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The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers journey into the grim darkness of the 41st millenium - playing the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K's "Dark Heresy" TTRPG! Join Inquisitor Lucius Valentyne, and hive-bred siblings Lyric and Alto, as this unlikely trio try to save the Emperor from a cabal of mysterious enemies! This series features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and regular players Ryan…
Episodes
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.97 - A Frustration and An Honour
The Inquisitorial band are caught in a fresh conspiracy! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) reunited with the Inquisitor…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.96 - Unexpected Allies
The Inquisitorial band are fighting through an assault within the palace! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) escaped an…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.95 - Behind the Painting
The Inquisitorial band have started killing inside the cloud palace! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) searched a space marine’s office, Attikus…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.94 - Charming
The Inquisitorial band are advancing their plans in the cloud palace! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) began wielding his new authority, Attikus…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.93 - A King’s Secret
The Inquisitorial band are struggling at the cloud palace! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) took control of the defences, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.92 - Alone Again
The Inquisitorial band are active in the cloud palace! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) surveilled the defences and…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.91 - Tour of Duty
The Inquisitorial band is aboard the cloud palace! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) began studying the exterior…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.90 - The Lord's Eyes & Ears
The Inquisitorial band’s agent has married the Duke! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) oversaw the safety of the event…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.89 - A White Wedding
The Inquisitorial band’s royal wedding is about to start! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) are in attendance on the…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.88 - Hot and Cold
The Inquisitorial band are about to attend a wedding! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) uncovered the conspiracy and…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.87 - The Cabin
The Inquisitorial band are getting ready for a wedding! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) prepared their weapons and…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.86 - Final Preparations
The Inquisitorial band have won over the Duke! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) supervised the crowd and made sure no…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.85 - A Paper Heart
The Inquisitorial band are achieving their goals! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) did so much social damage to Keiros…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.84 - An Evening of Besmirchment
The Inquisitorial band have made contact once again! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) discovered no microphones…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.83 - What Makes a Soldier
The Inquisitorial band are hosting their party! Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) were thoroughly embarrassed before…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.82 - Front of the Line
The Inquisitorial band is about to present their art at the party! Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) gathered…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.81 - A Thousand Yard Stare
The Inquisitorial band has witnessed a mass execution. Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) faced off with…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.80 - The Rains of Greybridge
The Inquisitorial band are playing the last cards they've been dealt. Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) tried to heal Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic)…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.79 - Valentyne's Report
The Inquisitorial band has begun formulating new plans! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) convinced Lizzo Lizardman that…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.78 - Shoulder-to-Shoulder
The Inquisitorial band is dealing with the aftermath of the hunt! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) is unconscious and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.77 - The King's Speech
The Inquisitorial band survived the hunt! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) only survived due to the desperate work of Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.76 - The Most Dangerous Game
The hunt is underway! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) is seconds from being gored to death by an Urlick as Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) gunfights an…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.75 - Hunters & Prey
The hunt has begun! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) began the hunt by killing an assassin, whose outfit…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.74 - The Hunt
The Inquisitorial band is in a deadly bind! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and EIi (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) had bombs injected into their bodies, in…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.73 - Anything to Survive
The Inquisitorial band is in tremendous danger! Eli’s (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) life was threatened by the king and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic)…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.72 - An Old Vintage
The Inquisitorial band is continuing preparations for the hunt! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) sent Toby to collect his weapons as Attikus (Tyler…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.71 - The Warden’s Price
The Inquisitorial band is planning to cheat during the hunt! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) is hiding out with Voidstain who suggested they team up as a duo…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.70 - A Question of Cartography
The Inquisitorial band has foiled an attempt to frame Voidstain! Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) took off to hide the…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.69 - A is for Arson
The Inquisitorial band have slaughtered a chaos space marine! Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) massacred the…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.68 - The Fall of the House of Bolonsong
The Inquisitorial band have encountered a malevolent entity! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) confirmed that Voidstain’s staff were involved in the…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.67 - The Ghost of Bolonsong Manor
The Inquisitorial band are falling deeper into conspiracies! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made contact with an assassin’s handler, Morgan (Del…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.66 - Cloak and Dagger
The Inquisitorial band are challenged on all fronts! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is moving towards an ambush in disguise and praying for space…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.65 - Through the Trees
Lord Kyros has been shot while Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) aimed at him! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) discovered the chief suspect’s…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.64 - Down Range
The Inquisitorial band have taken over Bolonsong manor! Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) searched through the…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.63 - The Usual Suspects
The Inquisitorial band apprehended suspects attempting to flee the estate. Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was asked by the late Guinevere to investigate…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.62 - A Rain of Gold
My report shows that the Inquisitorial band is heading to the Bolonsong estate! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Morgan (Del Borovic…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.61 - Calling Cards & Unnecessary Bloodshed
The Inquisitorial band is preparing for the hunt! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) attracted a marine’s attention but freed Tresius to help look…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.60 - Yes, sir.
