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Taylor Morris Show
The Taylor Morris Show is a podcast for the relentlessly curious. Absurd commentary on the world’s devolving state of affairs, paired with a naked reckoning the philosophical and metaphysical. Explore the hidden patterns connecting the ancient world to our modern lives. From the fall of the Roman Republic to the geopolitical shifts of today, we trace history’s echoes while deconstructing the absurdities of the present—whether that’s the "corporate hellscapes" of big-box entertainment or the…
Episodes
Taylor Morris ShowEp. #35 | Midterms, Bush’s Baked Beans & Ascension Custom Homes
This week, I explain why I now measure everything in cans of Bush’s baked beans, why voting in the midterms felt exactly like writing a letter to Santa, and…
Taylor Morris ShowEp. #34 | David Copperfield, the iPad Guy & a Prediction Market for Thanksgiving
When I was eight, my mom wouldn't buy me a $20 magic set at the Toys R Us in Times Square, so I made myself disappear for three hours. Eight years later she…
Taylor Morris ShowEp. #33 | My Overdose, IShowSpeed in New Haven & Elizabeth Holmes
Taylor tells the story of his last overdose, the one where the paramedics showed up expecting a very different patient. Plus: IShowSpeed comes to New Haven and…
Taylor Morris ShowEp. #32 | Susan Dell’s Turing Test, White House Alien Disclosure & Mike Huckabee
Susan Dell's Turing Test, White House Alien Disclosure & Mike Huckabee.This week the White House made three staffing additions that look, by any reasonable…
Taylor Morris ShowEp. #31 | Howard Lutnick is a Demon, The Gaza Cover-Up, & My Crab Cake Conspiracy
This week, Taylor looks at the coordinated, mainstream effort to obscure what is happening in Gaza, and what it means to watch history get rewritten in real…
Taylor Morris ShowEp. #30 | Werther's Originals, Marriott Ambassador, and How the Economy Became Our God
This week, Taylor covers Werther's Originals, his Marriott Ambassador status, and his Roborock, and explains why he has become grateful for his failures. The…
Taylor Morris ShowEp. #29 | Make-A-Wish, Alibaba, & My Rock Bottom
This week, the mini drumsticks have an attitude problem, and the Alibaba pick of the week is back. A robot vacuum gets compared to a small child, and meeting a…
Taylor Morris ShowEp. #28 | Anthropic Is Watching, Bill Gates' AI Catastrophe, & the Cancer of Private Equity
There was a time you could yell at the man who ruined your afternoon, because he lived four blocks away and had to see you at the diner. Now he's a holding…
Taylor Morris ShowEp. #27 | The Kingdom of Little People, 48 Laws of Power, & the Corpse of Mitch McConnell
In this episode, we dive into the end-of-history growth industry of Chen Mingjing’s Kingdom of the Little People, why AI solving Navier-Stokes leads directly…
Taylor Morris ShowEp. #26 | Facebook Pokes, 9/11, & Seance with Lindsey Graham
This week: a seance for the spirit of Lindsey Graham, a September 11th remembrance, and a Kalshi market on the Strait of Hormuz that keeps getting the…
Taylor Morris ShowEp. #25 | Madame Dick Cheney, Summer Camp in Chernobyl, & Surveillance Circle Jerk
We break down the absolute delusion of "conditional tense history" on a historic house tour, pitch a boys summer camp in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone, and dig…
Taylor Morris ShowEp. #24 | Bluetooth Uncles, Boiled Brains, & Holy War
This week we open on a woman making a mess at the froyo machine while a holy war is happening, which is honestly a perfect metaphor for 2026.Then: RFK Jr…
Taylor Morris ShowEp. #23 | Propaganda, MH370 & the Uranium Heist Nobody's Talking About
This week we open with the story nobody in mainstream media is connecting: on April 1st, US outlets reported the Pentagon was planning to seize Iranian…
Taylor Morris ShowEp. #22 | Antique Stores, Tiger Woods, & Dr. Pepper Sausage
In this episode, Taylor dives into Antique Stores and racist items found within, Tiger Woods' recent DUI, the new Dr. Pepper Sausage, and overcoming decision…
Taylor Morris ShowEp. #21 | Hibachi Chefs, Project Monarch, & Overcoming Fear
The world is a high-stakes Hibachi dinner and someone just lost control of the onion volcano. In Episode 21, we’re digging into the absolute absurdity of the…
Taylor Morris ShowEp. #20 | Benjamin Netanyahu's Death, Studs, & Amor Fati
Does it feel like the simulation is being overclocked?In Episode 20, we’re breaking down the Architecture of Power and why the "Fast-Forward" button is being…
Taylor Morris ShowEp. #19 | AI Wars, The Art of Whistling, & Dealing with Grief
