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Chemohawk Sessions
Dear Podience, Welcome to Chemohawk Sessions, an anthology series podcast. I'm a carbon-based lifeform who got, fought, conquered cancer; fled my droll career to air this passion project. I was restless as an office drone; my cancerous plight confirmed the cost of chasing an unfulfilling career. My first session: White-Collar, Black Belt, offers black belt mastery of white-collar survival through shared experiences, pointers and amusing confessions. I'm Falsetto Prophet, you're Podience…
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Chemohawk SessionsPick 31: Slick Flick Pick: Will Alicia's Throat be Slit, Skull Split, or will She, the Killer, OutWitt? (From an Old Rumor Mill-- New Blood will Spill); (Urban Legend, 1998) *With Caro Blood Red Wine*
Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow us the pleasure of ushering you through the picturesque angles of the lively, beating heart of the campus's quadrangle…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 30: Slick Flick Pick: Frostbitten Neck--Foster, the Fangless Imposter (Whiteout Fang); (30 Days of Arterial Sprays); (30 Days of Night, 2005)
Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow me the pleasure of ushering you through the confining, constricting, claustrophobic cold and its cobwebbing cocoon of…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 29: Slick Flick Pick: Hassan has Some Nerve--Agent (Seagal in Free Fall); (Executive Decision, 1996)
Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow me the pleasure of ushering you through the criminal safehouse at the far reaches of the globe in order to acquire an…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 28: Slick Flick Pick: Launch Key Largo--Jet Packs, Diving Masks and Shark Attacks (Thunderball, 1965) **Premiere of the UnBONDed Series** *With Red Devil's Aural Appearance*
Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow us the pleasure of ushering you through the dense, diverse, and deadly Caribbean cities and their peripheral deep sea…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 27: Slick Flick Pick: Yautja vs. Yakuza--When Old-World Meets Otherworld (Predators, 2010)
Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow me the pleasure of ushering you through the dense jungle thicket of a quasi-terrestrial hunting parcel of dreadlocked…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 26: Slick Flick Pick: Clint's Finger Gun and His Unforeseen Son (Gran Torino, 2008) *2nd Clint's Film Gamut Series* *With Brother Clint's Aural Appearance*
I would like to grow up to be like Clint Eastwood: the director, the actor, the invincible, the old man. What other figure in the history of the cinema has…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 25: Slick Flick Pick: Two Ghost-Faced Dudes Deceive, Then Cleave Neve-- Prescott Red-Handed (Scream, 1996) **With Red Devil's Aural Appearance**
Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow us the pleasure of ushering you through the spacious, two-storied, multiple points of ingress, 3-million-dollar casa of…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 24: Slicker Flick Pick: Blood is Slicker than Water (Blood-Stained Balustrade); (I Know What You Did Last Summer, 1997) **With Red Devil's Aural Appearance**
Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow us the pleasure of ushering you through the spacious, two-floored, multiple points of ingress boutique shop: Shiver's…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 23: Slick Flick Pick: Futuristically Sadistic--Leave Well Enough a Clone (The Thirteenth Floor, 1999) **With Red Devil's Aural Appearance**
Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow me the pleasure of ushering you into your own coded, noded, digitally designed and downloaded simulation, programed by my…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 22: Slick Flick Pick: Clown Chalk Outline--How to Scare a Millionaire (The Game, 1997)
Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow me the pleasure of ushering you down the claustrophobic alleyways, jigsawed sunflower yellow-cab-occupied streets…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 21: Slick Flick Pick: Mutiny Mimicry--Nuclear as a Bell, Sir! (Crimson Tide, 1995) **With Brother Adam's Aural Appearance**
Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow us the pleasure of ushering you through the cramped corridors of the claustrophobic, cramped, tightly-packed, stinky…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 20: Slick Flick Pick: Lethal Brutality and Self-Surgery, His Specialty (City of ALIENation); (Predator 2, 1990) *With Wam Bam Kam's Aural Appearance*
Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow me the pleasure of ushering you through the humid, torrid, congested traffic jams and infested, contested, detested…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 19: Slick Flick Pick: Forsaking Blake was Their Mistake (Dead Calm LeproSEA); (John Carpenter's The Fog, 1980) **With Red Devil's Aural Appearance**
Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow me the pleasure of ushering you down the pristinely clean sandy beaches of a sleepy, centennial celebrating, coastal…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 18: Slick Flick Pick: Cautionary Reliquary-- Kothoga Has No Victim Quota (The Relic, 1997)
Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow me the pleasure of ushering you to a grand, well-endowed, upper-crust-- by invitation only-- elite socialite soiree of…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 17: Slick Flick Pick: Black(mail) Widow--What's Grief to a Thief? (Widows, 2018)
Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow me the pleasure of commencing with the sacrifice of devising an ill-conceived, poorly-planned and abysmally-executed…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 16: Slick Flick Pick: Save the Witness who Talks Less (Via Violence, They'll Silence); (16 Blocks, 2006)
Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow me the bodyguarding, chauffeuring--16 times cockblocked in 16 blocks of gridlocked traffic-- sacred, shady cop shield duty…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 15: Slick Flick Pick: Dark Crime Lit by Limelight--The Downward Spiral of Viral (15 Minutes, 2001)
Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow me the inflaming, flammable, still smoldering, apartment fire and provocative social commentary rich pleasure of…
Chemohawk SessionsHellbound Binding 3: Slick Page Flip: Witness to a Slain Mistress--A Thief Skilled, Whore Killed and Vengeance Fulfilled; (Book Comparison/Blackmail File Film Analysis of Absolute Power)
Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, in this particular case, you Hellbound Book Hounds! The only thing more satisfying than a gorgeous and flawlessly executed…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 14: Slick Flick Pick: Hail to the Thief-- AARP Burglary Spree (Absolute Power, 1997) *The Clint Gamut Slick Flick Series Premier*
Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow me the absolutely, powerfully corrupting pleasure of robbing you of silence and filling said silence with another scoped…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 13: Slick Flick Pick: Unfriendly Fire Inside the Wire--Agents of Mass Corruption (Green Zone, 2010)
Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Yalla, Yalla! Allow me the corrupting, consuming pleasure of ushering you to the sensually lit, cozy auditorium of Slick Flick…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 12: Slick Flick Pick: Looking at, Selene, the Leather-Clad Death-Dealer… and Lycan (Underworld, 2003) **With Red Devil's Revered Aural Appearance**
Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow me the sinfully sinematic-linked pleasure of ushering you to this overcast, otherworldly, underworld in the dimly lit…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 11: Slick Flick Pick: Blood-Red Rover (John Wick Down Under); (The Rover, 2014)
Welcome, Cinematic Fanatics, to Slick Flick Pick, an entertaining, slick/flick-explaining series, a desirable diversion from the main vein of Chemohawk…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 10: Slick Flick Pick: Lucifertilize (End of Days, 1999) **With Wam Bam Kam's Aural Appearance**
Welcome, Cinematic Fanatics, to Slick Flick Pick, an entertaining, slick/flick-explaining series, a desirable diversion from the main vein of Chemohawk…
Chemohawk Sessions**Premiere of Slick Page Flip** Hellbound Binding 1: Slick Page Flip: Par Deux(ma); (Book Comparison/Corso Corollary to The Ninth Gate Film and El Club Dumas Novel)
Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, in this particular case, you Hellbound Book Hounds! The only thing more satisfying than a gorgeous and flawlessly executed…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 9: Slick Flick Pick: Hellbound Books (The Ninth Gate, 1999)
Welcome, Cinematic Fanatics, to Slick Flick Pick, an entertaining, slick/flick-explaining series, a desirable diversion from the main vein of Chemohawk…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 8: Slick Flick Pick: I Vote Renner Oscar Winner (The Hurt Locker, 2008)
