Ep. #35 | Midterms, Bush’s Baked Beans & Ascension Custom Homes

Taylor Morris Show · Nov 5, 2026 · 37m

This week, I explain why I now measure everything in cans of Bush’s baked beans, why voting in the midterms felt exactly like writing a letter to Santa, and how my first company, Tidewell Swim Co., produced one thousand drawstrings and zero swim trunks.

Then I unveil my next venture: Ascension Custom Homes, a luxury home builder founded on one belief. A man should never have to walk anywhere in his own home. Every Ascension home comes with stair lifts on every step, an ashtray on every surface, trap doors we won’t disclose, a coal furnace with a complimentary one-year attendant, and an…