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The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers journey into the grim darkness of the 41st millenium - playing the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K's "Dark Heresy" TTRPG! Join Inquisitor Lucius Valentyne, and hive-bred siblings Lyric and Alto, as this unlikely trio try to save the Emperor from a cabal of mysterious enemies! This series features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and regular players Ryan…
Episodes
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPGAgents of the Inquisition - 1.19 - DECEASED
With the Gellar field still weakened, Damien experienced another warp pulse and hit Solomon and a Daemonette with necrotic energy, and Judge Rex set Rex 2 on…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPGAgents of the Inquisition - 1.18 - Perils of the Warp
As the Lucky Strike entered the warp, the crew’s sleep was disturbed by nightmares. As Damien slept, he saw the daemon, Kestrel, who was responsible for first…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPGAgents of the Inquisition - 1.17 - Warp Dreams
Finally back aboard their ship, the Lucky Strike, the agents secured Talos Ivo, and received healing or augmetic repairs. When they retired to their separate…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPGAgents of the Inquisition - 1.16 - A Mind Too Small for Doubt
The Inquisitorial agents fought to gain entrance into the nearby ship. When Morgan entered, she came face-to-face with a chained up and bloodied Talos Ivo, who…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPGAgents of the Inquisition - 1.15 - Talos Ivo
The agents made their way toward the Jumentierre Estate, and found improvised Valkyrie fliers that would give the Crimson Brothers advantage in the fight. The…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPGAgents of the Inquisition - 1.14 - A Deft Touch
Having escaped the Flensing House, the band took a short rest to treat their wounds and regroup, now in the company of two Arbitrators and a soldier. The…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPGAgents of the Inquisition - 1.13 - A Complicating Factor
After finishing off the Flayed Man and the Ascended Brother, Damien and Judge Rex sifted through data and learned that Talos Ivo had been transferred to the…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPGAgents of the Inquisition - 1.12 - Heretic vs Heretic
Inside the Flensing House, Damien fought and seriously wounded the Flayed Man, while outside, Larsa Quinn was killed and Arbitrators joined the fight against…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPGAgents of the Inquisition - 1.11 - Reinforcements & Warpfire
Morgan retrieved the damaged Romeo, but was spotted and a firefight ensued. Judge Rex and Damien continued to fake their way through checkpoints within the…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPGAgents of the Inquisition - 1.10 - Blood Sacrifice
Morgan and Brother Solomon provided overwatch from an adjacent building, while Damien and Judge Rex talked their way into the higher levels of the Flensing…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPGAgents of the Inquisition - 1.09 - The Flensing House
The inquisitorial band trudged through the battlefield wasteland, heading toward the northernmost hive of Arcturus IV, in the hopes of retrieving their Heretek…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPGAgents of the Inquisition - 1.08 - The Symbol of Khorne
At the crash site, the Inquisitorial agents discovered that their target, Talos Ivo, was gone and the Arbitrators were on their way to the hive to locate the…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPGAgents of the Inquisition - 1.07 - In the Guise of the Heretic
The agents flew across the battlefield in their stolen Aquila Lander toward the crash site and their Heretek target, only to spot several Khornate cultists…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPGAgents of the Inquisition - 1.06 - Crash Site
Judge Rex and the Mechanicus representative presented arguments for who should gain custody of the Heretek, but the Magistrate revealed their target’s…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPGAgents of the Inquisition - 1.05 - Arbites v. Mechanicus
The agents set out on their first mission, to extract an imprisoned Heretek whose experiments should prove useful. Armed with forged papers for prisoner…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPGAgents of the Inquisition - 1.04 - Arcturus IV
Brother Solomon convinced the rest of the inquisitorial band to undergo a secret ceremony from his homeworld, in order to understand each other and become a…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPGAgents of the Inquisition - 1.03 - The Secret Ceremony
Interrogator Morgan Rhalls, working under Special Condition, collected the final members of her new crew: a psyker, Damien Proxima, and Avarice, their savant…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPGAgents of the Inquisition - 1.02 - A Pious Psyker
Having received orders from her inquisitor, Interrogator Morgan Rhalls set out to gather the operatives for her new retinue. Judge Buchanan Rex and Brother…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPGIntroducing...Agents of the Inquisition: A Warhammer 40K RPG - 1.01 - Special Condition
Interrogator Morgan Rhalls is hauled out of prison and assigned a team of hand-picked operatives to lead on a mission ordered by Roboute Guilliman himself. Her…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.41 - Heresy’s End (SERIES FINALE)
The Inquisitorial band are facing an ork army inside the palace! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) opened the gate and declared Pandora a demon of…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.40 - No Surrender
The Inquisitorial band are facing marines and Necrons trying to escape Mars! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) felled an enemy but awakened the xenos…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.39 - “Eli Sharpe”
The Inquisitorial band are storming Nikos Manta’s lab! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) claimed a new golden arm, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic)…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.38 - Reconsecration
The Inquisitorial band are in control of a Titan! Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) burned Blackhand and the Duke with warpfire before Attikus (Tyler…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.37 - The Brutal Aquila
The Inquisitorial band have boarded the Titan! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was pleased with the plan of attack, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane)…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.36 - The Warbringer
The Inquisitorial band are desperately trying to escape Mars! Valentyne‘s (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) ruse convinced Sandor Rafferty to get him to Terra…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.35 - Pretender to The Throne
The Inquisitorial band are in trouble on Mars! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) barely dodged a death by scarabs, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.34 - The Red Planet
The Inquisitorial band have made it to Mars! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) faced off with Galen and denied the heretic’s every ambition before…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.33 - Pious Rage
The Inquisitorial band are on their way to see the dying Archon! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) explained his mindset to Gideon (Josh Halbot…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.32 - The Warpfire Mask
