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Chemohawk Sessions
Dear Podience, Welcome to Chemohawk Sessions, an anthology series podcast. I'm a carbon-based lifeform who got, fought, conquered cancer; fled my droll career to air this passion project. I was restless as an office drone; my cancerous plight confirmed the cost of chasing an unfulfilling career. My first session: White-Collar, Black Belt, offers black belt mastery of white-collar survival through shared experiences, pointers and amusing confessions. I'm Falsetto Prophet, you're Podience…
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Chemohawk Sessions4th Wednesday: Whiskey Wednesdays with WBK: WhisKEY to Success
Podience, welcome to a Whiskey Wednesday Wavelength where we pour whiskey--sip, let truths, out our mouths, riskily slip... while we unearth and resolve the…
Chemohawk SessionsThe Basement Party: Part 4: Is That Tea for Me?
Welcome Podience, you ghoulish gals and depraved dudes, you sinister sisters and bestial brothers, welcome to this Chemohawk Session's shop of sinister…
Chemohawk SessionsThe Basement Party: Part 3: Clashing Rug, Dashing Runners
Welcome Podience, you ghoulish gals and depraved dudes, you sinister sisters and bestial brothers, welcome to this Chemohawk Session's shop of sinister…
Chemohawk SessionsThe Basement Party: Part 2: Peepholes and Utility Poles
Welcome Podience, you ghoulish gals and depraved dudes, you sinister sisters and bestial brothers, welcome to this Chemohawk Session's shop of sinister…
Chemohawk Sessions**Special Premiere** The Basement Party: Part 1: The Eve of Twilight
Welcome Podience, you ghoulish gals and depraved dudes, you sinister sisters and bestial brothers, welcome to this Chemohawk Session's shop of sinister…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 55: White-Collar, Black Belt: From Podience to Podcaster (Granting the Podience an Audience); Chemohawk Podience Sessions Sequel with C-Drew (This time cool Falsetto is in the hot seat)
Podience, I offer good news and an apology. The good news: I am now available on Spotify, Anchor, Apple Podcast, Stitcher, Audible, Amazon Music and many…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 56: White-Collar, Black Belt: False Positivity (Neither Pregnant, nor Jubilant)
Podience! You are a beloved and indefatigably patient lot. Welcome to another long-awaited, your collective-conscious-sated episode of WC-BB. I briefly shut…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 57: White-Collar, Black Belt: The Ferocity of Internal Velocity (A need for speed…but also direction)
Podience, patience is a virtue, and you remain the victors of the virtuous. Did you know that valuable velocity contains both the concept of speed and…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 58: White-Collar, Black Belt: Social Acedia--Jail Cell Phone
Long time, no lagoon, Podience! I am delighted squared to be here today--that is delighted to the second power for you mathematic fanatics listening; I am so…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 54: White-Collar, Black Belt: Ownership or Donorship? (Signing your white-collar contract in invisible ink, not blood)
Podience, you're patient, not impatient, selfless not selfish, you have character, you are not merely a character. I have been broadcasting/podcasting, but I…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 52: White-Collar, Black Belt: Worrier or Warrior? Chemohawk Podience Sessions with (My Non-Bio Brother Abroad) Adam
Podience, I'm the podcaster privileged enough to introduce, to today's Chemohawk Podience Sessions, a current serving warrior of our naval operations. Admiral…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 53: White-Collar, Black Belt: A Disloyal Quitter or Loyal and Bitter (Quit or Get Bit!); Chemohawk Podience Sessions with Kroses Medic
Podience, in keeping with the recent running theme of gifting you, and myself, revered guests who dedicate vast portions of their weekly existence to a cause…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 50: White-Collar, Black Belt: Politically Direct (Filthy Mouth, Pure Motive)