Taylor Morris breaks down the ultimate prank: an infinite consciousness fracturing itself into 7 billion vessels just to feel the shock of cold water and the…
Taylor Morris ShowEp. #18 | Iran, AI Drone Swarms, & Circus Clowns
Reality in 2026 is a low-budget horror film written by people who hate you. In this episode, we stop looking for logic in the wreckage. I’m breaking down the…
Taylor Morris ShowEp. #17 | Fitness Trackers, The Iran War Prophecy, & The Art of Forgiveness
We’ve turned the simple act of existing into a high-stakes engineering project. In this episode, we’re tearing down the modern religion of "Optimization." From…
Taylor Morris ShowEp. #16 | Our Post-Truth World, Hellen Keller PsyOp, & The Time I became Snow White
Taylor leads the Coon Skin Nation on an epic exploration of our post-truth world, how to define our purpose in light of AI displacement, how Hellen Keller and…
Taylor Morris ShowEp. #15 | Adventures in Shanghai, Autistic Barbies, & Penisgate
For this episode, Taylor takes the Coon Skin Nation on a trip through the ongoing battle between Schizophrenics (pattern recognition experts) and the…
Taylor Morris ShowEp. #14 | The Ghost of Epstein, Themed Restaurants, & Autism
The Taylor Morris Show | Episode 14: The Beast System & The Pig Latin Presidency Taylor Morris dives deep into the "Schizophrenic Frequency" to break down the…
Taylor Morris ShowEp. #13 | Greenland Billionaires, Buy Now Pay Later Burritos, & UK Cousin Marriage
Political parties are dead and "public health" is just an Ozempic ad. Today, we’re mapping the DMTx "Hypergrid" and questioning why the tech elite are eyeing…
Taylor Morris ShowEp. #12 | Marlboro City, Harry Potter’s Dark Secret, & Chinesemaxxing
In a world of "alleged" lunar landings and wizarding-world cover-ups, we’re finally asking the question: Who is actually holding the script? Today, we’re…
Taylor Morris ShowEp. #11 | The Child Catcher, Locker Room Diplomacy, & The Schizophrenic Frequency
In a world full of generalists and "quiet quitters," we’re looking to the only man with a vision: The Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Today, we…
Taylor Morris ShowEp. #10 | The Age of Empires, Dave & Busters, & AI Pilots
From the fall of ancient republics to the high-stakes precision of modern aviation, we’re covering the spectrum of human ambition (and absurdity) in today’s…
Taylor Morris ShowEp. #9 | Good Ideas Don’t Need Lobbies
If a policy is truly good and popular—like easy tax filing—why do we need to pay millions to convince politicians to adopt it? We argue that lobbying is an…
Taylor Morris ShowEp. #8 | Epstein Emails, Goat Man, & The Pain Olympics
Welcome to the emergency broadcast! This week, we dive headfirst into the most unhinged and ridiculous corners of reality. The episode kicks off with the…
Taylor Morris ShowEp. #7 | Heelys, Dolphin Assisted Births, and the Case for Smoking Cigarettes
Welcome to the only podcast where the social decay of nicotine meets the societal decay of Big Tech. This week, we unpack why smoking a cigarette in your 20s…
Taylor Morris ShowEp. #6 | The McMartin Tragedy: Satanic Panic, Tunnels, and the Trial That Shook Justice
Go beyond the headlines and peer into the shadows of the American legal system. In this episode, we revisit the devastating true story of the McMartin…
Taylor Morris ShowEp. #5 | Radical Self-Loyalty: The Only Person You Need to Impress is You
What happens when you achieve every goal you thought would bring happiness, only to realize you have no idea who you are? Taylor shares the powerful story of…
Taylor Morris ShowEp. #4 | Lessons from the Louvre Heist
In the debut of our new Tuesday Commentary format, Taylor Morris dives into the most bizarre, low-tech, and audacious crime of the year: the recent Louvre…
Taylor Morris ShowEp. #3 | The Quantum: Spooky Action and the Responsive World
What if the universe isn't a dead machine, but a mind? We dive into the astonishing experiments that shatter the mechanical view of reality, from established…
Taylor Morris ShowEp. #2 | Remote Viewing: Altered States of Consciousness, CIA, & Intelligence Gathering
Are the limits of the mind really defined by the skull? In this compelling episode, we dive deep into the mysteries of anomalous cognition and remote…
Taylor Morris ShowEp. #1 | The Systems of Control: Defense Tech, Digital Assets, and the Conscious Observer
Welcome to The Taylor Morris Show. In this introductory episode, Taylor lays out the show's mission: connecting ancient wisdom with modern power structures. We…