Welcome, Cinematic Fanatics, to Slick Flick Pick, an entertaining, slick/flick-explaining series, a desirable diversion from the main vein of Chemohawk…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 7: Slick Flick Pick: City of Angled Reality (Mace, the Bodyguard You Embrace); (Strange Days, 1995)
Welcome, Cinematic Fanatics, to Slick Flick Pick, an entertaining, slick/flick explaining series, a desirable diversion from the main vein of Chemohawk…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 6: Slick Flick Pick: Rocking Chairs and Lethal Stares--Gunplay, Wordplay that Subvert Cliché (Hell or High Water, 2016) **With J-Dawg's Aural Appearance**
Welcome, Cinematic Fanatics, to Slick Flick Pick, an entertaining, slick/flick explaining series, a desirable diversion from the main vein of Chemohawk…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 5: Slick Flick Pick: A Frighteningly Unfair Fare--City of Anonymity; (Collateral, 2004) **With Red Devil's Aural Appearance**
Welcome, Cinematic Fanatics, to Slick Flick Pick, an entertaining, slick/flick explaining series. You're my Cinematic Fanatic; I, your worthwhile cinephile…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 4: Slick Flick Pick: Interplanetary Masculinity (Predator, 1987) **With Wam Bam Kam's Aural Appearance**
Welcome, Cinematic Fanatics, to Slick Flick Pick, an entertaining, slick flick explaining series, a desirable diversion from the main vein of Chemohawk…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 3: Slick Flick Pick: Priest on the Stand, Three Stubs in Hand (Sleepers, 1996)
Welcome, Cinematic Fanatics, to Slick Flick Pick, an entertaining, slick/flick-explaining series, a desirable diversion from the main vein of Chemohawk…
Chemohawk SessionsPick 2: Slick Flick Pick: Drowning in Chinatown--Nosebleeds, False Leads and Misdeeds (Chinatown, 1974) **With Red Devil's Aural Appearance**
Welcome, Cinematic Fanatics, to Slick Flick Pick, an entertaining, slick/flick-explaining series, a desirable diversion from the main vein of Chemohawk…
Chemohawk SessionsPremiere Flick of Slick Flick Pick: Pick 1: City of Archangels--When Gabriel Falls, Mammon Rises (Constantine, 2005) **With Red Devil's Aural Appearance**
Welcome, Cinematic Fanatics, to Slick Flick Pick, an entertaining, slick/flick-explaining series, a desirable diversion from the main vein of Chemohawk…
Chemohawk SessionsIntro to Slick Flick Pick (A Chemohawk Sessions series on the sure-fire cure of cinema)
Welcome, you motion picture Podience, or, as I shall fondly refer to you henceforth: Cinematic Fanatics to Slick Flick Pick, an entertaining slick…
Chemohawk SessionsDarker Mile-Marker: Mile-Marker 16 on this Episode's Road: The Apple of Graham's Sole Eye--Bye Jimmy F****** Prescaught! **FINAL MILE-MARKER**
Attention Podience… please heed our secondary scary advisory: "beware this stark broadcast on the surfacing of Drisking's past; it's too late to air what you…
Chemohawk SessionsDarker Mile-Marker: Mile-Marker 13 on this Episode's Road: Her Source Reveal Still Feels Surreal
Attention Podience… please heed our secondary scary advisory: "beware this stark broadcast on the surfacing of Drisking's past; it's too late to air what you…
Chemohawk SessionsDarker Mile-Marker: Mile-Marker 14 on this Episode's Road: Shortcake's Source, a Trojan Horse
Attention Podience… please heed our secondary scary advisory: "beware this stark broadcast on the surfacing of Drisking's past; it's too late to air what you…
Chemohawk SessionsDarker Mile-Marker: Mile-Marker 15 on this Episode's Road: Two Chests, One Vest
Attention Podience… please heed our secondary scary advisory: "beware this stark broadcast on the surfacing of Drisking's past; it's too late to air what you…
Chemohawk SessionsDarker Mile-Marker: Mile-Marker 12 on this Episode's Road: Menacing Missteps to Dubstep
Attention Podience… please heed our secondary scary advisory: "beware this stark broadcast on the surfacing of Drisking's past; it's too late to air what you…
Chemohawk SessionsDarker Mile-Marker: Mile-Marker 11 on this Episode's Road: Recon Artists; Undercover Names and Unshaved Manes
Attention Podience… please heed our secondary scary advisory: "beware this stark broadcast on the surfacing of Drisking's past; it's too late to air what you…
Chemohawk Sessions***Premiere of Borrasca's Second Season Episodic Review: Darker Mile-Marker: Mile-Marker 10 on this Episode's Road: Chilly Welcome, Chilling Reception (Watch out for our new double-digit mile-markers)
Attention Podience… please heed our secondary scary advisory: "beware this stark broadcast on the surfacing of Drisking's past; it's too late to air what you…
Chemohawk SessionsDarker Mile-Marker: Mile-Marker 9 on this Episode's Road: The Worth of Childbirth (Final Mile-Marker)