Podience, as I know it has been a few ticks, I added some extra love sauce to this Chemohawk Sessions confection. We have been living in a world of…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 51: White-Collar, Black Belt: Social Justice Warfare (C.S.C.S. Constant State of Culture Shock)
Podience, I formally bid you a happy, not to be confused with sappy, New Year! Will it be a new year, a blue year, an askew year, a taboo year...will it be the…
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Chemohawk Sessions Short #12: Secondhand Provoking, Secondhand Stroking (Ego)
Podience, sometimes you start a recording mired in the assumption that you have much to say, but simply make an a** of both your Podience and me for your words…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 49: White-Collar, Black Belt: A Ph.D. in Mental Deficiency (Efficiency… a quadrisyllabic fstars word!); Chemohawk Podience Sessions with Wam Bam Kam
Podience, I remain not in denial, it has, in fact, been a while since we have traipsed a white-collar, black belt thoroughfare. I was eager to return, and I…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 48: White-Collar, Black Belt: Workplace Whistle, Embrace Dismissal (A career without fear)
Podience... long time, no lagoon! I am back with a multi-front attack-- bombarding the corruptive property of technology and virtually forcing the world to see…
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Chemohawk Sessions Short #11: Taking Thanks
Podience, I know... I know your gut is dying, by way of grumbling, and you are vying for your seat at the grand dining-table for your looming Caribbean…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 47: White-Collar, Black Belt: Maximum Rage, Minimum Wage and Nicholas f****** Cage; Chemohawk Podience Sessions with C-Drew (My oldest non-biological bro)
Podience, this session requires just a brief, nominal introduction for my guest and I swap so many stories, there's no need to set the metaphorical mic table…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 46: White-Collar, Black Belt: Passive Activist or Active Pacifist (S***can that emotion)
Season's fstars greetings... you perfectionist Podience. I welcome you to another Chemohawk Sessions dose that you are, no doubt, jonesing for and/or pining…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 45: White-Collar, Black Belt: Contradictory Victory (Capturing the corporate false flag)
Podience, have you ever captured a flag during the course of a playful, peaceful game of childhood fun? Harder question... have you ever properly identified…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 44: White-Collar, Black Belt: Bright-Collar, Dark Horse (Endorse or divorce the white-collar dark horse); Chemohawk Podience Sessions with Brother Clint
Podience, I was under the firm, but mistaken impression, that Falsetto talking in the company of one, with free reign on all content, and complete control over…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 43: White-Collar, Black Belt: Dispossessed, Disembodied, Dispirited (How to raise your present lot in workplace life); Chemohawk Podience Sessions with Red Devil
Podience, far we have come, to these Chemohawk Sessions-- we succumb, so close we have become. Welcome to another Chemohawk Podience Sessions session. I am…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 42: White-Collar, Black Belt: If They Bleed, You Can Lead Them (How to be a mind-reader leader)
Podience, if they bleed, you can lead them. Also, where there is a workplace need, so too is there jerk-space for more greed. Have you ever considered a…
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Chemohawk Sessions Short #10: Abstract, Inexact… Still a F****** Impact (Shoutout to my main man, Wam Bam Kam, and his Premiere Podcast)
Podience, it may prove easier to provide tangible results on an fstars environmental or geological impact study, than to measure the impact you make, or might…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 41: White-Collar, Black Belt: Tier Gaslighting (A Supplemental Seven Deadly Synergy Session on Imposterior SYNdrome)
Podience, remember when we spoke on you feeling like an imposter with imPOSTERIOR SYNdrome? Not only is it a cardinal white-collar sin, and insidiously puts…
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Chemohawk Sessions Short #9: Stubburn, Bridges, Burn!