The Inquisitorial band have joined forces with a drukhari poisoner! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) prepared to fight an Ur-Ghul, Gideon (Josh Halbot…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.31 - The Poisoner’s Tale
The Inquisitorial band have won over Archon Davros! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) studied the weakening Drukhari leader, Gideon (Josh Halbot…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.30 - Court of The Archon
The Inquisitorial band have defeated a wych cult! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) lost his organic arm to the enemy, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane)…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.29 - A Blessed Maiming
The Inquisitorial band are battling a wych cult! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) destroyed an enemy transport with her dark lance, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.28 - Fish in a Barrel
The Inquisitorial band are ambushing a wych cult! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) took to a high vantage point to snipe at the enemy, Valentyne (Ryan…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.27 - Choke Point
The Inquisitorial band have allied with an Archon! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made the group’s value to the drukhari clear, Attikus (Tyler…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.26 - Talented Hands
The Inquisitorial band are entering a drukhari citadel! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) challenged Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) to find a…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.25 - Mean Streets
The Inquisitorial band have entered Commorragh! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) used Trin Rakai to locate the gate, Gideon (Josh Halbot…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.24 - Commorragh, The Dark City
The Inquisitorial band received everything they need from the Black Library! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) learned his personal demon was the…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.23 - Hope of The Warp
The Inquisitorial band are receiving information and equipment from the Black Library! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) asked about the conspiracy…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.22 - The Psyker & The Civilian
The Inquisitorial band have awoken inside the Black Library! Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) slept through the…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.21 - Comfortable Blasphemies
The Inquisitorial band have arrived at the Black Library! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) convinced the librarians to allow them entry, Gideon…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.20 - The Black Library
The Inquisitorial band have entered the Black Library! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) defeated yet another daemonhost, Gideon (Josh Halbot…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.19 - Elm’stat’s Last Laugh
The Inquisitorial band are facing ever worsening odds at the foot of the warp gate! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is in combat with both the Filth Lord…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.18 - An Untimely Arrival
The Inquisitorial band are losing the battle with the Filth Lord’s gang! Valentyne’s (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) plan fell apart instantly, Morgan (Del…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.17 - Highs & Lows
The Inquisitorial band are assaulting the Filth Lord himself! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) disabled the sprayers over the gate, Morgan (Del…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.16 - The Filth Lord
The Inquisitorial band are making their way toward the Filth Lord! Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) survived his perils of the warp and protected his…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.15 - Embrace The Grandfather
The Inquisitorial band are attacking a plague marine! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) laid the plan for their ambush, Morgan (Del Borovic…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.14 - In Security
The Inquisitorial band are racing towards the security room! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) finished off the enemy champion, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.13 - An Offered Hand
The Inquisitorial band are facing death in an enemy tower! Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) burned Nurglings as well as his closest ally, Morgan (Del…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.12 - Faster Alone or Slower Together
The Inquisitorial band are in a desperate battle with the forces of chaos! Gideon’s (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) powers failed him, Morgan (Del Borovic…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.11 - Critically Imperilled
The Inquisitorial band are battling up a tower! Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) blew up a landing pad to distract the enemy, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.10 - Firestarter
The Inquisitorial band have infiltrated the enemy city! Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) was nearly caught by Plaguebearers, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.09 - Waking the Dreamers
The Inquisitorial band have gained a new ally! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) won over Origath the Plaguebearer, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.08 - The Wrath of Man
The Inquisitorial band are searching for a portal! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) claimed the “seed” and interrogated Gideon Vega (Josh Halbot…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.07 - Hammer in Search of a Nail
The Inquisitorial band have been provided with a path to Terra! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) got the information they needed from Trin Rakai…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.06 - The Cabal
The Inquisitorial band have discovered a way to speak to Trin Rakai! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) punched a demon into the warp, Valentyne (Ryan…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.05 - Excommunicate Traitoris
The Inquisitorial band defeated raiders and now face a demon! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) mastered bike riding…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.04 - The Sword & The Servitor
The Inquisitorial band are advancing across the planet! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) took charge of the survivors and claimed weapons for his…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.03 - Last Rites
The Inquisitorial band have been joined by Gideon Vega (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane)! We experienced the celestial season that led Gideon to the demon world…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.02 - The Last Son of Greybridge
The Inquisitorial band have stumbled onto a demon planet! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) killed Trin Rakai to deny the demon whispering in his…
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG4.01 - Heretical Economics
The Inquisitorial band have travelled to a demon planet! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) ensured Trin Rakai travelled alongside them to ensure they…