Inquisitorial Band are facing some kind of twisted Administratum in the jungle. Alto (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) helped hack a recovered auspex, Lyric…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.14 - Crash Site
The Inquisitorial Band were ambushed by a pack of Iantos. Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) continued to establish his skill with a chainsword, while…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.13 - A Fist Full Of Needles
The Inquisitorial Band had begun a tram ride towards the spaceport with their new allies. Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) discovered that Heinrich…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.12 - A Face In The Sky
The Inquisitorial Band had taken shelter with the abandoned founders of Tren. Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was the victim of a surprise amputation…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.11 - Triage
The Inquisitorial Band escaped xenos predators and discovered the descendants of Tren's founders. Alto (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) repaired a machine that…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.10 - The Descendants
The Inquisitorial Band have engaged with the xenos predators of Tren and found survivors. Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was struck down by the monster…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.09 - Pride Of Tren
The Inquisitorial Band have left their destroyed shuttle and set off for Tren’s spaceport. Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) determined their…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.08 - Heat Signature
The Inquisitorial Band landed on the Death World of Tren. Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was concerned about her injured leg hampering her abilities…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.07 - The Frozen Jungle
The Inquisitorial Band solidified their alliance through blackmail and mutual necessity. Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) discovered she was a latent…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.06 - An Unlikely Alliance
The Inquisitorial Band left the Gnashers behind and made their way into the Astral Line. Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) found herself sharing the…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.05 - The Astral Line
The Inquisitorial Band engaged the Gnashers in physical combat and emerged victorious. Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) was injured in the opening of the…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.04 - Lyrical Diplomacy
The Inquisitorial Band approached a local gang in the ducts and were forced into combat. Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) is in the heart of the fight…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.03 - Into The Darkness
Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) were forced to battle mutants while Alto (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt)…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.02 - Fading Glory
Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) survived the crash of his vessel while receiving visions of the Emperor’s death, meanwhile Lyric (Laura…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.00 - The Genesys System
What exactly is the Genesys adaptation and how does it function alongside Dark Heresy? Find out now, in an out-of-game mini-episode of the Valentyne Heresy, or…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG1.01 - The Cathedral In The Sky
Welcome to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Caveat Ventus, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is my report on the…