Podience, have you ever suffered an accusation labeling you too strident in your stubbornness or of being overly loyal? Taken or shelled out in appropriate…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 40: White-Collar, Black Belt: The Toxicity of a Crisp WC Committee
Podience, we have reached the biblical numeric of 40! This terrestrial rock we casually inhabit may have had to learn the undersea art of snorkeling for 40…
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Future Chemohawk Sessions Teaser/Pleaser: Bewitching Brew in Chemohawk Cauldron
Podience... boo! Did I scare you? It was a well-intentioned fright attempt, I assure you. Today, you will note the unsettling music at the onset of the…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 39: White-Collar, Black Belt: White-Collar/Empty Suit (How to embrace the disgrace of an inferior superior)
Podience, do you lack the will to lead? That is perfectly satisfactory for you may intentionally sidestep leadership roles as they neither tickle your fancy…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 38: White-Collar, Black Belt: Sufficiently Deficient (How to regain sound hearing when DEFicient)
Podience, it is a recurring treat to be your steadfast Falsetto Prophet host. Are you adept at observing the ineptitude of your corporation? If so, both in…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 37: White-Collar, Black Belt: Aural Pleasure (Prove with convincing diction, soothe with deft tone)
Podience, how sexy, mellifluous and commanding is your voice? If you think the tonal quality of your vocalizations is superficial, then you are neither super…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 36: White-Collar, Black Belt: Bird's-Eye Interview (Charming and disarming your prospective interview panel); Chemohawk Podience Sessions with Brother Brooks
Podience, if you want that wondrous WC position, first you must apply and subsequently interview for said position. Today, we will elucidate, with quotes…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 35: White-Collar, Black Belt: Expletive Prone (Shrewdness in Lewd White-Collar Crudeness); Chemohawk Podience Sessions with J-Dawg
Podience, these Podience Sessions are proving to be both exhilarating and exhausting. It is a f****** joy to host and create a calming Chemohawk environment…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 34: White-Collar, Black Belt: Emotional Health, Promotional Wealth, Co-worker Wise; Chemohawk Podience Sessions with Tim Takko
Podience, as one who carries the fortunate torch of the gift for gabbing, I could easily talk to you all the live long fstars day. With that knowledge, I…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 33: White-Collar, Black Belt: White-Collar, Tight Dollar (You siphon money, now f****** share it)
Podience, legend maintains that Christ was 33 years of age when he died; Falsetto Prophet was 33 when he walked out of the fstars hospital, under his own…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 32: White-Collar, Black Belt: Efficient Gent Well Spent (Working well in haste; weeding out waste)
Podience, if you are familiar with the well circulated John Wesley quote: “Though I am always in haste, I am never in a hurry,” then you have all the…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 31: White-Collar, Black Belt: Diverse, this Drone Hive Bursts: (Seven Deadly Synergy Session on Hiversity)
Podience, some deadly synergies have been detailed in prior episodes; I gift you another one with today's session. We have discussed the lie of di...versity…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 30: White-Collar, Black Belt: Professional Discourtesy (When M&M's ceiling your success and cap your growth)
Podience, as you are a peacock, they have to let you fly. Do you know the height parameters you should be constricted to? What is the ceiling for your own…
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Chemohawk Sessions Short #8: Metafork in the Road
Podience, again I apologize for briefly mistaking Sonic for Dairy Queen. I know it is the queens of dairy who give your beloved blizzard one final upside down…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 29: White-Collar, Black Belt: Imposterior Syndrome (Foster the imposter; Seven Deadly Synergy Session on Imposter Syndrome)
Podience, **Update** Thanks go to my man Wam Bam Kam for shining a polite light on a mistake I made in this episode. It is Dairy Queen who crafts blizzards and…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 28: White-Collar, Black Belt: Partially Impartial (Strong work ethic or strong ethics at work?)
