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The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers journey into the grim darkness of the 41st millenium - playing the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K's "Dark Heresy" TTRPG! Join Inquisitor Lucius Valentyne, and hive-bred siblings Lyric and Alto, as this unlikely trio try to save the Emperor from a cabal of mysterious enemies! This series features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and regular players Ryan…
Episodes
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.37 - Claws and Wings
The Inquisitorial party has escaped the Dream of Flight! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) led the charge across…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.36 - Time for the Killing
The Inquisitorial party is battling Cainhurst’s xenos! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) held back the ‘Nids with his fists, Eli (Laura Hamstra…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.35 - Ordo Xenos
The Inquisitorial party is battling Tyranids aboard the Dream of Flight! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) proved to be epically deadly with his fists, Eli…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.34 - In Harmony
The Inquisitorial party is preparing the Dream of Flight for combat! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Cora barricaded the doors, Eli (Laura Hamstra…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.33 - Good Hunting
The Inquisitorial party has boarded Cainhurst’s ship pursued by enemies! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Chora found the armoury stripped of weapons…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.32 - Morgan Goes Home
The Inquisitorial party has found Cainhurst’s ship! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Chora scouted forward, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) joined…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.31 - The Dream of Flight
The Inquisitorial boarding party dismantled the bridge! Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) directed Kotov’s efforts, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt)…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.30 - Phantom Power
My report shows that the Inquisitorial boarding party has reached the bridge! Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) commanded the team as they moved, Attikus…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.29 - Mercy for the Pure
The Inquisitorial band is preparing to board an abandoned medical frigate! Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) chose the method of approach, Attikus (Tyler…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.28 - The Haunting of Morgan Rhalls
The Inquisitorial band left the Iron Kestrel behind! Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) applied his naval knowledge to the investigation, Attikus (Tyler…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.27 - Case File: Attikus - The World Is Yours
Another guardsman has been lost but Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) got a new arm! Scrumbledumpling (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) carried out a…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.26 - Case File: Attikus - Completely Disarmed
Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is about to undergo emergency surgery! Despite having one arm Attikus, rescued a medic, a second medic appeared and…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.25 - Case File: Attikus - The Achilles Heel
My report shows that the squad has been nearly wiped out by the enemy! Tsavora (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was killed by an oncoming tank, Moose Mouse…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.24 - Case File: Attikus - Death or Glory
My report shows that the squad has landed on the planet’s surface! Tsavora (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) flame-throwered a rebel gun emplacement and was…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.23 - Case File: Attikus - The Detour
This addendum to my report includes the history of Attikus Vis (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt)! Journey into his past, and explore the battle where he lost his…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.22 - More Questions Than Answers
The Inquisitorial launch party has returned! Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) brought alcohol back with him, Attikus’s (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) power…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.21 - Demon of Hope
The Inquisitorial Band have sent a team to explore the Iron Kestrel! Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) launched the cable that got the boarding party across…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.20 - The One Who Knocks
The Inquisitorial Band have been running drills to prepare for boarding actions. Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) took to the role of playing an…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.19 - Boarding Action!
The Inquisitorial Band have begun cooperating at the outset of their next quest! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) traded combat training philosophies with…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.18 - The Ordered Sociopaths
The Inquisitorial Band are aboard the Marni’s Song and ready to set sail! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) asked Morgan for help watching Gideon Kotov…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.17 - Alone In His Light Together
The Inquisitorial Band exchanged their stolen goods with the Ordo Xenos. Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) introduced Father Marcellus to the party, Morgan…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.16 - A Series of Unfortunate Truths
The Inquisitorial Band succeeded in their various missions. Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) found Father Marcellus who he hopes will join the party…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.15 - The Accidental Inquisitor
The Inquisitorial Band have split, with one half carrying out a heist and the other prepping the ship to leave. Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) was a master…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.14 - Morgan’s Plan
The Inquisitorial Band have found their next destination. Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) survived his experience in the machine and is fully recovered…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.13 - The Template Process
The Inquisitorial Band were preparing for a mind scan. Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) beat up the beastman before Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) talked…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.12 - The Doctor’s Assistant
The Inquisitorial Band became an unlikely team. Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) faced off with the Inquisitor and stayed in his cell, Morgan’s (Del…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.11 - The Passion of Saint Valentyne
The Inquisitorial Band remained in the Inquisitorial Fortress. Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) used his time in captivity to sleep off his hangover…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.10 - The Interrogation of Morgan Rhalls
The Inquisitorial Band returned to the Fortress, where Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) had Morgan and Eli arrested. Eli (Laura Hamstra…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.09 - The Getaway
Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) stormed the Claw & Wing and have been united with Eli (Laura…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.08 - The Grim Business of Grapple-Claws
Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt), along with the last surviving Stormtrooper in their team, are…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.07 - Aggressors & The Besieged
Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) were taking a team of Inquisitorial Stormtroopers into the…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.06 - A Difference of Ideologies
Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) were taking full advantage of the Inquisitorial Stronghold…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.05 - The Twice-Folded Blade
Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Attikus Vis (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) were being delivered to an Inquisitorial Stronghold on…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.04 - The Grim Garden
Morgan Rhalls (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli Sharpe (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) were left behind when their Inquisitor died. Having taken over the Claw…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.03 - Last Call
Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Attikus Vis (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) have allied themselves with the Witch Hunter Davian Mutus…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.02 - The Heretic Sun
Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Attikus Vis (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) entrenched themselves happily on the Marni’s Song…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.01 - The Hateful Traitor Barthus Billingburg XIII
Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) has executed Glasgow Vicodin while Attikus Vis (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) slaughtered Inquisitor…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPGOne Shot - Blood Pact: Requiem - Part 7: “Shame and Shadow”
It's the final episode of this One Shot, where's we've been exploring the repercussions of the events that took place after "Blood Pact: Prison Break". We'll…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPGOne Shot - Blood Pact: Requiem - Part 6: “Blood for the Blood God”
Due to some scheduling challenges this month, for the next few weeks we'll be venturing back into the world of the One-Shot "Blood Pact: Prison Break", and…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPGOne Shot - Blood Pact: Requiem - Part 5: “Journey of the Gods”
Due to some scheduling challenges this month, for the next few weeks we'll be venturing back into the world of the One-Shot "Blood Pact: Prison Break", and…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPGOne Shot - Blood Pact: Requiem - Part 4: “The Honoured Guest”
Due to some scheduling challenges this month, for the next few weeks we'll be venturing back into the world of the One-Shot "Blood Pact: Prison Break", and…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPGOne Shot - Blood Pact: Requiem - Part 3: "Everworld"
Due to some scheduling challenges this month, for the next few weeks we'll be venturing back into the world of the One-Shot "Blood Pact: Prison Break", and…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPGOne Shot - Blood Pact: Requiem - Part 2: "A Dark Revelation"
Due to some scheduling challenges this month, for the next few weeks we'll be venturing back into the world of the One-Shot "Blood Pact: Prison Break", and…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPGOne Shot - Blood Pact: Requiem - Part 1: "The Tenebrous Claw"
Due to some scheduling challenges this month, for the next few weeks we'll be venturing back into the world of the One-Shot "Blood Pact: Prison Break", and…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.41 - Hunter Becomes Prey
The Inquisitorial band fought their way through the maze and, with Seth’s (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) guidance and the help of several Aeldari, were led…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.40 - Disappointed Fathers
The Inquisitorial band and their allies made a decisive first strike, with Vance troops overtaking the spire guard headquarters and the rest moving in on the…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.39 - Assault on the Citadel
The band agreed to Phyllisa Vance’s demands in return for her assistance in bringing down House Colon. They strategized their assault: Vance troops will storm…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.38 - Finding the Path
With less than twelve hours before Gazzy Colon takes complete control, the band called upon their allies. Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) convinced…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.37 - The Vorpal Blade
As the Basilicum Imperialis exploded, the Astropathic choir and the Officio Inquisitorius within the entire system were destroyed, and all Inquisitorial field…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.36 - Bombs and Betrayal
The race concluded and Jacinta Skullshield was finally killed. Lucia Bane won the race, and therefore the governorship, giving the band time to regroup and…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.35 - Shepherds and Sheep
The Inquisitorial band isn’t out of the race just yet. Piper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) avoided the Sisters of…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.34 - Bombardment
The race began with frustrating uncertainty. Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) told Nero and Seth to do whatever they wanted to do and then removed her…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.33 - The Race Begins
The delicate bond holding the Inquisitorial band together began to fracture. Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) gave his insignia to Seth (Tyler Hewitt…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.32 - The Best Laid Plans…
The Inquisitorial band inadvertently pushed Krungus Marcus into an alliance with Jacinta Skullshield. They did, however, manage to equip themselves. Nero (Tom…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.31 - Choosing Sides
With the day of the race upon them, the Inquisitorial band decided that Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) would be their runner. Olianne sought Ignatious…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.30 - The Wildcard
The Inquisitorial band continued to play politics while wrestling with themselves. Piper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was returned to her original state…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.29 - Surgery
The Inquisitorial band was once again forced to make difficult decisions. Owing Lucia Bane a favour, Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tried to persuade the…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.28 - Every Man Is His Own World
The band convinced Vulcan that Piper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was Rancid and acquired the crown from the heist. Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) and Olianne…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.27 - The Blood Price
After Warden and Jacinta narrowly escaped the Skullshield attack and retaliation, the Inquisitorial band was immediately forced to fight as fire rained down on…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG2.26 - The Deadly Hiss
The heist has commenced! Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) disguised themselves and destroyed the cameras following…