Attention Podience… please heed this cautionary scary advisory: "beware this stark broadcast on the dark affair of Drisking's past; never air what you hear…
Chemohawk SessionsDarker Mile-Marker: Mile-Marker 8 on this Episode's Road: Rural Maps and Urban Legends
Attention Podience… please heed this cautionary scary advisory: "beware this stark broadcast on the dark affair of Drisking's past; never air what you hear…
Chemohawk SessionsDarker Mile-Marker: Mile-Marker 7 on this Episode's Road: Kyle Grows Starker at This Mile-Marker
Attention Podience… please heed this cautionary scary advisory: "beware this stark broadcast on the dark affair of Drisking's past; never air what you hear…
Chemohawk SessionsDarker Mile-Marker: Mile-Marker 6 on this Episode's Road: Closed-Casket for a Basket Case
Attention Podience… please heed this cautionary scary advisory: "beware this stark broadcast on the dark affair of Drisking's past; never air what you hear…
Chemohawk SessionsDarker Mile-Marker: Mile-Marker 5 on this Episode's Road: Megan Dies to Fly, Sam Pries Graham's Lie
Attention Podience… please heed this cautionary scary advisory: "beware this stark broadcast on the dark affair of Drisking's past; never air what you hear…
Chemohawk SessionsDarker Mile-Marker: Mile-Marker 4 on this Episode's Road: Last Picked, First Pricked
Attention Podience… please heed this cautionary scary advisory: "beware this stark broadcast on the dark affair of Drisking's past; never air what you hear…
Chemohawk SessionsDarker Mile-Marker: Mile-Marker 3 on this Episode's Road: Missed… Don't Mean Missing
Attention Podience… please heed this cautionary scary advisory: "beware this stark broadcast on the dark affair of Drisking's past; never air what you hear…
Chemohawk SessionsDarker Mile-Marker: Mile-Marker 2 on this Episode's Road: Assembly Without Whitney
Attention Podience… please heed this cautionary scary advisory: "beware this stark broadcast on the dark affair of Drisking's past; never air what you hear…
Chemohawk SessionsDarker Mile-Marker: Mile-Marker 1 on this Episode's Road: Triple Tree Debris and Drug-Free Pee
Attention Podience… please heed this cautionary scary advisory: "beware this stark broadcast on the dark affair of Drisking's past; never air what you hear…
Chemohawk SessionsOur Scary Advisory of Darker Mile-Marker
Welcome, Podience, you stark, shady ladies, and dark, bent gents to this chilling, fulfilling edition of Chemohawk Sessions: Darker Mile-Marker (an ungory, but…
Chemohawk Sessions10th Wednesday: Whiskey Wednesdays with WBK: WhisKEY to One's Heart
Podience, welcome to WWWWW: Warm, Wooing Worded Whiskey Wednesday, where we pour whiskey, sip, and let truths, out our mouths, riskily slip while we unearth…
Chemohawk Sessions8th Wednesday: Whiskey Wednesdays with WBK: WhisKEY to the Kingdom (Part 2)
Podience, welcome to AWWW: Angel Wing Whiskey Wednesday, the concluding portion of a two-parter, where we pour whiskey, sip, and let truths, out our mouths…
Chemohawk Sessions9th Wednesday: Whiskey Wednesdays with WBK: Throw Away the WhisKEY
Podience, welcome to NROHWW: Ninth Ring of Hell Whiskey Wednesday, where we pour whiskey, sip, and let truths, out our mouths, riskily slip while we unearth…
Chemohawk Sessions7th Wednesday: Whiskey Wednesdays with WBK: WhisKEY to the Kingdom
Podience, welcome to AWWW: Angel Wing Whiskey Wednesday where we pour whiskey, sip, and let truths, out our mouths, riskily slip while we unearth and resolve…
Chemohawk Sessions6th Wednesday: Whiskey Wednesdays with WBK: WhisKEY to Victory; Special December 7th Edition
Podience, welcome to a WWWW: World War Whiskey Wednesday where we pour whiskey, sip, and let truths, out our mouths, riskily slip while we unearth and resolve…
Chemohawk Sessions5th Wednesday: Whiskey Wednesdays with WBK: Wild Turkey WhisKEY
Podience, welcome to a Whiskey Wednesday Wavelength where we pour whiskey, sip, and let truths, out our mouths, riskily slip while we unearth and resolve the…
Chemohawk Sessions1st Wednesday: Whiskey Wednesdays with WBK: Under Lock and WhisKEY
Podience, though I've launched a new sounding series, pursued a fresh hearable hobby, hosted a discernible dialogue or otherwise diverged, with vocal…
Chemohawk Sessions2nd Wednesday: Whiskey Wednesdays with WBK: Francis Scott WhisKEY
Podience, welcome to a Whiskey Wednesday Wavelength where we pour whiskey, sip, let truths, out our mouths, riskily slip while we unearth and resolve the…
Chemohawk Sessions3rd Wednesday: Whiskey Wednesdays with WBK: WhisKEY Grip
Podience, welcome to a Whiskey Wednesday Wavelength where we pour whiskey--sip, let truths, out our mouths, riskily slip... while we unearth and resolve the…