Podience, are you impartially partial or partially impartial? How can you be a stone-cold spectator when you are encased in warm human flesh? Do you sometimes…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 27: White-Collar, Black Belt: Customary Scary Customers (How to engage the enraged)
Podience, I have been sitting and stewing over the complex, at times, incomprehensible approach to placating pissant customers, but here we are. Do you…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 26: White-Collar, Black Belt: Whooping Coffee Klatsch (Seven Deadly Synergy Session on Sphere of Influenza); Chemohawk Podience Sessions with Red Devil
Podience, once more, as many times before, you will be on the receiving end of a triumvirate of treats today! You get another full-blown session, it touches on…
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Chemohawk Sessions Short #7: Slow (Mo)hawk (A Life Less Taxing)
Podience, Lend me your ears and relinquish your fears! This is your merry sanctuary, where you can relax, listen slow and let these Chemohawk Sessions roll. Do…
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Chemohawk Sessions Short #6: Unstained White-Collar, Bloodstained Black Flag
Podience, Today, I had an itch to express some thoughts and splash some soothing soundwaves your way. Do you sometimes feel such rage that you aim to hoist the…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 25: White-Collar, Black Belt: Melting Point of Workplace Wax (Soaring safely between sun rays and sea waves)
Podience, You keep listening and I shall keep glistening light to reflect back and illuminate those dark places you may sometimes find yourself when in…
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Chemohawk Sessions Short #5: Word to the Wise Spoken by Fools
Podience, You get both a three-day vacation from work and closure on our three-way lesson concerning the Delphic Maxims! Here we will discuss the mammoth…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 24: White-Collar, Black Belt: Covideo Conferences (Mining buried treasure from plagued displeasure)
Podience, Covideo came, coughed on us; we contracted, but ultimately conquered. Our cells slapped the shiz out of Covid while we worked and watched from our…
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Chemohawk Sessions Short #4: A Recess on Excess
Podience, Welcome to another healing, enriching short! I promised, previously, that we would devote one episode to each of the Delphic Maxims and I am…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 23: White-Collar, Black Belt: Negotiate Your Fate (Aiming for more than halfway happy)
Podience, Loyal listeners rejoice for this episode affords me the distinct pleasure of putting what I have learned to fstars use. I spent WC years atop a…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 22: White-Collar, Black Belt: The Rift of Gab (Seven Deadly Synergy Session on ColGABoration); Chemohawk PODIENCE Sessions with Wam Bam Kam
Podience, I am the fstars Candyman and YOU are in for two treats! Treat number 1: this is a special Chemohawk Session as it is a Seven Deadly Synergy Session…
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Chemohawk Sessions Short #3: Customer Disservice
Podience, The lionized weekend looms. Drink up; T.G.I.F. Tonic, Gin, Ice, Friday! Did you know there is a healing ingredient in tonic known as quinine. I…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 21: White-Collar, Black Belt: The Lie of Di…versity (Harmony vs. diversity in a Workplace Conductor's Choir)
Welcome loyal listeners, I offer a gambit of praise for your loyalty and listening skills. As this is a touchy topic, it only makes sense that we touch it!…
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Chemohawk Sessions Short #2: Don't Fight the Quiet (Know thyself in silence)
Greetings to you precious patients of these Chemohawk Sessions, You will receive a minor but critical dose of Chemohawk medicine from Dr. Prophet today with…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 20: White-Collar, Black Belt: Managerial Math (Is your boss's angle right, obtuse or acute?)
Podience, There is no me without you. I sing your praises and indispensability at the start of this session. I do not know about you, but I struggled with math…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 19: White-Collar, Black Belt: Juice Stain to Bruce Wayne (Leaving rough whaling for smooth sailing)… Chemohawk PODIENCE Sessions with Wam Bam Kam
Podience, Welcome to our extra special sauce delectable debut of Chemohawk PODIENCE Sessions! Today, I have a super special sauce, wow, I really fancy my…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 18: White-Collar, Black Belt: Wise, Calm Coaching (Be a wise, calm coach, not a no-brainer trainer)
Loyal listeners, welcome to your workplace sanctuary of Chemohawk Sessions. Welcome to lean, episode 18. Have you ever been a coach? You most assuredly have…
Chemohawk SessionsChapter 17: White-Collar, Black Belt: Suicide Mission Statement (Your company's mission statement: survived or suicided?)
Podience, I appreciate you loyal listeners with all of my Falsetto Prophet prophetic power and falsetto register. Welcome to your next dose of Chemohawk…
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Chemohawk Sessions Short #1: Co-Workers Without Need are Without Greed.
Podience, As it is the weekend, I gift you your premier Chemohawk Sessions Short #1. How many will there be? Think not to ask me! I prefer to keep you…