Attikus Vis (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) has become the executor of the Bolonsong estate! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) removed the heretical…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.59 - Orkish Flowers
Attikus Vis’s (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) space race ended with ships crashing into the ground! Attikus ran towards the scene of the crime with Valentyne…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.58 - The Finish Line
Attikus Vis won the space race! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) came in first by a mile, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) flashed her tattoo at…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.57 - Triumph Under the Stars
The Inquisitorial band’s race is underway! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) wowed the crowd with his athletics, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) attempted…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.56 - And They’re Off!
The Inquisitorial band are about to start the race! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) found out about Morgan’s back scars, Morgan (Del Borovic…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.55 - In the Flesh
The Inquisitorial band have made a splash at the opening gala! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) saved Lady Bolonsong from embarrassment while Eli (Laura…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.54 - An Audience with the King
The Inquisitorial band will be hosting a party! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) made an enemy of Lady Bolonsong, Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.53 - Introducing Lord van Houten
The Inquisitorial band will be hosting a party! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) made an enemy of Lady Bolonsong, Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.52 - The Shaper of Clay
The Inquisitorial band are prepping for a race! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) practiced horse riding while Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante)…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.51 - Calling on Lady Bolonsong
My report shows that the Inquisitorial band have a plan and are preparing for a race! Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was ordered to teach Attikus (Tyler…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.50 - A Friendly Rivalry
The Inquisitorial band have studied up on their rivals! Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) realised everyone would be dangerous to talk to, Morgan (Del…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.49 - The Society
The Inquisitorial band has found security, staff and criminal contacts! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) organized the hiring, Attikus (Tyler…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.48 - Skullduggery
The Inquisitorial band is renovating Van Houten Manor! Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was deeply uncomfortable without his shotgun, Morgan (Del Borovic…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.47 - Master of the House
The Inquisitorial band has taken over Van Houten Manor! Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) nailed the landing on a broken pad, Morgan (Del Borovic…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.46 - Arrival at Greybridge
The Inquisitorial band has reached Greybridge! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) focused on the task at hand, Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) continued…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.45 - Normal People
The Inquisitorial band is preparing to sneak into Greybridge! Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) discovered he has to impersonate a noble, Morgan (Del…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.44 - Courtly Manners
The Inquisitorial band has discovered their next target! Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) is still recovering from withdrawal, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.43 - Ave Imperator
My report shows that Cainhurst and the Mercy for the Pure have been destroyed! Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) confessed his addiction and has taken steps…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.42 - Cainhurst’s End
My report shows that the party has survived their battle with Cainhurst! Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) woke first, paranoid that he’s been infected by…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.41 - Interrogator
The party has returned to their ship! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) finished off Cainhurst, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.40 - Leap of Faith
The party has nearly killed Cainhurst! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is prepared to die if it allows him to kill the corrupted inquisitor, Valentyne…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.39 - At the Brink
The Inquisitorial party is desperately battling Cainhurst, knowing only one group can survive! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) ripped the corrupted…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG3.38 - Of Triumphs & Despair
My report shows that the Inquisitorial party is engaged in desperate combat with Cainhurst himself! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) distracted the beast with…