Ep. #24 | Bluetooth Uncles, Boiled Brains, & Holy War
This week we open on a woman making a mess at the froyo machine while a holy war is happening, which is honestly a perfect metaphor for 2026.Then: RFK Jr. doesn't deny sexually assaulting his babysitter and responds with "I'm not a church boy" — which is somehow the most honest thing any politician has said in years. A Michelin star chef spends six months arranging pork belly into a pyramid. Sitting down shrinks your brain by 2%, which we acknowledge while sitting down recording a podcast.Then it gets darker. The Pentagon is mounting microwave weapons on Blackhawks that resonate the fluid…
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